Battle of budding macho gays

ALEX Gonzaga assures her costar’s girlfriend.

Insiders got front-row seats for the battle between Cute Heartthrob (who seems meek and amiable) and Haughty Hunk (who has a nasty rep).

On the set of a high-profile project, HH reprimanded CH’s poor assistant over some trivial matter. Naturally, CH didn’t take it sitting down.

Observers were stunned. CH made sure they heard him give HH an epic tongue-lashing .

HH met his match in CH who is quite a diva himself. Nothing beats a catfight between two budding queers…er, queens.

KATHRYN Bernardo says her partner can date other girls.

Bloated beauty

Not a few televiewers have noticed that former Stunning Beauty now looks different—her face bloated; her eyes, chinky; her cheeks, puffy.

It was as if she had major work done. Instead of making her look younger, the procedure(s) left SB unrecognizable.

She is a walking cautionary tale against cosmetic enhancements. Whatever happened to aging gracefully?

Partners in crime

Industry Veteran aided Disgraced Celebrity infiltrate the scene after years of absence.

JARED Leto

DC had been wanting to return to the grind for so long and IV was happy to lend a hand.

Well, IV was also looking forward to reuniting with DC, a former sweetheart. That’s because DC and IV are notoriously hooked on illegal substances.

Lackluster

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Pretty Newbie was supposed to be the most promising among her peers.

Alas, PN’s career has been on a steady decline, thanks to a slew of off-putting intrigues.

ARE JARED Leto and Kim Kardashian exchanging beauty tips? AP

At a recent event, PN shared the stage with Gorgeous Newcomer and Lovely Starlet.

While GN and LS were met with cheers and shrieks from admirers, PN’s introduction was greeted with deafening silence. (Insert cricket sound here.)

Dyed diva

PARIS—Kim Kardashian flashed a new, platinum blonde hairdo at the Paris Fashion Week on Thursday as she watched the shows with hubby, rapper Kanye West.

The attention-grabbing makeover by the normally brunette American reality TV star overshadowed the 2015 autumn collections unveiled by fashion houses Balmain and Lanvin, with photographers pushing to get snaps of the dyed diva.

Detractors snarked online that Kardashian and US actor Jared Leto, who also turned up with new platinum locks, were exchanging beauty tips. AFP

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

DANIEL Padilla doesn’t want his sister to join show biz. RICHARD A. REYES

Pagmamalaki ni Karla Estrada: Daniel Padilla virgin pa. (TMI!)

Daniel hindi pinayagang mag-artista ang kapatid na babae; Karla: Sabi niya sa akin, pagtapusin ko muna ng pag-aaral! (Makes sense.)

Okay lang manligaw ng ibang babae si Daniel, desisyon niya ’yun!—Kathryn Bernardo. (Nakakapagod na ito.)

Judy Ann Santos umaming nagtampo sa ABS: “Pero okay na!” (You know what they say about show biz …)

ELLEN Adarna is single again.

Alex Gonzaga kay Sarah Geronimo: Wala naman siyang dapat ikabahala sa amin ni Matteo Guidicelli! (Wag na sumali diyan, ’teh!)

Ellen Adarna malaya na; puwede nang magpaligaw. (Fine.)

Jackie Foster kay Benjie Paras: Hinding-hindi kita tatantanan! (O siya, sige.)

Itaga n’yo na sa bato: Kris Aquino hindi tatakbo sa 2016 polls. (Itaga muna niya sa bato.)