Handsome hunk hangs out with junkies

RUFFA Gutierrez quarrels with mom over her boyfriend.

Handsome Hunk has thankfully regained his scorching hot physique.

A healthy lifestyle, however, is not the reason behind HH’s drastic weight loss.

HH was spotted lumbering toward the VIP room of a sleazy night spot, accompanied by an unkempt entourage. A mole swore that HH and cronies started snorting powdery white substances in the private room.

Insiders wonder: Is this the reason why HH often neglects to practice proper personal hygiene? HH needs to kick this nasty habit pronto—or risk losing his marketability as a leading man.

Stress buster

Major Star often travels abroad, to avoid stress-inducing issues and people (from the worlds of entertainment and politics, no less).

MS admits to having a short fuse these days. Patient Partner knows that a change of scenery is the easiest way for irritable MS to cool down.

Alas, MS is now considering relocating abroad—permanently.

Though supportive of MS’ every endeavor, PP is reluctant to leave family and friends for good.

Dead end

Perky Starlet has decided to fly the coop because of dim prospects in old company.

Well, it was about time for PS to finally accept the fact that antagonizing Powerful Contemporary was a bad idea.

PC’s loyalists made sure that PS’ career would reach a dead end sooner than expected.

To be fair, some bosses tried to give PS some leeway.

It was just that PS chose to move away—as far away as possible from PC and those rabid minions.

Shortcomings

KARAN Singhdole (left) and Lyka Antonette Johnson, Hannah’s Mr. and Ms. Ecotourism

Charming Celeb is upset with Seasoned Insider.

Apparently CC got wind of a snide remark that SI had cracked in public.

It was a particularly prickly subject, as far as CC was concerned.

SI should have known that CC is extra-sensitive about this specific “shortcoming,” though.

After all, the non-issue should not be considered a big (or is it small?) deal.

Escape artist

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Popular Star frequently has to come up with all sorts of excuses, to escape from the clutches of Feisty Lover.

PS merely wants to hang out with old friends, whom FL abhors passionately. FL suspects that PS’ buddies want them to split up.

Turned out one of those pals is PS’ Former Sweetheart. No wonder FL is paranoid and doesn’t approve of PS’ adventures with the gang.

PS would often come up with all sorts of white lies (for example, that the car needed repairs), in order to meet up with FS and the rest of the posse.

Ecotourism winners

Karan Singhdole and Lyka Antonette Johnson were the big winners in the third Hannah’s Mr. and Ms. Ecotourism, held at Hannah’s Beach Resort and Convention Center in Pagudpud, Ilocos Norte.

Jhon Mark Marcia and Hannah Merino placed first runner-up, and Patrick Reyes and Julia Novel Gonowon, second runner-up.

The pageant aims “to raise the guests and the community’s level of awareness of and involvement in environmental initiatives.” Col. Ricardo L. Nolasco Jr., Hannah resort owner, said, “The winners will participate in the resort’s ecotourism projects.”

The resort has won several awards—namely, the Most Outstanding Individual Initiative on Environment Management award from the Department of Environment and Natural Resources-Region I in 2013 and the Most Outstanding Destination in the Philippines honor from Gawad Amerika Foundation in 2014.

Top of the Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Sunshine Cruz nagpapaseksi para maglaway si Cesar Montano. (Moving on.)

Janice de Belen epal, agaw-eksena sa premiere night ng pelikula ni Maja Salvador. (It was inevitable. She only needs to walk in and people will look at her. )

Vice Ganda: Pagtawanan n’yo ako, laitin n’yo… wala akong pakialam! (But you’re a comedian. They’re supposed to laugh. Ikaw naman…)

Benjie Paras tsinugi agad sa “Nathaniel”; kasalanan ni Jackie Forster at dalawang anak? (Let’s play the blame game!)

Andre Paras biglang natameme kay Ai-Ai de las Alas. (Yeah, she gets that reaction a lot.)

Manny Pacquiao pinayuhan si Richard Gutierrez na buntisin uli si Sarah Lahbati. (Facepalm. No, no, no!)

SUNSHINE Cruz’s sexy new bod, some say, is for her ex to miss.

Kathryn Bernardo binaboy; mga pekeng nude photo kumalat sa social media. Mommy Min naglabas ng sama ng loob; Karla Estrada umeksena rin. (Well, young lady, I guess that means you’ve arrived. But yes… eww.)

Dahil may production number na gagawin si Bimby; Kris Aquino “namakyaw” ng ticket sa MOA Arena concert ni Darren Espanto. (Is that the best way to sell tickets these days?)

Hayden Kho gusto na ring makipagbati kay Maricar Reyes. (So many olive branches being offered!)

Jasmine Curtis-Smith nahuling umiiyak dahil kay Sam Concepcion. (Sis, get your slapping hand ready.)

Gerphil Flores mas mabenta sa GMA 7; dedma pa rin sa ABS-CBN. (What did you expect naman?)

Wish ng taga-suporta ni Willie Revillame: gawing araw-araw ang “Wowowin.” (Steering clear of this one.)

Sumpa ni Annabelle Rama, ’pag nabuntis ni Jordan Mouyal si Ruffa Gutierrez: “Naku, hanggang sa kamatayan ’Day, hindi ko na siya makikita.” (Mom Annabelle says the real reason she’s upset will come out in the family’s reality show soon. Reality bites.)