Secret message from concerned celeb ‘outs’ troubled star
All sorts of allegations have been swirling about Beleaguered Star’s recent crisis.
Kibitzers allege that BS had planned the fiasco, in order to escape from a stressful environment.
Another pundit thinks BS is currently undergoing a complete overhaul—in preparation for a mammoth comeback.
A cryptic, online message from Concerned Colleague, however, sheds some light on BS’ real condition.
CC recounted a huge celeb’s rise and fall and resurrection—a tale of redemption that BS can very well heed and emulate.
Power play
Acclaimed Insider was aghast at the behavior of some Industry Factotums.
Turned out IFs gave AI’s team a hard time for a very whimsical reason.
According to the scuttlebutt, IF1 had a long-running feud with Vociferous Colleague, who was part of AI’s posse. So, IF1 purportedly connived with IF2 to give AI and VC the runaround. Luckily for AI, IFs’ power-tripping ways were exposed and the anomalous situation was rectified.
Missing misery
Charming Celebrity has been in the news of late.
From out of nowhere, Cantankerous Rival made it a point to renew ties with good-natured CC.
CR’s track record should’ve been enough to set off the alarm. CC, however, is the type who gives everyone—even serial offenders—the benefit of the doubt.
CR’s timing was quite suspicious, to say the least. Was CR on a fishing expedition? Perhaps CR wanted to add fuel to the fire since CC had been vocal about certain combustible issues concerning common frenemies?
Misery loves company.
Blind item
Glamorous Beauty needs to undergo a string of workshops…pronto!
GB had just landed a thrilling new assignment. Alas, GB has been fumbling all over the place. GB can’t even handle the aptly named “idiot board” properly.
Quick-thinking Cohort had to guide GB all throughout. QC had to push and pull clueless GB who kept missing the mark.
Thing is, QC is not entirely faultless and commits all sorts of boo-boos, as well. The blind leading the blind?
Thankless wonder
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Network staffers are not that fond of Perky Starlet.
Vivacious and amiable onscreen, PS is the exact opposite away from the cameras. PS tends to be domineering and demanding.
Worse, PS doesn’t even know how to say thank you after treating coworkers like virtual slaves. PS considers oneself a major star who should be worshipped like royalty by underlings.
Upon learning of a coming project with the much-loathed celeb, Poor Lackey quipped: “Why include PS? That won’t help the venture at all!”
Top of the tabloids
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Misis ni Dingdong Dantes inireklamo ng mga trabahador sa GMA 7. (Itago natin sa pangalang “Super Ma’am?”)
Hamon ni Baron Geisler sa mga pulis: Tokhangin n’yo na ako! (Careful, careful…)
Kaya baliw na baliw: John Lloyd Cruz ginayuma raw ni Ellen Adarna; puro sariwa ang pinakakain! (Leafy greens?)
Joel Lamangan kina Barbie Forteza at Ken Chan: Magagaling sila; hindi ko sila nasigawan! (True measure of acting excellence?)
Luis Manzano at Jessy Mendiola, nag-“honeymoon” sa Japan. (Turning Japanese?)
KathNiel fans kay Xander Ford: Iparetoke mo rin ang ugali mo! (Don’t make me over!)
Joey de Leon absent lang sa “Eat Bulaga,” hindi suspendido! (Just making it clear.)
Telemovie nina Alden Richards at Maine Mendoza, pambawi sa nagtatampong AlDub nation. (Sorry na, puwede ba?)
Maine Mendoza (left) and Alden Richards
