Powerful celeb pays cool P10M for hot star

Hot star has just become P10 million richer.

A mole found out about the latest endorsement deal of HS.

Thing is, HS is not pitching for a trendy new product. Powerful Personality has tapped HS to revitalize a sputtering campaign.

But will HS be able to save PP from an inevitable disaster?

Is PP even aware that HS’ own career is going down the drain?

PP should’ve gotten the services of HS’ more popular rivals, Gorgeous Charmer and Cute Celeb, the spy insisted.

Awkward

On the set of a high-profile project, Industry Insider was assigned the same dressing room as Flighty Performer.

II made the mistake of entering the room without knocking, catching FP canoodling with Luscious Lover.

It was awkward with a capital A.

LL was sitting on FP’s lap and they were clearly unaware of the goings-on around them. II scampered out of the place from sheer embarrassment.

Attention magnet

Seasoned Star once got upset with Stunning Relative who has a tendency to hog the limelight.

In the middle of a splashy event, SR made a dramatic entrance—grabbing the crowd’s attention in the process.

Problem was, the spotlight was trained at SS at that time.

SS was not rattled and mercifully remained focused. SS is a consummate pro, after all.

Does this mean SR is just a harmless little attention magnet?

Missing in action

Conspicuously missing at a posh event was Vociferous Celebrity.

Perhaps VC was just busy. Still, under normal circumstances, VC wouldn’t have missed the occasion.

So the idle chatter that VC is still seething at Feisty Colleague must be true. Perhaps VC wanted to avoid FC, who was present at the gathering.

Years ago, FC pointedly gave VC unsolicited advice to change careers. FC was certain that talentless VC will not survive in the biz without pulling certain strings.

Perhaps VC has never forgotten that bloody encounter.

Animal appeal

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Perky Celeb was cute as a teener. Alas, insecurity crept in as PC got older.

PC is now hooked on cosmetic enhancements. Numerous procedures have made PC unrecognizable.

PC was going for a feline look but ended up looking like another creature. PC’s new face can only be described as simian, a source claimed.

PC’s eyes seem disturbingly huge. PC’s nostrils are damaged as well.

Uh-oh.

Top of the Tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Tamang panahon nina Yaya Dub at Alden Richards inabangan ng buong mundo! (Over!)

Paalala ni Lola Nidora sa AlDub Nation: Huwag pasaway! (Babala… asawa ni Babalu! It never gets old.)

Ayaw makasama sa kahit anong proyekto si Sarah Geronimo, Matteo Guidicelli: Gusto kong magtrabaho mag-isa! (Solo flight?)

Allan K naloka sa balitang nagka-amnesia. “Pero buti na lang ’di nabasag ang bungo ko. Salamat sa Diyos!” (Amnesia? Parang kalyeserye.)