Someone’s behind virtual hatchet job on Major Star

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For weeks now, incessant rumors have been circulating on the Net: Beauty Company is growing desperate because Major Star hasn’t been following her regimen.

The scuttlebutt claims that BC reps are worried that MS wouldn’t deliver the firm’s promise of effortless glamour. But an insider alleges that this is yesterday’s news, possibly concocted by Rival Group led by Controversial Celebrity.

CC had been wanting to sign up MS and seemed envious that BC succeeded in the task.

Just say no

Pretty Starlet wants out of her current studio. Supporters fear that her projects are being put in the freezer because she has incurred the ire of Top Star and Major Execs 1 and 2.

PS wants to quit while she’s ahead. But what if the studio asks her to stay? PS clasped her hands and, as if praying to the heavens, said, “Please, no!”

Rejected star

Perhaps Fading Star believed her drumbeaters and thought she was still in demand.

FS sent feelers to Revitalized Studio, notorious for dangling hefty fees to celebs. FS asked for P100,000 per taping day. RS balked.

Wild blossom

Just looking at Elegant Star, no one would know that she had a troubled past. ES is now a picture of serenity; but in her teens, she was a wild flower.

She sold her body to dirty old men because Handsome Boyfriend, scion of Legendary Star, made her. A mole suspects HB’s drug habit was to blame; ES was the ultimate enabler.

Jumping the gun

Hunky Heartthrob is sore at Chatty Celeb and Talkative Personality.

Seemed CC divulged details of HH’s top-secret project in public. Worse, TP, who’s supposed to be part of HH’s project, blabbed about it, too.

Top of the Talk Shows

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For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests  (And why we are moved, if we are moved):

Aiza Seguerra on being swamped by pregnancy rumors: “I’m upset; corny, eh!” (She got someone pregnant? Anuva!)

Joseph Bitangcol on what he has learned after his disfiguring car accident: “’Yung buhay na pinahiram sa ‘tin ng Panginoon, ’di natin alam kung kailan babawin … So ’yung mga opportunity na nasa harap natin, dapat ‘di na palagpasin, dapat gawin na ngayon, i-grab na ngayon.” (Careful.)

Glaiza de Castro on being linked to “Amaya” costar Sid Lucero: “Nakakahiya naman… Ang turing ko sa kanya kapatid, eh!” (Fine, it’s not true, we got that.)

Sam Milby on rumored girlfriend and YouTube sensation Marie Digby: “I was such a big fan when I was watching her YouTube videos. Nag-date kami last year and we just became friends. And we’re still friends until now.” (Got that, too.)

Empress Schuck, asked why she declined Ejay Falcon’s invitation to watch the Cosmo Bachelor Bash: “Hindi naman ako ready manood ng ganun! Siguro pag pinanood ko  ‘yun, para akong nanonood ng horror movie! Parang ayoko pa, next time na lang!” (What will have changed by then?)

Janice de Belen on how she felt when Aga Muhlach married Charlene Gonzalez: “Seriously, it was okay. Ako kasi, kapag tapos na, tapos na. Move on na! Wala nang drama!” (Okay na siguro ngayon..)

Sarah Geronimo on who’s making her eyes twinkle these days: “’Yung mga dogs ko!” (Ayus.)

Shamcey Supsup on what makes her proud to be Filipino: “We have achieved so [much]. I think it’s only us who look down on ourselves… No one will step on you unless you’re lying on the ground. If you’re standing up, no one can step on you.” (Parang tama naman.)

Teresa Loyzaga on Cesar Montano meeting their son Diego: “Let’s just be happy that they got to know each other… As a mother, masasabi ko na ‘di ko ipinagkait sa anak ko ang makilala ang ama niya. At ‘di ko rin ipinagkait sa ama niya ang makilala niya ang anak niya.” (Parang galit pa ba?)

Coco Martin on reconciling with Matteo Guidicelli: “Nakakatuwa kasi sila na ‘yung nagbukas ng pinto para magkaayos kami at sila po’y nagpakumbaba. At ako rin po, hinihiling ko na sana matapos na rin ‘to at magkaayos kami.” (Kami rin, in fairness.)

Kylie Padilla, asked if she’s headed for a serious relationship with Aljur Abrenica: “May chance!” (Sigh.)

Jake Cuenca on rumors that Lovi Poe has been spotted near his condo unit: “Baka nanay ko!” (Di yata maganda ang tunog no’n.)

(Startalk, E-Live, Showbiz Central, The Buzz, with Allan Policarpio, Contributor)