Glamour gal gives playboy ultimatum
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera: Glamorous Beauty caught Incorrigible Playboy fooling around. Again! GB packed her bags and left in a huff.
IP sought GB’s forgiveness, vowing to mend his ways. He told her she could have him tailed by a private detective or she could accompany him everywhere.
Would this prevent IP from straying again? Abangan.
Bouncing back
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Show biz can be such a cruel game. Popular Heartthrob once had the world at his feet. After a series of career setbacks, however, he vanished.
Article continues after this advertisementAccording to an insider, PH was committed to an asylum for over a year. But with counseling and medication, the insider says, PH is back and coping.
In fact, he’s raring to stage a comeback. Why not? His former Screen Partner, once written off as a has-been, was able to bounce back.
Supporters should protect PH from vultures that could push him over the edge again.
Spin cycle
No wonder Fading Star is going all-out blabbing about the supposed happy love life of Scandalous Relative.
FS insists that SR and Hunky Partner are madly in love and that HP supports SR in every endeavor.
Turns out, the opposite is true: SR relentlessly pursued HP, who eventually got tired of running away.
FS would make a great crisis PR for SR. But FS’ own love life is quite messy with current beau, who has a sketchy past and present.
In flagrante delicto
Controversial Celeb was rumored as a two-timer.
According to the rumor mill, Stunned Coworker barged into the dressing room… to a ghastly sight: CC and Clueless Newcomer in flagrante delicto.
Interestingly, it was brazen CN who raised hell, scolding SC for not knocking.
Should we blame SC for informing CC’s Long-suffering Companion of the indiscretion?
Breakup makeover
Speaking of which, LC seems to have recovered beautifully from that sordid affair.
After severing ties with CC, LC blossomed. Indeed, LC believes that, instead of getting bitter, one should get better.
LC was recently spotted in public looking gorgeous—and years younger. Leaving CC is her beauty secret.
Top of Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Angel Locsin tanggap ang pagkatalo kay Kim Chiu sa pagiging best actress. (There’s always next year, right? Ang buhay ay weather-weather lang, sabi ni Kuya Kim—Atienza, not Chiu.)
Venus Raj na-trauma sa lalake kaya tibo na raw. (Is this how the cookie crumbles? All righty, then.)
Gloria Diaz tinalakan ng mga Kapuso; Isabelle Daza ginamit lang ang “Eat Bulaga.” (Oops, daming guilty diyan.)
Pauleen Luna sa paglayas ni Isabelle sa “Eat Bulaga”: “Bagay naman siya sa ABS-CBN!” (Hmm, parang may galit yata.)
JoGe (Jose-Uge) loveteam patok na patok sa “Celebrity Bluff”; Eugene Domingo papayag lang makasama sa pelikula si Jose Manalo sa isang kundisyon… (Afraid.)
Kim Chiu: “Kung binibili ang award, dapat noon pa ko bumili!” (Don’t get defensive about that; they’ll pounce on you. Unless you need the mileage.)
Kaya dedma na lang sa kalokahan ng ina; Pacman sawang-sawa sa pagsaway kay Mommy Dionisia. (And they called it puppy love.)
Aiko Melendez nag-iiyak: “Namatay ang papa ko nang dahil sa akin!” (Hellow? Antagal na nu’n ha? Relax.)
Andi Eigenmann wala nang paki kay Jake Ejercito: “Hindi kami nagkabalikan!” (Kami rin, wala nang paki.)
Alwyn Uytingco wala pang balak buntisin si Jennica Garcia pero nakabuo agad ng baby. (Immaculate conception? Ano pa kaya kung binalak?)
Kasalang Pauleen-Bossing di na matutuloy sa 2015; Vic Sotto: “Bakit ba kayo naiinip?” (Kami, hindi.)
Rocco Nacino, Lovi Poe pinag-uusapan na ang kasal. (Bakit ba kayo naiinip?)