Controversial celeb badmouths popular stars

SARAH Geronimo is no superstar as far as her boyfriend is concerned.  VIVA.COM.PH

What’s eating Controversial Celebrity, who’s been relentless in badmouthing Popular Star and Vociferous Matron?

CC once put PS to task for gaining weight. But CC is not exactly the picture of sobriety and healthy living (that ravaged face spells excess).

Quite understandably, however, CC considers VM a scourge, saying, “She represents everything crooked in the entertainment industry.”

Well, CC’s scandalous relatives are not paragons of good behavior, either.

Perhaps CC hasn’t heard the expression, “People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.”

Verge of penury

Speaking of which, CC’s Restless Relative is in the red again, but acts as if all is well.

In reality, RR is having cash-flow problems. Proud RR tries to act unperturbed, but the bills are piling up.

Work once came RR’s way. Alas, RR had to borrow cab fare to make it to the gig.

Two-faced monster

Who knew that Charming Star, with those twinkly eyes and that dreamy smile, can turn into a rampaging monster?

CS apparently had an unsavory run-in with Veteran Performer.

Insiders say CS acted unruffled on-cam, but, in private, threw a hissy fit, smashing a table and the plates on it.

A mole insists that Estranged Sweetheart can attest to these unpredictable mood swings.

Perhaps VP expressed concern about Gorgeous Kin, the latest apple of CS’ eye. Maybe VP knows about CS’ mean streak?

You’re so vain

Aging Cutie is no longer as desirable as before. AC has completely let go.

MATTEO Guidicelli is not daunted by girlfriend’s fame.

Acquaintances are wondering why AC, who used to be a fitness buff, has become slovenly and sloppy of late.

A mole claims AC is super-vain. Why then? Apparently AC is going through a rough patch.

Is there trouble in AC and Rich Benefactor’s secret paradise?

Blood alcohol content

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

A spy says Gifted Celeb’s drinking problem is getting worse.

GC and pals used to binge after work, but now GC reports to work utterly soused. Worse, GC brings along a bottle of wine to the dressing room.

That’s a no-no in the biz, but production staffers don’t complain because GC delivers even under the influence.

Come to think of it, alcohol runs in GC’s veins—both sides of the family are notorious for living the high life.

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Inayawan agad ng mga bossing sa Dos; tambalang John Lloyd Cruz-Maja Salvador wala raw dating sa masa kaya ibinasura. (And it’s all about the masa, isn’t it?)

John Lloyd plano nang lumipat sa ibang TV network. (Good luck.)

Iya Villania nabuwisit sa ABS-CBN kaya bumalik ng GMA 7. (Is an exodus brewing?)

’Pag silang dalawa lang ang magkasama; Matteo Guidicelli kay Sarah Geronimo: Tingin ko sa kanya hindi superstar… siya ang mahal ko! (Put a ring on it!)

Kaya malambot kumilos at walang hilig sa mga girls; James Reid bading daw, may lover. (Okey lang. Next!)

Kris Aquino balak mag-retire sa 2016, sasabak sa politika. (Owsss?)

IYA VILLANIA (left) rejoins husband Drew Arellano in GMA 7. RICHARD REYES

Sigaw ng bashers: Luis Manzano mukhang tuod, ipinaglihi sa singit (What the heck does that even mean?)

Mahihirapang manalo dahil wala raw alam; Luis mauubos ang kayamanan ‘pag tumakbong mayor sa Lipa. (’Di lang ang yaman, actually.)

Charice, Arnel Pineda nalaos dahil sa kayabangan (We hope not; there are very few things we can be proud of nowadays.)

Ritz Azul gustong magtrabaho sa ABS-CBN at GMA 7. (Can’t paddle that canoe in two rivers.)

DJ Mo nilait si Mariah Carey, niloloko raw ang mga Pinoy. (Why is this one still talking?)

Dapat daw sibakin na ang mga “kenkoy” sa network; abogado ni Aljur Abrenica tinawag na mga utak-ipis ang GMA 7 Artist Center. (Given that the ipis will outlive men, they should take that as a compliment.)

Raymart Santiago payag maging kaibigan uli si Claudine Barretto pero ayaw nang magbalikan. (No. Please.)

Kim Chiu halos mabaliw nang makakita ng snow sa Canada. (Ang OA naman.)

Elmo Magalona pumayag maghubad, mga bading na fans tulo-laway; Janine Gutierrez pinachaka sa “More Than Words” ng GMA. (What is “pinachaka?”)

Tuloy na ang kasal sa Feb. 14, 2015; may bahay na rin; Yeng Constantino atat nang magkaanak: Gusto ko tatlo! (One at a time, OK?)

Tatay ni Carla Abellana may matinding hamon kay Tom Rodriguez. (Palaliman ng dimples!)