Antsy attack dogs bash celeb couple

Luis Manzano and Angel Locsin are not greedy persons, admirers insist. STAR MAGIC PHOTO

Getting antsy, Studio Drumbeaters are bashing Rival Company’s stars. They just can’t stop criticizing Celeb Couple, who are in the midst of a mammoth production.

Is a jar of vitriol SD’í gift to CC? Are SDs’ bosses envious of all that mind-numbing hype surrounding the splashy event?

They just might push their own talents to follow in CC’s footsteps! Is this why they told Popular Stars to shut up about a purported breakup? Intriguing.

Mistaken identity

Major Star was pumped up about a supposedly huge international project.

Alas, there was a major boo-boo in one sequence. Instead of MS, Lookalike Personality was featured in the scene. Was that the result of carelessness or cluelessness?

Leave ’em hanging

Who can blame Intrepid Hunk for being a showoff? After all, IH’s prime assets are quite impressive.

A mole chanced upon IH in a public toilet, surrounded by voyeurs. IH had no qualms about flaunting the family jewels, and gave gawking gays more than a sneak peek.

But IH has a look-but-don’t-touch policy. Seems IH is just an exhibitionist; he has gone full frontal in several projects.

Moving violation

Elderly Performer is still one hot tamale, according to a cabbie who had the good/bad luck of having her as passenger.

EP casually told the chauffeur that he reminded her of an old boyfriend. She proceeded to pinch, embrace and generally manhandle the poor driver!

Talk about a road hazard. EP even wanted to move to the front seat. Ew.

Judy Ann Santos, “marketing strategist”

Mercifully, she couldn’t. Her assistant, her own grown child, was sitting next to the intended victim. Saved by the chaperone!

Driven, determined

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Persistence pays off for Sultry Starlet. Mole says Sporty Hunk wasn’t really into SS, who refused to take “no” for an answer.

SS pursued SH relentlessly. SH is not exactly single but SS couldn’t care less. Soon enough, SS got her way. Unknown to SH, she had long-term plans.

SS succeeded in trapping SH, who now has no other choice but commit to the driven gal.

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Luis Manzano, Angel Locsin hindi pinalaking sugapa sa pera at kayamanan. (Why then, they should go forth and multiply.)

Inaming medyo bobo pagdating sa pag-ibig; Angel Aquino tatlong beses nang inalok nang kasal pero tinanggihan lahat. (That’s not always kabobohan.)

Magkagalit pa rin; Ai-Ai delas Alas bawal mag-guest sa show ni Kris Aquino. (Bawal or ayaw?)

Ruffa Gutierrez mas mabenta pa rin sa mga foreigner. (Kaysa sa…?)

Ibang-iba raw sa “barako image” ni Gerald Anderson; Xian Lim sobrang hinhin kaya di type ni Kim Chiu. (Hmmm.)

Kapatid ni Kim na nilalandi ni James Reid may anak na? (She’s not an artista. Leave her alone. And we’re not talking to James Reid.)

Love story nina Cristine Reyes at Ali Khatibi nagsimula sa gym. (How… physical.)

Matapos magtaray para ipagtanggol ang “The Voice,” Lea Salonga kinuyog ng netizens: “Sobra ka na! Diktador…ipokrita!” (But they’d find any excuse to kuyog anyone. Should Lea feel special?)

Marian Rivera napaiyak nang makita ang wedding gown. (Maganda? Panget?)

Intrigues hound Kim Chiu (left) and Xian Lim.

Elmo Magalona tumangging mag-guest sa concert ni Julie Anne San Jose. (Okey lang sa amin.)

Judy Ann Santos parang laging may rebolusyon kung mamalengke. (Sugod nang sugod?)

Kaya ibibili na ng bagong bahay ang dyowa; Vic Sotto balak nang mag-retire para pakasalan si Pauleen Luna? (Wait and see na lang tayo.)

Matteo Guidicelli kakaririn ang pagreregalo kay Sarah Geronimo sa Pasko. (Sa Pasko lang?)

Sey mo Regine Velasquez…baguhang female singer iniintriga kay Ogie Alcasid; “Naku, kuya ko lang po siya… parang tatay figure!” (Aray.)

Parang diring-diri raw nang magpa-picture, ayaw ngumiti; Bea Alonzo nagsuplada, mag-asawang fan nabiktima. (Si ano rin daw, ganyan.)

Kahit laging inaalat ang team Kia; Pacman malaking pambenta pa rin sa PBA; ulo pa lang tinitilian na. (Eh kasi nga…)

Biglang natakot sa banta ng persona non grata; Jed Madela hugas-kamay sa pagtawag ng “unggoy” sa mga taga-CDO. (Eh kasi naman…)