Meddling boss gets in gorgeous couple’s way

KC CONCEPCION wasted time with the wrong guys.

Meddling Boss got jealous because it seemed Good-looking Star—whom she had been eyeing—and Stunning Celebrity were headed straight for the altar. “Hah! Not on my watch!” she thought.

Livid MB brazenly told GS to step on the brakes, or say goodbye to a lucrative career. SC was dumbfounded when GS suddenly turned cold after a trip with MB.

Soon enough, GS called it quits, but she was just as distraught as SC. So much so, that a splashy event was called off because GS was “not ready to face the public.” Ouch.

Sounds of silence

BASHERS claim Angel Locsin had some cosmetic work done.

Incompatibility was a deal-breaker for Attractive Star and Luscious Partner.

Though they were a smoking match in the boudoir, the problem started when they ventured into other rooms. They had nothing much to talk about.

Whenever AS’ more cosmopolitan and educated friends dropped by, LP inexplicably became tight-lipped. At dinner, LP contributed absolutely nada to the table talk.

Can anyone blame AS for dumping LP?

TOM RODRIGUEZ and Dennis Trillo lost out to Ser Chief in awards derby.

Winging it

It is Controversial Personality’s job to inform viewers.

What happens when CP shows up in the studio grievously unprepared?

On live national TV, CP belligerently grilled Resource Speaker. In the tirade, CP inadvertently admitted ignorance of a certain scientific fact. Busted!

Astonishingly, RS coolly dismissed the faux pas, highlighting CP’s incompetence all the more. One word for CP: Google.

File under “L,” for Lazy!

Toilet emergency

From the Inquirer Radio program, “Inquirer Entertainment” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

DANIEL Padilla’s teeth are sharp as a shark’s, say critics.

Veteran Thespian has a healthy appetite. At work, VT kept gorging between takes. When it was time to shoot a scene, VT let loose a sudden gas attack.

A putrid stench filled the set and not a few crew members and dizzy costars took note of the “careless whisper” with something extra on the side.

After the sequence was shot, VT scampered to the nearest Portalet.

Ew.

Drunken diva

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Desperate Diva is spiraling out of control. Apparently DD is a raging drunk.

A whiff of alcohol makes DD lose all semblance of self-restraint. Every time she parties with Suffering Boyfriend, DD heads straight to the bar.

Then she spins out of control on the dance floor.

Top of Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Naglabas ng lumang litrato, inakusahang nagparetoke; Angel Locsin binaboy sa isang website, tinawag na “bulok” at “botcha.” (Ang nagagawa nga naman ng inggit. Bow.)

Nag-moment na naman sa kamera si “Pacmom”; Dionisia sa nang-aapi kay Pacman: Tikman n’yo ang sumpa ng karma! (And we must say her stunts are effective.)

John Prats gusto nang pakasalan, buntisin si Isabel Oli. (In that order, ha?)

Gretchen Barretto babu sa pagiging sosyalera, magbebenta ng T-shirt sa London. (We have a hard time believing that.)

Gretchen handa nang tumestigo laban kay Claudine; “Hindi ako natatakot dahil lumabas na ang katotohanan!” (But whose version?)

Kris Aquino balak ampunin si Ryzza Mae Dizon, sey ni Bimby: “I don’t like a sister!” (She has parents of her own. ’Yun lang.)

Kris: “Wala akong sasabihin, tatahimik na lang ako!” (That is challenging.)

Bossing sunud-sunuran lang sa lahat ng iutos at ine-emote ni Kris. (No, really, why?)

Marian Rivera sa wedding nila ni Dingdong Dantes: Echos lang! (Actually, we are not holding our breath.)

“Minalas” ang dapat sana’y date sa Macau; Rocco Nacino “taksil,” ipinagpalit si Lovi Poe kay Jessica Sanchez. (That’s gotta sting.)

Magulang ng menor de edad na misis ni Ka Freddie kinasuhan na rin, posibleng makulong. (Guess there’s no getting around that in the eyes of the law.)

Richard Gomez hindi hihingi ng payo kina Joey Marquez at John Estrada tungkol sa love life; “Baka kasi madagdagan ang asawa ko; OK na sa akin si Lucy!” (Good.)

Best actress award ni Marian Rivera sa PMPC dapat daw bawiin, mas deserving si Carla Abellana. (Ang napikon, talo.)

Pagkatalo nina Tom Rodriguez at Dennis Trillo kay Ser Chief inireklamo. (Ang napikon, talo. Don’t let us say that again.)

KC Concepcion: Ang daming nasayang na oras sa maling lalake! (It happens. Get over it.)

Nikki Gil ayaw nang makausap at makasama sa trabaho si Billy Crawford; “Hindi ako gano’ng klaseng babae, totoong tao ako!” (We’re getting more intrigued by the minute.)

Daniel Padilla tatabingi ang mukha dahil sa mala-pating na ngipin. (We’re officially curious.)

Erik Santos may bagong nililigawan, ayaw nang balikan si Rufa Mae Quinto. (We’re officially even more curious.)

Joey de Leon tinira-tira sa Twitter, tinawag na gurang, loser at plastik. (What can we say? Twitter.)

Joey Ayala “binaboy” ang “Lupang Hinirang,” kailangang parusahan. (Aren’t we being too sensitive here?)

Jessy Mendiola ubod nang plastik, ineechos lang si JM de Guzman. (We have it on good authority that there’s a very ardent suitor waiting in the wings.)