The sum of his parts

KARYLLE’S gay pal and boyfriend are reportedly at odds.

Making the rounds on the Internet are nude pics supposedly of Hunky Cutie. Eagle-eyed netizens are comparing body parts of the guy in the incriminating snapshots with previously-made-public photos of HC.

They swear these specific parts of the anatomy are perfect giveaways.

Then again, there’s Handsome Hottie, a suspected online streaker!

DENNIS Trillo can’t wait to bare his bod on a billboard.

HC and HH are certified lookalikes. Oh, and they are both dogged by insistent gay rumors?

Anuvah!

Sour like the lemon

Popular Star used to consider these Industry Colleagues family. Not anymore.

PS has given studio bosses very stern (what?!!!) instructions: PS would work with anyone but the poor ICs.

Is this because of ICs’ Trusted Associate, who was once close to PS as well?

Contrary to press releases, TA and PS’s parting was apparently not that cordial, and PS made sure that the bosses would suffer her ire just as much.

THE FILIPINO cast members of Sean Ellis’ “Metro Manila” graced the EE British Academy of Film and Television Arts (Bafta) awards show where it was nominated for Best Film Not in the English Language. Spotted at the event held in London’s Royal Opera House on Feb. 16 were (from left) JM Rodriguez, Jake Macapagal, Althea Vega and Ellis. Vega wore a red gown by Ito Curata. BAYANI SAN DIEGO JR.

Ah, and everybody thought PS had mellowed. Not! Has the lemon sweetened?

Haunted hunk

Gorgeous Stud had the misfortune of being handled by Flamboyant Insider with a dubious track record. A mole insists that FI pushes clueless talents to sell their wares to affluent gay benefactors.

GS fell victim to FI’s machinations and turned tricks to climb the ladder of success.

GEOFF Eigenmann is not the mushy type. Photo by PAU GUEVARRA

Even though FI has made a name for himself in the biz, the past haunts him. Poor guy can’t shake off his rent-boy rep.

Not a call girl

From the Inquirer Radio program “Inquirer Entertainment” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

Ditzy Beauty, quite the party animal, is often spotted in upscale bars, trolling the hallway to the men’s room.

When she catches a guy that she fancies, she pounces on him in there!

She likes them young, hot and filthy rich.

Just days after one such adventure in the loo with Loaded Hunk, she received an unexpected gift—a brand-new car!

JENNYLYN Mercado is allegedly not allowed to talk to ex-beau’s parents.

Guess what? DB, offended, sent the wheels back with a note: “My family is wealthy. I’m not a call girl.” Sosi!

War of the roses

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Stunning Starlet has given up on Beautiful Nemesis. SS and BN had an epic squabble in the recent past. SS tried to make nice, but BN was just not up to it.

CARLA Abellana will not depend on her boyfriend to buy her chocolates.

She wouldn’t be moved, not even by the latest peace offering: BN was supposed to guest in SS’s show, but backed out at the last minute.

SS threw in the towel, resigned that they’d never reconcile.

Then, out of nowhere, BN sent feelers for an end to the enmity. Loquacious SS was stunned speechless.

Top of Bandera

ANNE Curtis can’t ask for anything more.

Top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

• Matapos iwan ng babaeng pakakasalan, Luis Manzano deadma muna sa babae. (When in doubt, abstain.)

• Anne Curtis wala nang mahihiling pa sa buhay … sobrang yaman na. (Try saying “Thank you,” ’teh!)

• Yael Yuzon hindi matanggap na beki ang ka-loveteam ni Karylle; Vice Ganda susugurin ni Yael sa “It’s Showtime,” galit na galit sa bakla. (That’s hard to believe.)

• Kailangang magpakasal sa 2015, bago ang eleksiyon; sure na, Luis tatakbong mayor sa 2016. Angel Locsin: “The Politician’s Wife” ang drama. (Too early?)

• Rosanna Roces nagwala sa galit, inupakan sa Facebook sina Sen. Bong Revilla at Lani Mercado. (Nakup.)
  

  ROSANNA Roces is on the warpath.

• “Para maiwasan ang tsismis, sa kuwarto lang kami laging nagkikita ng dyowa ko!”—Vice. (And we don’t need to know.)

• Naganap ang krimen sa mismong premiere night ng pelikula nila ni Jericho Rosales; Andi Eigenmann galit na galit sa Salisi Gang dahil mga kaibigan ninakawan sa loob ng sinehan. (Is nothing sacred anymore? Chos!)

• Dennis Trillo atat na atat nang mag-briefs sa mga billboard. (And how do we feel about this, boys, beauties and bekis?)

• Halos mamatay sa kaiiyak nang maghiwalay; text ni Luis: Jennylyn Mercado bawal daw kausapin sina Gov. Vilma Santos at Edu Manzano. Huwag na huwag ding magsusumbong sa press. (Owsha. Tahan na.)

• Geoff Eigenmann hindi marunong maglambing ng dyowa; Carla Abellana: Sanay na ako! Ibibili ko na lang ang sarili ko ng chocolate! (No comment.)

• Erwan Heussaff, tatlong taon pa bago pakasalan si Dyesebel; Anne: “Inaamin ko, baliw-baliwan ako! Parang gusto ko ang sunset wedding sa bundok!” (Ain’t no mountain high enough.)

• Deniece Cornejo, Cedric Lee inaatake ng kamalasan, kaso ni Vhong Navarro mas lalo pang lumakas. (Puh-leez! Let’s move on, people!)

• Carla ayaw makatrabaho sina Dingdong Dantes at Maricel Soriano sa serye? (And whose loss would this be?)

• James Yap: Natupad agad ang birthday wish ko! (Okay, don’t spill.)

• Coleen Garcia pinagpiyestahan, nasilipan ng panty sa “It’s Showtime.” (Next please.)

• Karapatan din daw nilang lumigaya tulad ng straight na mag-asawa; Aiza Seguerra kay Liza Diño: “Pareho kaming beauty queen! Siya, Mutya ng Pilipinas. Ako, Little Miss Philippines. Patas lang!” (Spin-a-Win!)