Snooty hunk turns off hosts

MARIAN Rivera, Edward Mendez and Ai-Ai de las Alas (who is reportedly stunned by male co-star’s attributes).

This is not the first time a show biz insider has complained about Popular Hunk’s lousy attitude.

Unlike the kind-hearted character he plays onscreen, PH can be a meanie.

Show promoters based in an exotic destination say PH is very demanding. “He’s picky about food and complains about the pettiest things,” a source claimed.

A staffer overheard PH exclaiming, “It’s too hot in this city!”—and then dismissing his hosts as “poor desert-dwellers.”

In contrast, Lovely Lady, PH’s screen partner, was praised as considerate and courteous. So, while the producers would not think twice about inviting LL again, they swore they were done with PH.

Meat smuggler

Flamboyant Personality is not a flesh peddler. But as a special favor to Influential Celebrity, FP willingly broke a foreign country’s laws by smuggling in tocino and tapa.

According to a mole, IC’s relatives abroad had been craving the local delicacies for a long time.

Fortunately, FP and IC got away with it. Otherwise, we’d have a “pork” scandal of international proportions.

New benefactor

Hunky Actor, no longer Gay Benefactor’s favorite, quickly found a new sugar daddy in Powerful Figure.

HA has been spotted in PF’s turf (famous for scenic spots) and they seem to have hit it off beautifully.

HA has become a certified master in this questionable trade.

CLAUDINE and Raymart in 2012, up against newsman Ramon Tulfo in the aftermath of a brawl at Naia 3. Photo by Raffy Lerma

Dazed, drugged

From Radio Inquirer’s “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

Drama Actress left interviewers speechless. DA was in a mood to be socially relevant and confidently discussed such national issues as the pork barrel scam and the Zamboanga crisis.

Problem was, the interviewers’ questions were not about politics.

DA, who kept giggling throughout the exchange, seemed out of it, blabbering incoherently, spouting non-sequiturs.

She was high as a kite.

Girl, interrupted

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera: Pretty Starlet was set to be launched to full stardom by home studio.

The grand debut was delayed, however. Turned out, advertisers were hemming and hawing about supporting PS’ launching project—  and this wasn’t her doing.

The clients were scared away by scandalous shenanigans involving PS’ relatives. Their wholesome products, the clients feared, might be tainted by the intrigues.

Poor girl has to suffer because of the adults in her clan.

Top of the Bandera

ANGEL Locsin is sure it’s not her naked body in those Net photos. Photo from kapamilyalogy.blogspot.com

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Tom Rodriguez, Dennis Trillo paiinitin ang mga beki. (Could the bekis get any hotter about these two?)

Kakampihan si Raymart Santiago hanggang sa huling laban; Claudine Barretto walang kawala, idiniin nina Gretchen at Marjorie Barretto sa droga. (Should the whole world hear any more about this?)

Claudine babalik na sa show biz … Saan? Kailan? (At bakit?!)

Palihim daw na umuwi para utusan ang kanilang mga kasambahay; Raymart pinahalughog ang kuwarto ni Claudine para taniman ng droga? Depensa ng kampo ng aktor: Mapapahiya lang sila! (As it is, nakakahiya na ito for everybody.)

Walang dahilan para magselos at magalit, Maja Salvador sure na walang kaagaw sa BF: Hindi po taksil si Gerald (Anderson)! (Naku, ’teh, ang haba kaya ng pila.)

Mark Herras naging sariwa uli nang iwan si Ynna Asistio, dumami rin ang proyekto. (Right. Blame it on the girl.)

Utos ni Willie Revillame sa staff ng “Wowowillie”: Walang iiyak! (Sa lungkot o sa saya?)

Hubo’t hubad na mga litrato ni “Angel Locsin” pinagpiyestahan sa FB, Twitter, pero sigaw ng aktres: Sigurado ako hindi ako ’yun! (Sabi mo eh.)

Matapos kumalat ang mga pekeng nude photos sa Internet, bagong pasabog ng mga dalahira: Angel Locsin, Chito Miranda meron ding sex video? (Hearsay, Your Honor!)

