Controversial celeb champions frenemy’s rival

YEARS after a loud screaming match on the set, Controversial Celeb has yet to forgive equally Vociferous Frenemy.

CC plans to get even by supporting the Current Rival of VF’s Beleaguered Partner.

A mole insists CC is championing CR’s cause to spite VF. Well, it was not the first time that CC left BP hanging in the air.

What caused the falling out? Is it merely envy or deep-seated enmity?

After all, VF bravely gabbed about CC’s intellectual limitations in public.

Toilet humor

Seasoned Thespian had a bum tummy.

Unfortunately, the trip to the set took hours.

Upon arriving in the faraway location, ST, who was sweating bullets, went straight to the toilet. Feisty Costar noticed ST’s dilemma.

When ST emerged from the loo, FC cracked a scatological joke in front of the entire cast and crew.

ST turned beet-red, from sheer embarrassment.

Fame junkie

Not only Lovey Dovey’s relatives were turned off by Gung-ho Spouse’s strong personality.

Handlers of Famous Celebrity want to cut ties with GS as well.

They are certain GS is pulling FC down. They complain that GS is addicted to the limelight.

That GS is a fame junkie.

Jinxed

Handlers don’t know how to break the bad news to their Assertive Boss.

They believe that AB’s Aggressive Partner has an adverse effect on the success of future plans. In short, AP is a jinx.

Even AB’s relatives want to distance themselves from AP.

After all, AP seems afflicted with foot-in-mouth disease and tends to rub people the wrong way. Perhaps AP needs to enroll in charm school pronto.

Humble pie

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Feisty Veteran is eating humble pie these days.

FV waged an all-out war against Problem Child’s ex-sweetheart, Charming Cutie. FV naturally sided with PC, who had a nasty breakup with CC.

Turns out PC is hardly honest at all.

FV feels contrite and wants to apologize to CC. It doesn’t help that FV and PC are currently in the middle of a cold war.

Brrr …

Top of the Talk Shows

For those who missed last weekend’s “Startalk” on GMA 7 (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

MEGAN Young finds “Mari Mar” costar’s dimple sexy.

Megan Young, asked what’s the sexiest body part of her “Mari Mar” leading man Tom Rodriguez: “’Yung dimple niya… malambot.” (Okay.)

Megan on being compared to Marian Rivera, who played Mari Mar before her: “Sobrang grateful ako… For me to be able to do the same part is an honor. I hope magampanan ko ’yung role as truthfully as she did.” (Make it your own and run! Or swim! Or whatever she does!)

WALLY Bayola was only too happy to grant a cancer-stricken fan’s wish.

Wally Bayola, who plays Lola Nidora, on making people smile: “Nakakatuwa. Meron kaming isang tagahanga from the United States na humingi ng fan sign. Sabi may cancer ang kapatid niya at kami lang daw ang nakakapagpa-smile… Kapag ganu’ng bagay gagawin mo lahat para makapagpasaya ng ibang tao.” (It’s the little things that mean the most.)

April Boy Regino on overcoming prostate cancer, but almost turning blind because of diabetes: “Isang taon din ako nawalan ng paningin. Nagpa-opera ako, pero malabo pa rin. Pero kahit papaano, may pag-asa ako.” (As long as it doesn’t affect your voice.)

April Boy on what he has realized after his ordeals: “Hindi pala mahalaga ang kayamanan… Isang pitik lang ng Diyos sa ’yo, wala lahat.” (Korek!)

Kylie Padilla on his father Robin, whose wife Mariel Rodriguez suffered a miscarriage for the second time this year: “Siyempre hindi siya okay. Ang mabibigay lang namin sa kanya ay love and support.” (Sad.)