Celeb gets even with enemies
PAULEEN Luna had a chance encounter with her boyfriend’s ex-wife.
Glamorous Celeb can be quite vindictive. GC made sure Sworn Rival would not bring home a coveted prize. GC, who was chummy with the Powers-That-Be, pulled strings to get SR out of the way.
When it was GC’s turn to compete in the same event, karma came knocking on the door. GC floundered big-time, too.
GC didn’t take things sitting down.
GC conspired with the PTBs to get even with Supposed Enemies. Due to GC’s machinations, SE suffered debilitating setbacks.
GC can be relentless. And ruthless.
Rampaging teen
Now it can be told.
Pretty Star likes to pass herself off as smart and savvy. Turned out PS was forced to leave old school because of poor grades.
Perhaps it was just a “difficult” time in PS’ life—saddled as she was with rampaging teenage hormones.
A mole witnessed PS’ impertinence in front of similarly Feisty Parent. When PS confided her school woes to FP, she got a major, and much-deserved, tongue-lashing.
Rude dude
There is a persistent rumor in a condo complex. Residents have noticed that Aging Lothario is rude to his chauffeur and other employees.
Neighbors squirm in disbelief every time they witness AL’s unacceptable behavior. They have lost count of AL’s various sins of commission and omission.
Is this the reason there is a quick turnover in AL’s household?
About face
Insiders are wondering why Sultry Starlet keeps going under the knife.
SS was quite ravishing to start with, but it seemed she was not satisfied with her appearance.
SS vanished for a while. When SS made her comeback, people could barely recognize her.
She looks completely different now.
Alas, SS’ features are now sharper, making her look older.
And we thought eternal youth was the goal?
Discomfort zone
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Charming Heartthrob invariably leaves coworkers exasperated on the set.
CH spends a long time in the loo. Cast and crew end up waiting while CH performs laborious bathroom rituals.
Even when CH’s scenes are ready to be shot, he remains cooped up in the toilet.
Work is frequently delayed because of CH.
After all, it takes CH a lot of effort to stay “pretty.”
Top of the Talk Show
For those who missed last weekend’s “Startalk” on GMA 7 (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
• Julia Barretto on her aunt Claudine Barretto’s show biz comeback: “I’m happy and excited for her.” (Safe answer.)
• Alden Richards, asked why he and Julie Anne San Jose stopped talking: “I choose to keep it to myself … Let’s just move on.” (Safer answer.)
• Julie Anne on being criticized for her weight loss: “I just want to be fit.” (Not fat.)
• Julie Anne on rumors that she’s a lesbian just because she doesn’t have a boyfriend: “It’s not about gender … love is not my priority.” (No explanations needed.)
• Julie Anne on her bashers: “Block lang nang block; ignore lang nang ignore!” (Smart move.)
• Louise de los Reyes on sharing a table with Aljur Abrenica—with whom she had a rift—at a recent event: “It’s a small world. Brothers and sisters kami.” (Was it a family affair?)
• Kris Bernal, asked if she and Aljur could become a couple: “It depends on him … he’s not courting me!” (Wrong number.)
• Pauleen Luna on meeting Dina Bonnevie: “I wanted to introduce myself. She’s very warm … Everything went well.” (All’s well?)
• Rhian Ramos on settling down: “It’s not a must. I’m OK with being an old maid, promise!” (How refreshing.)
