Gay celebs duke it out for prized exotic hunk

Fans think Beautiful Gay can hold on to any man. But BG recently met his match in Closeted Personality, who had no qualms about flaunting his family’s wealth.

BG was heavily involved at the time with Exotic Hunk, renowned in the gay community for his voracious appetites. Soon enough, EH had caught CP’s roving eye.

CP promptly lured EH away from BG. After all, BG could offer only physical allure; CP could shower EH with expensive gifts. BG swiftly surrendered EH to his powerful rival.

No support

Wizened Artist, wanting to return to show business, bank-rolled a pet project.

WA presented the venture to Old Friends in the industry but was stunned when OF refused to help out.

WA hit another brick wall when Industry Bigwigs withheld assistance as well.

WA was despondent. OF and IB claim to champion underdogs. WA discovered the bitter truth the hard way.

Déjà vu
History repeats itself.

Glamorous Star had a traumatic experience with Gorgeous Beau, who had a checkered past.

But hard-headed GS is again involved with another Handsome Hunk with a dubious track record.

Maybe GS thought HH would be a “safe” pick, since he had a tumultuous relationship earlier with Lovely Celeb.

JENNYLYN Mercado doesn’t like reuniting with exes.

GS should’ve snooped around a little more.

A mole insists that HH once shared a pad with Gay Benefactor. Another spy claims HH shacked up with Cute Guy.

GS should learn her lesson soon.

Something in common

From the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

Influential Celebrity is notorious as a playboy, with a long list of conquests tucked under his belt. Turns out, Leggy Beauty is part of IC’s past.

IC was then a newbie in the game of love and LB had just separated from Married Lover.

Interestingly, ML and IC became colleagues in the same institution years after their respective affairs with LB.

PIOLO Pascual says he and Shaina have been friends for a long time.

LB sure knows how to pick ’em.

Platonic much

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

No way is Pretty Starlet a vestal virgin, but she insists nothing happened between her and Hunky Ex.

PS is spreading the intrigue herself—that one of the reasons for the breakup was a lack of sexual fizz, that though she kept sending signals that she was willing and ready, HE remained hesitant and clueless.

Perhaps HE wanted the affair to remain strictly platonic. Perhaps he regards PS as a sister more than a sweetheart. Sis!

Top of the Talk Shows

For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Jennylyn Mercado on rumors that Dennis Trillo caused her breakup with Luis Manzano: “Hindi po totoo. Hindi ko po ugali na bumalik sa mga ex ko.” (Good answer. Next!)

KYLIE Padilla was thrilled to see beau onstage with partner.

Charice on bashers saying that Alyssa Quijano is just after her money: “Bless their hearts.” (Sarcasm becomes her.)

Pauleen Luna on bashers saying that she’s only after Vic Sotto’s money: “Ako po ay napakasipag sa trabaho because I want to earn my own money … I’m so tired of justifying [our relationship].” (Then stop.)

Kylie Padilla, asked if she got jealous while watching boyfriend Aljur Abrenica and Kris Bernal sing a duet in a recent concert: “Kinilig nga ako, eh!” (Owss?)

Kylie on people spreading rumors that she and Aljur have already broken up: “Marami diyan na ayaw maging kami … Try harder.” (Naku, don’t ask for it.)

LJ Reyes, asked if a reconciliation with Paulo Avelino was possible: “It’s very hard to say. We tried.” (Next!)

LJ REYES is happy that Paulo is dating KC.

LJ on Paulo dating KC Concepcion: “Kung talagang nagde-date sila, I’m happy for them.” (Hmm, puwedeng hindi totoo?)

Bea Alonzo on rumors that she and Zanjoe Marudo have cooled off: “Hindi … Ngayon mas sweet kami sa isa’t isa.” (Sorry, ladies. And gentlemen.)

Piolo Pascual, asked about his rumored relationship with Shaina Magdayao: “Masaya ako because we’ve been friends for a long time … and it’s still growing. There’s nothing to rush naman, I guess.” (We can guess, too.)

Piolo, asked if he was courting Shaina: “Sa ’min na lang ’yun … It’s something that we want to keep to ourselves, for now at least.” (That’s a yes.)

Janice de Belen’s birthday wish for her love life: “Umabot na ako sa punto na OK na ako—tanggap ko na. Kung destiny ko ang maging single, so be it.” (Single blessedness. Sounds good.)

Sarah Geronimo on turning 25: “Parang maraming tanong kung saan pupunta ’yung buhay at karera ko … ano pa bang kailangan ko sa buhay ko.” (Ask us!)

(Startalk, Buzz ng Bayan)