Hunk gets tongue-tied in front of cute costar

Handsome Hunk frequently messes up on the set. During a shoot, however, HH did inexplicably well. HH didn’t fumble and mumble his way though the scene.

Until Cute Costar entered frame.

CC was a first-timer, but HH was the one who got tongue-tied in front of the newbie. HH kept bungling his lines.

Does CC have something to do with HH’s bloopers?

Conscious Pilate, much?

Turning beet red, HH was obviously smitten by CC’s charms.

Jinxed

Bubbly Starlet has earned an unsavory reputation in the biz as a jinx. BS is blamed for the lackluster performance of a string of projects.

Haters now call BS “Flop Princess” behind her back.

Superstitious producers have started avoiding poor BS, too.

As a result, BS has vanished from the scene—until such time she could shake off the bad luck.

Rule breaker

Perhaps Rebellious Insider is a firm believer that rules are meant to be broken.

Or perhaps RI is simply above the law.

Among colleagues who participated in a high-profile venture, RI was the only one who ignored the procedures drawn up by organizers.

Even older, more respected, coworkers would defer to the guidelines—not RI who managed to get away with several violations.

Eternal enmity

Alluring Starlet bumped into Astonishing Beauty recently.

Witnesses were shocked because AS and AB snubbed each other.

The trouble started when the two worked together on a project. But the enmity goes beyond professional rivalry.

There is talk that AB doesn’t trust AS. AB suspects there is something fishy between her Cute Boyfriend and AS.

AS and CB were rumored to be secret “playmates,” but that was long before AB’s time.

Material boy

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Flamboyant Personality woke up from a dream that soon turned into a nightmare.

Family and friends tried to warn FP about Budding Beau. Alas, FP was blinded by love.

FP, however, noticed that BB was a tad worldly—frequently asking for this and that expensive gift.

After a little snooping, FP found out that he was not the first “victim” of BB who turned out to be a material boy.

FP swiftly dumped BB before losing his shirt.

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Raymart Santiago sinorpresa si Claudine Barretto, niregaluhan ng kama. (King or queen size?)

Gladys Reyes epal daw, nakisawsaw sa away nina Rita Daniela at Donita Rose. (We’ll stay out of this. Unlike Gladys. )

Luis Manzano nagmukhang cheap sa pagpatol sa matabang basher. (It was a boring day, he said, and he was just having a bit of fun. )

Na-shock ang fans sa mga palaban at bastos na tweet; Luis sa basher: Kung sakaling gay man ako, ’di rin kita papatulan, bro! (Harsh! Not even hypothetically?)

Vilma Santos kinausap na si Angel Locsin sa pagpapakasal nila ni Luis. (Here comes the bride?)

Julie Anne San Jose sa sobrang kapayatan: Wala akong sakit, hindi ako umiinom ng pills! (Can’t the girl just be eating right and working out?)

Huwag na raw mangarap maging beauty queen; Winwyn Marquez niresbakan si Renee Salud: At least nag-try ako. (You know the drill. Try and try until you… huwag naman… die.)

Alex Gonzaga feelingera at bastos daw, manang-mana kay Toni. (Maybe she merely wants to emulate her big sis’ brand of humor?)

Vice Ganda nabiktima ng pasaway na night club sa Cebu; “Pero sabi ko huwag nang magdemanda, mahal ko ang Cebuanos!” (Next please … )

Kris Aquino: Si Vice lang ang puwedeng mang-asar sa akin kay Herbert Bautista! (Well, there’s a long line of comedians dying to have a crack at this. )

Willie Revillame may bagong dyowa kaya bumabata. (Youth via osmosis?)

Ai-Ai de las Alas ibinandera ang bagong hitsura ni Jiro Manio na fresh na uli. (What a little TLC can do.)

Chris Brown nag-mura matapos hindi payagang makaalis ng Pilipinas. (As Maleficent would say: Well, well.)