Hunk is domestic goddess in love nest shared with rich benefactor

SARAH Lahbati’s “vacation” stirs controversy.

A spy insists that the grand affair of Seasoned Hunk and Wealthy Benefactor is going strong.

Mole recently visited WB’s palatial home abroad.

A curious photo was framed and displayed prominently in WB’s living room.

Grinning like a Chesire cat, SH is caught wearing only a dainty apron in the picture.

WB explained that SH enjoys playing a domestic goddess to the hilt whenever he visits.

SH usually cooks gourmet dishes for WB who’s equally smitten.

What comes after dinner is a luscious dessert, of course.

Does that explain the saucy snapshot?

Memory gap

Veteran Star simply can’t cope with the grueling demands of a high-profile project.

VS can’t stand the long working hours and the interminable waiting between takes.

Worse, VS allegedly had problems memorizing kilometric lines of cheesy dialogue. It would takes countless tries (and a minimum of two hours) before VS could nail a scene.

Though once a big star and “big” in another way today, VS had no choice but to quit. VS’ character was axed, pronto.

ALDEN Richards’ fee is not as high as Daniel’s.

Joke only

Powerful Personality once invited Handsome Hunk to dinner for a serious talk.

Was HH serious about his relationship with Controversial Celebrity, PP’s daughter? HH was caught off-guard and forced to say he’d marry CC, out of respect for PP.

That was how HH was hooked by CC, who would find out years later that HH was only joking.

Electoral fallout

Heard on the Radio Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

Cheery Personality is in serious trouble having mortgaged or sold several properties after an ill-advised foray into politics led to bankruptcy. CP spent a princely sum to get elected, to no avail. And the people who goaded CP to run are nowhere to be found.

Lonely at the top

Picked up from the Inquirer tabloid Bandera.

JENNYLYN Mercado landed in a hospital because of all those intrigues.

Busy Actress is difficult to work with. Colleagues complain that BA’s mood swings can be unpredictable, and that she would go ballistic over the smallest booboo. Is it because BA is always stressed, juggling several projects at the same time?

Her assistant, driver and house help couldn’t stand BA’s tantrums and have all left. So, BA now lives on her own, finding out how lonely it is at the top.

Top of the Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved.)

Jackie nag-sorry sa 2 anak kay Benjie, nagmakaawa na kilalanin siya bilang ina. (So now we know where it went wrong.)

Sarah Lahbati 9 buwan nawala, nanganak na sa Switzerland? (If that’s the only way all this attention on her could be justified, might as well.)

Kahit nagpiyansa sa kasong libel, Sarah Labati aarestuhin pa rin ng pulis kung… (…makikita pa nila!)

Hanggang ngayon ayaw pa ring magpabuntis kay Robin; Mariel: Natatakot talaga ako, hindi ko alam kung paano siya palalakihin. (All this time, they’ve probably been just playing Scrabble.)

Binoe galit na galit pa rin kay misis dahil sa pagkaadik sa Candy Crush. (There are many ways we could take this.)

MARIEL Rodriguez and Robin Padilla are in no hurry to become parents.

Arjo Atayde type na type si Alex Gonzaga. (Next!)

Wala na talagang pag-asang magkabalikan, tuloy na ang annulment; Claudine galit na galit…inupakan na naman si Raymart, gusto nang paghatian ang kanilang mga ari-arian. (This happens all the time: Andyan na rin lang, gamitin na to generate curiosity.)

Kapag hindi nagkasundo, “video scandal” ni Claudine ikakalat ng kampo ni Raymart? (Kitam?)

Kaya siya ang kinuha ni Robin sa MMFF 2013 entry, Alden mas mura ang talent fee kaysa kay Daniel. (Walang presyong pamilya?)

Sam Milby enjoy na enjoy ang pagkokontrabida kay Juday. (But are the viewers enjoying him?)

Phillip, James tameme na lang bilang ama, ‘di kayang patumbahin si Kris. (Keep trying, guys!)

Buti na lang naitakbo agad ni Mommy Eva sa hospital; BB Gandanghari muntik nang mamatay dahil sa UTI at depresyon. (Babaeng ganap na nga…because of the UTI, not the depression.)

Pera-pera pa rin kasi ang labanan ng dating magdyowa; Jennylyn naospital nang pumutak ang ina ni Patrick tungkol sa sustento ng anak? (What is wrong with these people?)

May lalake pa kayang  maglakas-loob manligaw kay Kris pagkatapos ni James? (Ho-hum.)

Yeng sa unang dyowa: Ngayon ko lang naranasan ang tunay na kaligayahan. (Go, girl!)