Bizarre love triangle becomes quirky quartet

SID LUCERO’S affair with acclaimed actress a secret no more.

As far as office romances go, this one takes the cake. Show biz Insider has been waxing romantic about coworker, Pretty Starlet. Ditzy PS luxuriates in SI’s amorous attention.

PS is blissfully unaware that SI is actually involved with Closeted Performer.

Well, this bizarre love triangle has turned into a quirky quartet. As if to get even, CP wooed Perky Entertainer.

Alas, PE also has a secret.

Like CP, PE is languishing in the dark and actually prefers the likes of PS.

SI and PE should just exchange partners.

Jinxed

The partnership was jinxed from the start.

Top Firm teamed up with Major Studio for a high-profile campaign, and hired Ravishing Nymphet as endorser.

As (bad) luck would have it, a lurid scandal hit the fan as RN was about to be launched, and TF hit the brakes on the project.

TF tried to get its investment back, but MS offered a happy solution: Sweet Novice would gladly take over the job left by RN.

But SN got embroiled in a career-threatening controversy as well!

Lightning does strike twice.

Bookworm

Closeted Celebrity is being whispered about in the gay community.

CC is said to have a curious habit in the boudoir: While a partner huffs and puffs in the middle of uh, things, CC would read a book!

Is it because CC is: 1) so blasé, he couldn’t care less; 2) such an expert, he can do it with eyes closed; 3) so busy, he needs to multi-task; or 4) all of the above?

Maybe he’s just a bookworm.

Clueless

Newbie Hunk has been showing off photos with coworkers, including Closeted Star—a notorious “playgay.”

CS has seduced not a few handsome, clueless boys blinded by fame and fortune.

Will someone please warn NH of CS’ love-’em-and-leave-’em track record? CS also boasts about “conquests” that never were.

Please release me

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Hot Hunk is restless.

According to the rumor mill, he wants out of Present Studio.

HH has expressed discontent about the pace of his lackluster career. Does he feel he can make it big away from the company that discovered, groomed and developed him? That’s short-term memory loss.

HH has allegedly sent the bosses a letter from his lawyer, asking to be released from his contract.
PS purportedly asked HH to do a project and that HH was “offended.” Was the job beneath him?

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are  moved):

Kris Aquino kay Coco Martin: Sana hindi kami magkabanggaan! (There are many ways that can happen, especially since you’re in the same network.)

Boy Abunda ayaw nang makialam sa away nina Ai-Ai de las Alas at Kris. (Good call.)

Nakiusap na huwag nang idamay ang mga anak; Ai-Ai nag-iiyak: Yung mga halimaw lalong nagiging halimaw! Ang titigas ng mukha! (Oh, dear.)

James Yap paliligayahin ang Italian GF sa Europe. (Alangan namang paiiyakin.)

Erich Gonzales, 2 taon nang engaged, ayaw pang pakasal sa boyfriend. (E ’di … ’wag!)

EVEN though Angeline Quinto admitted their relationship on TV, Erik Santos traveled abroad to visit another girl.

Alessandra de Rossi, Sid Lucero tagung-tago ang relasyon. (Not anymore.)

Alessandra galit na galit kay Heart Evangelista nang mabuking ang relasyon kay Sid. (Thou shall not out another person’s affair.)

Heart handa nang maging asawa ni Sen. Chiz Escudero. (Handa na kaya si Chiz?)

Gwen Zamora bibida sa superhero movie ng Indonesia. (Good girl.)

Cristine Reyes tinodo ang paghuhubad sa “Trophy Wife” (Will it help the grosses?)

Natakot madamay sa kaso kaya biglang kumambyo; Ellen Adarna kay Sen. Bong Revilla: Nag-text lang siya sa ’kin, ’di naman nanligaw! (Did we expect her to say otherwise?)

Lovi Poe sinagot si Rocco Nacino sa Eiffel Tower sa Paris, France. (How could she not? They planned that trip.)

Matapos umamin si Angeline Quinto  sa kanilang relasyon; Erik Santos dinalaw si Rachelle Ann Go sa London, sweet na sweet. (Oh, sure.)

Relasyong John Lloyd Cruz-Angelica Panganiban sinisira ni Liz Uy? (Naman.)

Vilma Santos ayaw kampihan si Nora Aunor, takot sa ganti ni P-Noy. (Quiet na lang tayo.)