Two-timing hunk breaks perky starlet’s heart

RICHARD Gutierrez spreads his wings with new manager.

Pretty Starlet defied Best Buddy, not to mention most of her friends and followers, and fought for her lover, Gorgeous Hunk.

Now PS has to pretend that all is well between her and GH so as not to lose face—though she’s found out that GH has another girl on the side.

Of course PS is crestfallen, but sticks it out with GH, hoping against hope that he’ll give up his two-timing ways.

Seems BB’s warning was prophetic. Is PS and GH’s romance a lost cause? Is BB feeling vindicated at PS’ expense?

Spin a win!

Parental rejection

DAWN Zulueta turns on the waterworks as hunk’s mom.

It was not the first time that Beautiful Starlet incurred the ire of her folks over a man.

Before she met Prominent Lover, BS secretly hooked up with Troubled Actor. BS’ parents raised hell, and predictably, too.

Declaring TA bad news, they forced BS to break up with the poor guy.

TA was so devastated by the rejection that he spiraled out of control.

Curiously, BS and TA are about to cross paths again. The biz is such a small world after all.

In the buff

CARLA Abellana is despondent over inevitable end of soap.

Macho Newbie, hunk du jour of Gay Insider, has quite a checkered past. Spreading like wildfire online are MN’s nude photos.

Were those pics the reason that GI fell for MN?

Scandalous snapshots serve as a compelling advertisement for MN’s prodigious assets. Come to think of it, GI’s previous lover, Grizzled Hunk, also has naked photos online.

Is that how GI picks potential “papas”?

Great pretenders

Heard on the Radio Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

Lovely Starlet and Hunky Consort looked every inch the perfect couple at a recent splashy event.

Onscreen and in public, LS and HC are always dripping with saccharine—like they can’t get enough of each other.

But this is just an act. A mole claims they can’t stand each other.

ANGEL Locsin is the latest Internet victim.

Is this because LS knows she’s not HC’s type—and that HC prefers similarly handsome stars? Oh no!

The source

Picked up from the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

The scuttlebutt made the rounds: Controversial Star once again snubbed Stunning Starlet, who’s now being paired with the former’s Hunky Inamorata.

In this case, however, CS wasn’t guilty as charged. A spy did a little sleuthing and discovered that someone close to SS spread the rumor.

Was the gossip concocted to make SS look like an underdog at the expense of CS? Sounds fishy.

Crooner’s cobus

As told by Ovation Productions boss, Renen de Guia: “People who saw Tony Bennett’s airport arrival on Facebook and YouTube as covered by GMA 7 and ABS-CBN asked, ‘Did Tony Bennett take the LRT?’

GMA 7 gives Dingdong Dantes a new title as network king.

“It’s actually the interior of the cobus, used to shuttle passengers from the aircraft to the tarmac. Not many artists agree to be interviewed right after disembarking, because they’re tired … Mr. Bennett did, if it was inside the VIP Lounge.

“To our horror, there was no such place available right then. And then it began drizzling. We immediately had the cobus park beside Mr. Bennett’s private jet. He gamely climbed in and fielded questions. On his feet! He made that effort, though he really didn’t have to. Such a warm and accommodating man!”

Top of the Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved.)

Dawn Zulueta, Gerald Anderson parang totoong mag-ina, maraming pinaiiyak na magulang. (And the teleserye has just begun.)

Dingdong Dantes solo na ang titulong GMA primetime king; Richard Gutierrez siguradong hindi na babalik sa Kapuso network. (Makes us wonder …)

Julie Anne San Jose naghamon, tatapatan ang teleserye ni Daniel Padilla. (Look before you leap, girl.)

Isang malaking good luck sa susunod niyang dyowa; Kris Aquino may bagong lalakeng ilalagay sa kahihiyan. (Right. Isang napakalaking good luck sa kanilang dalawa.)

Kris gustong magdyowa ng matandang biyudo, pero bawal maghalikan. (Ay walang ganyanan. Kiss!)

Kris dakilang “alalay” ni Bimby, mas mahigpit pa sa mommy ni Sarah Geronimo. (We  have a hard time believing that.)

Bimby nakahanap ng katapat, hiyang-hiya kay Ryzza Mae Dizon. (Ayus.)

Sa wakas, may nakita nang kapalit ni James Yap; Kris: Ayoko nang magsalita para di maudlot, tahimik na lang ako! (Yes please, thank you.)

Lucy Torres mahinhin pero may latay kapag nagsalita. (Often, it’s the quiet ones.)

Mas matindi pa sa mag-asawa kung protektahan ang isa’t isa; Charice kay Alyssa Quijano: Siya talaga ang nakikipag-away kapag may nananakit sa akin! (Must be love.)

Charice, Alyssa magse-celebrate ng anniversary sa bagong biling bahay; kasalan na ang susunod. (Not in the Philippines, we don’t think so.)

Maricel Soriano ipinagtanggol si Eugene Domingo, wala pa raw “sakit sa ulo.” (Uge needs defending?)

Tom Rodriguez, Dennis Trillo, Carla Abellana inaatake ng “depresyon” sa pagtatapos ng “My Husband’s Lover.” (So it’s over? That series lost us, truth to tell.)

May gustong manira kaya ikinalat sa Internet; ‘Angel Locsin’ nagpakuha ng litrato na labas ang boobs. (And we’re sure they’re spectacular—if it’s she.)

DJ Mo ipinagmalaki na malaki ang birdie, maraming kumontra. (And we’re sure that we don’t care.)

Edu Manzano: Aanhin ang bahay na bato kung wala namang wifi dito!? (Korek!)

Tumulong na nga sa pulubi, inokray-okray; Robin Padilla tinawag na plastik, Mariel Rodriguez napikon … mga tsismosa tinalakan. (’Sus!)

Aljur Abrenica “tinakot” ni Binoe kaya alagang-alaga si Kylie Padilla. (Nakup! )

Richard lumayas na sa poder ni Annabelle Rama, may bagong manager? (Spreading his wings now.)

Pagalingan na lang daw sila sa panliligaw; Jake Cuenca aahasin si Jessy Mendiola kay Sam Milby. (Pasiklaban ng abs! Let’s do it!)

Kung talagang may malasakit sa mga anak, Claudine Barretto dapat nang patawarin si Raymart Santiago. (We don’t see that happening.)

Claudine minalas uli, kinasuhan ng dating alalay ng pagnanakaw. (Something’s very wrong here.)

Raymart, Gretchen Barretto “utak” daw sa pagresbak ng alalay ni Claudine. (Very, very wrong.)

May mga pumuri, pero mas marami pa ring nang-okray; Marian Rivera desperadang talbugan si Angel bilang Darna kaya nag-Wonder Woman. (Ho-hum.)

Kristine Hermosa gusto ring maging Darna? (May K naman— sige lang!)

Sarah G. inilampaso lahat ng diva sa ’Pinas, big star sa Europe. (Talaga?)

Elmo Magalona di pa sumisikat, palaos na. (Ows?)

Heart Evangelista loyal kay Chiz Escudero, nagpramis na di iiputan sa ulo ang dyowa. (Afraid kami mag-comment.)

Katrina Halili: Nagdusa talaga ako! Pero buhay na buhay pa rin! (Korek!)