Daniel Padilla: Pramis, hindi ko lolokohin ang fans namin ni Kathryn (Bernardo)! (Mas maganda, hindi mo lolokohin si Kathryn.)

LOVI Poe okay being without a man.

Nakuha ang sense of humor at karisma ni Daboy; Renz Fernandez tatalbugan ang ka-machohan ni Aljur Abrenica, umaasang sisikat na sa GMA 7. (May Dingdong Dantes pa, bro.)

Sir Chief ayaw tigilan ng mga matronang uhaw. (Hindi lang mga matrona!)

Coco Martin mas lalong pinayaman ang ABS-CBN. (Di naman one-way ’yan.)

“Ayokong magpakaplastik, naiiyak pa rin ako sa nangyari sa amin!” Ai-Ai de las Alasnag-sorry kay PNoy; dating asawang si Jed Salang kakasuhan ng Malacañang? (Please lang. Andaming mas malaking gulo ha!)

Marian Rivera: Parang napuputol ang rivalry ng ABS at GMA! (Parang hindi. What are you talking about?)

Janice de Belen pinaplastik si Marian, nilait-lait ang “dila” (Kitam?)

Marian natakot magpa-interbyu kay Vice Ganda? (Bakeeet? Di ba napuputol na kamo ang rivalry?)

Kung kailan malalaki na ang kambal nila ni Aga Muhlach, Charlene Gonzalez feel na feel magpasilip ng boobs at makikinis na legs (Three words: Miss Universe pageant. Been there, done that.)

Radha kinukulit ni Jomari Yllana na magpasipsip ng taba. (Kaya ba madalas si Jom sa “The Voice” live shows?)

Ai-Ai naloka sa bukol ni Edward Mendez. (Too much information!)

Ai-Ai dalang-dala na, ayaw nang magkadyowa ng bagets. (Sa wakas.)

Paglipat ni Elmo Magalona sa Dos binatikos, pati si Francis M. hindi pinatawad. (Should we care?)

Sharon Cuneta binantaan ang nanghaharas kay KC: “Mananagot kayo sa akin!” (Mag-workout ka na rin, teh, para strong  ka.)

Dennis may regalo sa mga beki … handa nang magpakita ng birdie. (’Wag na lang, kuya.)

Charice gustong maging Pinoy version nina Chris Brown, Justin Timberlake, Pink. (All at once?)

JOHN Lloyd Cruz vows to get into a fitness regimen.

Idinenay na girfriend na siya ni Carl Guevara; Kris Bernal duwag; Kylie Padilla mas matapang pagdating sa lalake. (Walang Papa Binoe si Kris. ’Yun lang.)

Bimby marunong nang mag-Tagalog dahil kay Ryzza Mae Dizon. (E bakit naman hindi?!)

Kris Aquino: Walang diva katrabaho, kaya walang masasamang ugali na nakukuha si Bimby. (Why should this be about her?)

Lovi Poe mabubuhay kahit walang lalake; ayaw nang balikan sina Jake Cuenca at Ronald Singson. (Saan kaya nauntog si Lovi? Puwede bang ituro niya kay …?)

Dagdag lang sa mga problema ng pamilya Revilla, depensa ni Osang sa pambabastos kay Bong: Joke, joke, joke! (Not funny, not funny, not funny.)

Derek Ramsay nakiusap: Please, ipagdasal po natin si Beyonce! (This is his dog. Anyone who’s got only one prayer left, think twice.)

Ayaw asikasuhin ang annulment sa dating asawa Derek walang balak pakasalan si Cristine Reyes, malapit nang maghiwalay. (Andami namang problema ng bansang ito!)

Lumalaki na raw kasi ang tiyan kaya bagong-buhay na; John Lloyd  Cruz nagpramis na titigilan na ang paglaklak ng alak, adik na sa pagdyi-gym? (Eto pa ang isa.)

Anne Curtis asang-asa na pakakasalan ni Erwan Heussaff. (How do we know this?)

Anne walang binatbat kina Angel at Cristine (Meron siyang Erwan.)