Jealous boss deprives stunning luminary of coveted deal
Now it can be told.
The real reason why Stunning Luminary lost Prized Deal was quite shocking. According to a mole, SL incurred the ire of Powerful Benefactor. Yup, the green-eyed monster reared its ugly head once again.
PB was not pleased that SL became much too close for comfort to Charming Buddy.
Poor PB was livid! But the lovestruck couldn’t really blame PB for throwing a hissy fit. After all, PB was genuinely smitten with SL.
Hell hath no fury…
Looney tunes
Our guess is there’s no love lost between these two Power Players. PP1 has been spreading unsavory chika about PP2.
To be fair, you really don’t need to abhor PP2 to be slightly disturbed by the strange behavior.
PP1 is perplexed by PP2’s inconsistencies. In mid-conversation, PP2 would babble incessantly, capping off each maudlin monologue with a torrent of tears.
After the breakdown, PP2 would swiftly go back to business, as if nothing happened. Roller-coaster school of acting?
Conspiracy theory
Seems Scheming Personality is quite relentless.
SP waged a furious campaign against Gifted Celebrity and had recruited a number of Vociferous Minions for the task.
Is it possible that SP was not only acting for selfish reasons?
Was all that plotting because of SP’s ties with Cantankerous Pal?
Well, CP has always been envious of GC.
No worries, all these malevolent machinations will soon catch up with SP and CP. Pronto!
Morass of mediocrity
Respected Insider has nothing but bad memories of Feisty Colleague.
FC has a tendency to mouth off, rather indiscriminately, about purported enemies, both real and imaginary.
FC’s recent outburst turned off not a few people—including RI.
RI recounted one of FC’s crimes, for all the world to judge. FC apparently confronted Talented Contemporary over a personal issue. Let’s just say, it was a messy incident.
Thing is, while TC has reached the pinnacle of success, FC is still wading in a morass of mediocrity.
Royal treatment
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Seems Fiery Veteran has fully internalized onscreen villainy.
Coworkers complain that FV can be a tad demanding.
FV requires to be chauffeured to and from the location. Also, FV asks that no one else be allowed in the vehicle. It’s for FV’s exclusive use, thank you.
Not even Staunch Supporter is spared from FV’s tantrums.
But then again, there are those who feel that FV has earned every right to be treated like precious royalty.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Maja Salvador in love, baliw na baliw sa dating high-school friend. (From wild to crazy flower?)
Tambalang Vhong Navarro-Lovi Poe swak na swak . (Look na lang sa sky…)
Anne Curtis ayaw maging pulitiko: “Gusto kong (maging) fairy godmother!” (Magsama kayo ni Maja!)
Rocco Nacino ayaw madaliin si Sanya Lopez: “Dahan-dahan lang!” (Slow but sure.)
Arci Muñoz apektado na sa “retoke scandal.” (Uh-oh.)
Awra Briguela (left) and Simon Pineda
Bagong bahay at kotse ni Simon “Onyok” Pineda bayad na; may tampo kay Awra Briguela? (But why?)
Madlang pipol napa-wow nang mag-Wonder Woman si Kathryn Bernardo! (At least, hindi “Wow, Mali!”)
