Former pals in bitter feud
There’s big trouble brewing between former pals, Controversial Insider and Flamboyant Celebrity. FC rants about the many crimes that CI has supposedly committed, and CI badmouths FC back.
Worse, CI doesn’t limit the mudslinging to FC; CI also has nasty things to say against FC’s Youthful Relative.
FC is spreading evidence of CI’s questionable practices. FC allegedly gave a lot of cash to CI when they were still on good terms. Now, FC says, it’s time for CI to pay up. Tit for tat.
Miss queue
Glamorous Beauty seems determined to incur the public’s ire with her high jinks.
Article continues after this advertisementGB and cohorts visited a tourist spot as part of a coming project. Of course, the managers gave them the VIP treatment!
Article continues after this advertisementWhile ordinary people had to line up for a resort attraction, GB and her posse cut the queue with impudence. (What are they celebrities for?)
For sure, GB didn’t win fans that day.
Swift denial
Eager Mole slipped and divulged top secret details of a coming big event involving Stunning Lass and High-profile Personality.
Curiously, EM denied the premature announcement with dispatch.
Turned out, the details came with complications that could blow up into a scandal.
True enough, another Show Biz Insider raised a big fuss, putting SL and HP in a bad light.
Denials flew swiftly but, alas, not fast enough.
Daddy issues
Pretty Miss has daddy issues, often getting involved with slightly older guys who are a tad controlling.
Is PM looking for someone to run her life for her?
After failed affairs—from the disastrous to the uneventful— PM claimed she would remain single for a while, to sort things out.
But a mole insists that PM has found a new lover— Wealthy Playboy, who’s over three decades her senior.
Insiders hope it’s a false alarm. WP is married with children—the oldest of whom is PM’s contemporary.
Back to zero
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Talented Youngster vanished from the scene for a while, to shake off a wicked vice.
After a stint in rehab, TY went back to old ways.
TY met a pusher who offered free drugs at first. Once TY was hooked, the peddler started charging big time.
To subsidize his addiction, TY turned to pushing as well, and is now on drug cops’ watch list.
Mom Scarlett
LOS ANGELES—Scarlett Johansson has given birth to a girl, her first child with her French journalist fiancé, Romain Dauriac, the actress’ representative confirmed on Thursday.
Johansson, 29, and Dauriac welcomed daughter Rose, the first child for both of them. They have been engaged since September 2013.
The “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” actress was previously married to actor Ryan Reynolds. They divorced in 2011. Reuters
Top of Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
“Proposal” ni Xian Lim kay Kim Chiu scripted daw. (Star Magic Ball lang ’yan, hindi wedding. Much ado.)
Cristine Reyes ’di nakapagpigil, nagtaray sa harap ng press. (Why are we not surprised?)
Sid Lucero ’di napigilan ang emosyon, humagulgol sa lamay ni Mark Gil. (Of course; that’s his dad.)
“Hindi naman kami aabot sa suntukan ni Sam Milby dahil lang sa babae!” – Piolo Pascual. (We totally believe this.)
Sam laging pinag-aawayan nina Anne Curtis at Erwan Heusaff; matindi raw ang selosan? (Sam’s movie is in cinemas. Expect more stuff like this.)
Anne mala-Hollywood star ang kaseksihan sa “The Gifted.” (Ayun, that movie!)
Cristine biglang nagmura; Sam ipinasilip ang abs, pumayag maging “macho dancer.” (Costarring din siya. All accounted for.)
Piolo walang balak magtuturok para mas lumaki ang muscle. (Guwapo mo na, Papa, stop na.)
Jessa Zaragoza hot mama pa rin. (Agree! But…)
Jovit Baldovino luminis ang boses. (Sample!)
Plano ring sumali sa Azkals at ibandera ang Pinas: “Gusto kong maging tunay na Pinoy, pati pamilya ko!” – Daniel Matsunaga. (Go! And never come down from that high.)
Maayos na ang kundisyon pero kailangang magbakasyon; Boy Abunda: “Buhay na buhay po ako!” (Well, can’t be more alive than that!)
Zanjoe Marudo ayaw pang mag-propose kay Bea Alonzo: “Wala pa, pareho pa kaming bata!” (Walk, don’t run ang promise of love.)
Bukod sa magkaboses, magkamukha rin daw; Morissette Amon kay Sarah Geronimo: “Wala akong intensiyon na saktan ka!” (Hmm, we missed this one. Okay lang.)
Angeline Quinto agaw-eksena sa itim na gown habang nasa tuktok ng building. (Huwag mahulog; mawawalan ka ng eksena forever.)