During a shoot in a swanky studio, Cute Hunk inadvertently bared his true colors. Covetously, CH eyed the accessories worn by Pretty Starlet, his partner in the pictorial.
Unable to control himself, CH whispered to the stylists: “Could you give me PS’ accessories after the shoot?” The stunned stylists relayed CH’s request to the bosses, who simply rolled their eyes.
The execs were hardly shocked, since the grapevine is rife with rumors of CH’s uncertain gender. Plus, he took longer than PS to get dolled up.
Confirmed!
Stuck and soused
Seasoned Celeb still can’t move on, years after Determined Partner hooked up with Powerful Personality.
SC is stuck, pining for lost love and turning to alcohol.
SC really should shape up, pronto. SC and DP are no longer young. In fact, a Promising Child of theirs has joined show biz. Having a soused parent will certainly harm the young one’s budding career.
Always hiding
Years ago, Show biz Insider filched millions from Famous Lover’s bank account.
Worse, SI used FL’s name to secure loans that remain unpaid to this day.
In spite of all that, FL, now married to Savvy Partner, forgave SI. The couple even invited SI to a splashy family event recently.
Someone close to FL and SP has cautioned them that SI is still up to no good, having left a trail of shenanigans in the province.
As another mole quipped, SI is still in hiding.
Incorrigible flirt
From the Inquirer Radio program “Inquirer Entertainment” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):
Aging Playboy has yet to learn his lesson. AP fancies himself “reformed” since marrying Glamorous Beauty.
Alas, he is an incorrigible flirt and has been spotted of late in the arms of other women.
When GB got wind of AP’s chronic philandering, all hell broke loose. GB threatened to dump AP, who was spooked!
AP begged for GB’s forgiveness, vowing to mend his crooked ways. No wonder GB is raring to stage a show biz comeback—in case AP strays again.
Forgetful
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera: Influential Personality has become unpopular among former supporters. Seems IP has a tendency to forget promises.
The poor people who remained loyal against all odds felt neglected by IP who earlier vowed to improve their lives. After all, IP was once a pauper, too.
Of course, IP has conveniently forgotten the past, which includes a stint as a pleasure peddler.
Top of the Talk Shows
For those who missed this week’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
James Yap, asked about the identity of Kris Aquino’s new suitor, reportedly Quezon City Mayor Herbert Bautista: “Wala akong idea. Wala siyang sinabi sa ’kin na pangalan. Sabi niya lang, politician.” (In preparation for 2016—or 2022?)
JAMES Yap is curious about ex’s love life.
James on asking their son about Kris’ love life: “Sabi niya, ‘Secret! Tsismoso!’” (Out of the mouth of Bimby!)
James’ message for Kris: “Stay in love.” And to him: “Thank you sa lalaki na nagpapasaya sa kanya.” (Thank you rin from all of us, whoever you are. May you be named soon. )
Lance Raymundo on getting his face smashed by a barbell in a freak accident: “When things like this happen, there’s a reason. Because of this, a lot of gym-goers will know how to be safe.” (Oh they know. But now they will remember. )
LAUREN Young has nothing but good words for her perceived romantic rival.
Lauren Young on rumors that she has ill feelings toward Janine Gutierrez because of Elmo Magalona: “Janine is a very beautiful, smart and classy lady. I don’t have a problem with her.” (Nice.)
Lauren, asked if she and Elmo used to be in a relationship: “He’s just one of my very good friends.” (Again, nice. Sagot na pang-beauty queen!)
JANINE Gutierrez gets sound advice from her mom.
Lotlot de Leon’s advice to daughter Janine, who’s being bashed online: “Sabi ko sa kanya ang industriyang ito ganyan talaga ang kapalit. Pero basta ginagawa mo nang maayos ang trabaho mo at wala kang tinatapakang tao, you’ll be fine.” (Speaking from experience, mom?)
Dingdong Dantes on ex-girlfriend Karylle marrying Yael Yuzon: “Very, very happy [for her]… Finally God has given her this gift.” (Sooo tempting to make a snarky remark here …)
Dingdong, asked if he’s marrying Marian Rivera soon: “Kung pupuwede lang ako magbigay ng specific na sagot, I would love to… In God’s time if it will happen, it will happen.” (Thunder and lightning here: Leave me out of this!)
Vice Ganda on being unsure if he’s really happy about his life: “Isang linggo na ’kong baliw. Bigla akong nalulungkot tapos kung anu-ano ang naiisip ko. Lagi ko tinatanong ang sarili ko kung masaya ba ako …” (Parang bipolar ang peg?)
BB GANDANGHARI didn’t get to reunite with ex-wife.
Carmina Villaroel on why she felt uneasy during Kathryn Bernardo’s recent debut party, which was also attended by BB Gandanghari: “Na-feel ko ’yung mga mata [ng mga tao], nasa ’min.” (Oh just say “Hi” already, you two. Then we can all get over it.)
CARMINA Villaroel refused to create a scene at costar’s party.
Carmina on deciding against approaching BB: “Bilang respeto na lang kay Kathryn dahil debut niya, ayaw kong mag-create ng [eksena].” (You could have said “Hi” outside.)
JC de Vera, asked if he’s dating anyone: “Lonely heart ako ngayon, eh … merong Monday to Sunday na work, ayaw ko naman ’yung pinaghihintay ang babae, or wala masyadong time. Pero ’di ako nagrereklamo.” (And well, you shouldn’t.)
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