Stingy celeb goes AWOL during the holidays

MAINE Mendoza (with Alden Richards, right) says she has no suitor.

Friends have given up on Glamorous Celeb who’s notoriously stingy.

GC makes it a point to vanish from the scene every holiday season. Is it because GC wants to avoid giving gifts to pals and godchildren?

Last January, GC vowed to be more generous as a New Year’s resolution.

Alas, GC has gone AWOL again this year.

Well, GC has amassed moolah through rather dubious means and is not inclined to share ill-gotten wealth.

Bah humbug!

Blurred lines

Seems Beleaguered Cutie can no longer tell the difference between fact and fiction.

BC caused a commotion on the set of latest project.

BC purportedly challenged Stunned Costar to a fight.

BC didn’t like the way SC looked at him in the middle of a scene. SC explained that they were merely acting and that they were supposed to be enemies in the story.

Lines were blurred in the head of BC, who’s back to his old ways. BC was thus told to go on vacation.

Social outing

Handsome Hunk keeps posting pics with his girlfriend on Instagram.

Turns out he has another social media account, for his “close encounters of the third kind.” HH is active on a gay dating page, where he hooks up with similarly macho men.

A spy claims HH goes cruising on the site and meets up with prospective lovers—especially when he is abroad.

Dangerous liaisons, anyone?

Sibs’ fibs

A mole witnessed Lovely Newbie going berserk.

LN is upset that Stunning Sibling has lied in public about their relationship.

SS and LN are not that close, you see.

SS, however, claims that they are chummy. Drumbeaters insist that SS has been helping LN financially. A blatant lie, livid LN bristles.

But then again, who is telling the truth: SS or LN?

Blindsided

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Studio Bosses were blindsided by Cutie Charmer’s camp.

Handlers claimed CC wants to quit the biz and focus on schooling. Before the SBs knew it, CC jumped ship and moved to Rival Company.

SBs were disappointed.

After all, they had such high hopes for CC. But then again, another Fair-Haired Looker has already overtaken CC in the race for fame recently.

Top of the tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Naiuwi ni Sarah Geronimo ang Album of the Year para sa “Perfectly Imperfect,” habang wagi naman si Yeng Constantino ng Song of the Year para sa “Ikaw” sa Awit Awards. Napanalunan naman ni Darren Espanto, ang Best Performance by a New Male Recording Artist sa Awit Awards. (Take a bow, boys and girls.)

Alden Richards, Maine Mendoza todo-tanggol sa AlDub Nation: Nasaktan lang kasi sila! (Ouch!)

Maine umamin: Wala pong nanliligaw sa akin! (Pramis! Mamatey!)

Kung kailan nag-40 saka pa nagkaroon ng ka-love team. Ian Veneracion: Alam ng asawa ko ang lahat sa amin ni Jodi Sta. Maria, pati mga halikan! (Never too late.)

Mocha sobrang epal; makikipagpatayan para kay Rodrigo Duterte. (Pugnacious. Mana sa idol niya.)

Jericho Rosales kay Jennylyn Mercado: Totoo, natatameme ako sa kanya! (Define tameme.)