Irate flamboyant celeb slams door on faultless messenger

MARIAN Rivera suffers for beauty. RICHARD A. REYES

Flamboyant Celeb hasn’t changed one bit. FC was in a foul mood before a gig down south. Apparently, FC had issues against the producer.

The producer dispatched a lowly assistant to FC’s hotel suite to ask about dinner plans. FC was being dolled up, so the gofer stood by the door, politely awaiting an answer.

Sighting the poor staffer, without uttering a single word, FC stood up from the makeup chair and slammed the door in the stunned underling’s face.

It was ugly.

Living hell

Fashionable Actress is in hot water. FA had no idea that Current Lover was involved with underworld characters.

It was too late when FA learned that CL owed loan sharks some serious money. Worse, they’re now banging on FA’s door, demanding payment.

FA’s world used to be picture-perfect. Now, she’s in a living hell.

JODI Sta. Maria says her boyfriend doesn’t get jealous of Ser Chief.

Straight shooter

Trusted Friend introduced Influential Personality to Promising Actor. A closet gay, IP was thrilled to meet PA.

PA made it appear that he was an engineering student working menial jobs to finish his schooling.

Just days later, PA bypassed TF and went straight to IP, dropping hints here and there.

Although his interest was piqued, IP had the good sense to consult TF, who was shocked by the boy’s brazenness.

TF revealed to IP the real background of PA. A gigolo, PA was a school dropout and once a rich lawyer’s kept hunk.

End of contact, as far as IP was concerned.

EUGENE Domingo slams erring host with sharp wit.

Rude awakening

Heard on  the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday,

3 to 5 p.m.).

Popular Star can be tactless in questioning fellow celebrities. Actually, anyone. Well, PS met her match recently.

PS rudely asked Feisty Starlets about very personal matters. FS snapped at PS!

After the interview, PS unleashed her fury on the hapless staff and admonished coworkers never to invite FS to the show again.

Down on his knees

Picked up from the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Handsome Hunk’s career has been in limbo since moving to a new studio.

HH is reluctant to renew his contract with Feisty Manager. Thing is, HH’s new company isn’t that keen on working with him either.

YENG Constantino sees love as “sweet surrender.” RICHARD A. REYES

When HH heard that a plum role in a coming religious movie had been made available (the original star backed out for health reasons), he wasted no time in lobbying for it. HH did research on the real-life character and sought out the film’s producers and director.

HH reportedly went down on his knees and begged for the part. Alas, to no avail.

Top of the Talk Shows

For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Claudine Barretto, asked about estranged husband Raymart Santiago’s absence at their daughter Sabina’s recent birthday party: Shrug lang. (Shrug din kami.)

RYZA Cenon bares to jump-start career. richard reyes

Ryza Cenon on going sexy: “Para mag-level up na rin sa career.” (Going sexy is leveling up? Only in the Philippines.)

Glaiza de Castro on attending the FHM 100 Sexiest victory party: “Nakaka-overwhelm … in a way naging babae na ako officially.” (Huh? All this time!)

Marian Rivera, asked about the golden wings she had on at the FHM bash: “Mabigat …  tiis-tiis ganda lang!” (For sure.)

Vandolph on his late father, comedy king Dolphy: “Hindi mawawala ’yung moment na gigising ka one day, tapos tatawagan ko ’yung number niya … siyempre naiiyak ako.” (Siyempre naman.)

Zsa Zsa Padilla on growing old without a partner: “Sometimes you just have to sit back and be calm and let God do the work. Hindi naman maaalis [ang mag-isip na], ‘Paano na bukas?  Paano ’pag mag-isa na lang at wala na ’yung mga bata?’” (Live in the now.)

GLAIZA de Castro finally feels like a woman. RICHARD A. REYES

GMA executive Annette Gozon-Abrogar, asked if she’s willing to patch things up with Sarah Lahbati: “Magkikita naman siguro kami sa court once [the hearing] starts. Sana maintindihan niya kung ano ’yung [case].” (Sarah has filed countercharges of grave coercion and perjury. Let the games begin!)

BB Gandanghari on landing in a hospital for a serious infection: “I feel a lot better. Muntik nang maapektuhan ’yung bladder at kidneys ko. [Kung ’di naagapan] baka nadialysis  ang lola n’yo!” (Make that fabulous lola!)

BB on being called “sister” by Robin Padilla in an Instagram post: “Wow, totoo ba ’to?!” (Believe it! Teh, ikaw na!)

Charice on being declared world’s hottest lesbian by US website AutoStraddle: “Nadagdagan ’yung confidence ko … flattered, honored and proud.” (And hotter, since the hairstyle change.)

Paul Jake Castillo on his breakup with Melissa Ricks: “We’re OK … no bad blood there.” (If you say so.)

Yeng Constantino on her boyfriend: “Ngayon ko lang naramdaman na ’di ako natakot mag-commit … Para siyang sweet surrender!” (And you don’t wanna miss a thing!)

Jodi Sta. Maria, asked if boyfriend Jolo Revilla gets jealous of Richard Yap: “Hindi, kasi magkakilala naman sila. Nagka-trabaho sila sa ‘My Binondo Girl.’” (It’s acting, people!)

Ai-Ai de las Alas on recovering from her breakup with Jed Salang: “Nagpe-pray ako for healing kasi ang [recovery from] pain naman walang shortcut.” (That’s right, artistas are not exempt.)

Eugene Domingo on her craft: “Ang pagtatrabaho ko ngayon, not just about me.  Kung may maitutulong pa ako at maiko-contribute bilang artista para mas mapaganda ang Philippine movies, bakit hindi?” (You go, girl!)

Eugene on being mistakenly called “Eugene Dominguez” by Toni Gonzaga: “Kung makapuri ka tapos Eugene Dominguez?! Nakakaloka ka, Toni Gonzales! Tamang-tama pala na Tupperware ang sponsor mo!” (Wapak!)

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