Furious GF ‘censors’ hunky beau’s love scenes

DENISE Laurel: Single parent by choice?

Who knew Pretty Starlet was a closet Censor? Although she was never a member of the Movie and Television Review and Classification Board, PS is proving to be as eagle-eyed and conservative as Etta Mendez and Manoling Morato combined.

PS is notorious for getting jealous every time Hunky Beau has love scenes with other actresses. For a new project, PS let it pass that Sexy Bombshell was cast as HB’s partner, since she got to know SB while they were working together on a recent hit.

Still, PS allegedly asked the new project’s producers to delete from the script all of HB’s kissing scenes with SB.

PS may be merely protecting her territory. She knows only too well that HB has trouble separating fact from fiction and can get carried away in bed scenes. That was precisely how PS hooked HB in the first place!

Tattle tale

ANDI Eigenmann: Motherhood beckons

Seems Controversial Star has become as chatty as colleagues in a TV show.

Beautiful Actress was enjoying herself at a party with Gay Host. CS was within earshot and, upon GH’s instigation, reported to Top Exec that BA was badmouthing equally Gorgeous Co-Star.

Within minutes, BA received an SMS from TE, admonishing her. BA swears she’s innocent. One of them is lying. Or maybe both. CS’ Vicious Manager hates BA’s guts.

Jersey chore

Residents of a classy village are aghast at the behavior of Cutesy Starlet. Apparently, CS is now going steady with Rich Kid, who lives in the same exclusive subdivision as our mole.

Whenever RK plays basketball at the neighborhood park, CS leads the cheering squad. Oblivious to stunned observers, CS and RK often indulge in other forms of PDA (public display of affection). Like so:

Apart from hugs and kisses, RK, in the middle of a game, would sometimes throw his sweat-drenched jersey at the giddy CS who would catch it as if it were a prized memento from a rock star. Or a laundress picking up after her boss? Eeewww!

WHAT’S in Dennis Trillo’s name?

Ginoong Giveaway

Our spy has learned that Gifted Singer is a closet gay through very reliable sources: the young hunks that GS picks up along Quezon Avenue and Quezon Memorial Circle.

Apparently, the rent boys complain that GS can be very stingy. According to our spy, GS would sometimes pay in kind! When he runs out of loose change, GS offers products (from his sponsors) as payment instead.

Call him Ginoong Giveaway.

Back to old habits

Insiders are saddened by rumors that Veteran Star was spotted in a casino recently.

“You can’t expect VS to change overnight,” said Big Boss. “Old habits die hard.”

Top of the Tabloids

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

May kinalaman kaya si Jasmine Curtis? JC de Vera hiniwalayan si Danita Paner. (It happens.)

Dennis Trillo umalma sa plano ng ex-dyowa (na maging Trillo ang surname ng anak nila ni Carlene Aguilar). (Kaya girls, ingats sa men!)

Sa planong pag-aartista ng anak ni Laarni; Erap: “Ay, hindi pwede” (Ay natakot.)

Pagkatapos daw magbuntis at magsilang, Denise Laurel ayaw magpakasal sa ama ng anak. (Ay baka dapat mag-meet sila ni Dennis?)

Andi Eigenmann handa nang maging nanay. (No choice.)