Pretty visitor’s weird ways turn off the guys

AIZA Seguerra has found her true gender. EDWIN BELOSILLO

Seasoned insider has a crush on Visiting Beauty. Harsh reality surfaced when SI got to talk to VB’s Former Beau. Turned out, VB is flaky and unpredictable.

VB gets insanely jealous over the most inane reasons. In sum, she is a certified drama queen who craves attention. No wonder VB’s exes run for their lives when they get to know her.

A spy says the final straw for FB was hilariously macabre:

VB and FB quarrelled via text. As coup de grace, VB threatened to kill herself. Naturally, FB was spooked.

FB rushed to VB’s home and saw the girl on the roof. FB thought she was a manananggal—or akyat-bahay.

VB didn’t jump, of course. They broke up, and VB moved on to the next Hapless Personality. But this one proved to be her match.

PAOLO Bediones’ sex video scandal proves something to those who care

VB ended up with a drama king with secrets of his own. That’s karmic settlement.

Price is wrong

Newbie Heartthrob is not exactly innocent in the ways of the biz.

NH received an indecent proposal from Wealthy Personality.

He was tempted because WP offered to pay for his newly acquired house and lot, which was worth millions.

In the end, NH got cold feet. A mole says NH confessed he was afraid of WP, who is very influential. NH may never be able to break free.

Then again, Veteran Benefactor is eyeing NH as well.

Nutty

CRISTINE Reyes had a daring scene in front of her ex.

When he’s soused, Character Actor preys not only on clueless staffers, but on ditzy starlets as well.

One night, CA spotted Willing Victim alone in a bar. WV was eating peanuts, and CA asked if he could have some.

WV quickly said yes, thinking CA was interested in her. CA then took a fistful of nuts and threw them at WV’s face.

WV was stunned, but had the presence of mind to flee. She probably knew things could only get worse, since CA was drunk as a skunk.

Standing ovation

Popular Star cracked a joke about Noisy Enemy, taped for television. Curiously, the quip was not edited out when the segment was broadcast.

To think, NE can pressure the bosses not to air anything unflattering to her.

SARAH Geronimo planning a family?

Seems colleagues are just as exasperated with NE. When PS’ scathing remark was shown, they applauded in the studio.

It was a resounding ovation.

The picker

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Remember Pretty Celeb, who is notorious for being stingy?

Colleagues have noticed that every time the gang orders take-out food, PC vanishes, only to reappear when the food was delivered. PC then picks from the plates of coworkers who ordered (and paid for) the food.

No wonder PC is branded Madame Curie. Kuripot.

Top of Bandera

ACCUSATIONS make Derek Ramsay feel like exploding

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Cristine Reyes bumuka-bukaka sa mukha ni Derek Ramsay. (Good heavens, how do you unsee that?)

Hindi na nakatiis sa sobrang sama ng loob kaya sumabog; Derek kinasuhan ng dating misis, inabandona pa raw ang anak. (Sumabog si Derek?!)

Matapos tawaging bayaran ang mga raliyista sa Sona; Vice Ganda sobrang angas, inupakan ng madlang pipol; pinagtatawanan ng mga mayayaman. (He’s done worse; he’ll get over this one.)

Anchor deadma lang, pero suportado pa rin ng TV 5; Paolo Bediones may 2 pang sex video. (How to evaluate this scandal: Ask who stands to gain from it.)

Dahil sa sex video scandal, pagkalalake di na raw makukuwestyon; Paolo pinatunayan na di siya beki. (Exactly.)

Sarah Geronimo naghahanda na para sa pamilya nila ni Matteo Guidicelli. (Hurry up!)

Aiza Seguerra may planong magpa-sex change? (Slow down.)

Maricel Soriano walang paki kung mamaga ang mukha nina Dingdong Dantes at Lovi Poe. (Bakit nga naman?)

Pagtatanggol ni Kris Aquino sa gown ni Nancy Binay kaplastikan. (No comment.)

Kris bawal nang makialam sa love life ni James Yap. (No comment.)

Love life ni Mommy Dionisia Pacquiao nag-trending; Iginaya kay Kris. (LOL.)

Manny Pacquiao pinag-iingat sa lalake si Mommy.  (She’s old enough, son.)

Claudine Barretto ilalaban nang patayan ang 2 anak; Raymart Santiago di susuko. (Poor kids.)

Luis Manzano inayawan ang pelikula ni Vilma Santos, ipinalit si Jericho Rosales; Vilma gustong gawin ang movie kasama si Ryzza Mae Dizon, pero …  (… pero may movie na last year sina Ryzza Mae with Bimby?)