Frenemy in cahoots with meddling colleagues
Remember Meddling Colleagues who accosted Controversial Star? The MCs had the temerity to ask CS to dump Current Lover.
CS’ minions suspect that Scheming Frenemy is in cahoots with MCs, that SF instructed MCs to push CS over the edge.
Is this the reason why CS remains leery of SF?
CS knows that SF cannot be trusted.
As Popular Star so aptly put it: “SF is not only two-faced… but also multi-faced.”
PS likewise fell victim to this notorious cabal’s machinations.
Perhaps PS should exchange notes with CC and make a tally of SF’s crimes.
Busted!
Unsupervised
Cute Newbie’s handlers consider Perky Ingenue a nightmare. They think PI is a tad aggressive in pursuing CN.
PI would spend hours, until the crack of dawn, in CN’s pad. Worse, PI once joined CN in an out-of-town trip.
They are worried that if PI gets knocked up, it would spell the end of CN’ s budding career.
Now, they are doing everything to keep PI away from CN.
Ah, to be young, restless… and careless.
Traffic hazard
Vociferous Starlet figured in a rather messy scandal with Pugnacious Hunk.
A mole relates that VS has quite a sketchy track record when it comes to handsome macho men.
VS used to work out in the same gym as Hunky Wannabe.
After the session, VS engaged HW in small talk. VS asked HW if she could hitch a ride home since they were practically neighbors.
In the car, HW was shocked when VS made the first move.
The dirty deed was done in the vehicle!
Talk about moving violation.
Slowing down
Respected Insider experienced a major health scare.
Quite understandably, RI would rather not discuss details of the ailment.
Well-meaning buddies, however, pray that RI would overcome this trial.
Their wish is for RI to slow down and take a break once in a while. RI had been working too hard, they pointed out.
Perhaps RI should look at this crisis as a wake-up call, a gentle reminder to enjoy life to the fullest, in the company of family and friends.
Material girl
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Looks can be deceiving.
Pretty Starlet seems meek and soft-spoken at first glance.
Turns out PS is just as loud and haughty as infamous relatives.
Among her pals, PS can be a braggart. PS loves showing off her latest gadgets, designer totes and expensive shoes.
Friends are turned off, for sure.
Still, similarly Boastful Parent encourages PS’ wanton materialism. It runs in the family.
Top of Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Dasal ni Jackie Forster: Kilalanin uli siyang ina nina Andre at Kobe Paras. (Too late for Mother’s Day?)
Sharon Cuneta sumabog na naman. Galit na galit sa mahilig mangutang, traydor at magnanakaw. “Ang tingin kasi nila lagi sa akin bangko at ATM!” (Chill. They don’t deserve the attention.)
Mommy Dionisia Pacquiao umalma sa paniningil ng buwis sa kanya ng BIR. (Well, well…)
Wedding video ni Diana Zubiri maraming pinaluha. (Waterworks galore?)
Julia Barretto tinawag na torpe si Iñigo Pascual, tameme sa babae. (Can’t inherit everything from Papa P.)
El Gamma Penumbra wagi sa “Asia’s Got Talent”: Buong Batangas, PH nagdiwang. (Yehey! Another act that “failed” in the Philippines succeeds elsewhere! How many of those do we have now…)
Kris Aquino supalpal sa nilait na “Pilipinas Got Talent” contestant, Gerphil Flores, na sikat na sikat ngayon sa “Asia’s Got Talent.” (Revenge is a dish best served in a gold dress, beehive and a massive soprano voice.)
Halikan nina Rhian Ramos at Glaiza de Castro sa “The Rich Man’s Daughter” bitin. (Did you guys actually time it?)
Kris sinigawan, minura ng dalawang lalaki sa Bangkok Airport. (Moving on…)
Sarah Geronimo gustung-gusto makahalikan si Piolo Pascual. (Girl, you kiss one, you’ve kissed them all.)
Benjie Paras sa basher: Baka ikaw ang demonyo! (Malamang.)
Magkaka-baby agad kapag hindi nag-ingat; JM de Guzman at Jessy Mendiola wala nang hiya-hiya, garapalan kung maglandian. (Better safe than preggy, ahem, sorry.)
Daniel Padilla biglang naging yummy nang magkalaman ang katawan. (Wait till he turns 21…)
Pagsama-samahin man ang milyun-milyong followers sa Twitter, Instagram; Anne Curtis, Vice Ganda, Marian Rivera talbog pa rin kay Daniel. (Youth power defined.)
Nadine Lustre pinagtawanan sa premiere night, tinawag na “suman.” (Girl, hire a stylist.)
the Entertainment Staff
