Jobless but glamorous beauty gets desperate
Glamorous Beauty is getting antsy, these days. GB has realized that she is no longer as desirable and “hire-able” as before. Offers have become much too scarce for comfort.
If GB wants to maintain a lavish lifestyle (and a high-profile relationship with Handsome Beau), she should act quickly.
Well-meaning advisers counseled GB not to set her sights on distant shores. GB should master the fine art of social climbing and befriend Influential Luminaries back home.
Does GB limit her “Friends” list to those who are from abroad? Or does GB feel she’s too good for local bigwigs?
Tarush!
Project runaway part deux
Remember Seasoned Personality’s Rebellious Child?
After a monumental fight with SP, RS sought refuge in Family Friend’s house.
FF soon got fed up with RC’s high jinks. FF had to come up with a little white lie, to convince RC to mend fences with SP.
FF pointedly warned RC about the dire consequences of such outbursts in a fledgling career. FF claimed that Powerful Boss was unhappy and wanted RC to return home—pronto!
RC, who’s scared of PB, was forced to make nice with SP.
Till the next battle royale…
Chance close encounter
Bubbly Celebrity is suffering from a serious case of foot-in-mouth disease.
Worse, BC has the tendency to “out” colleagues—without meaning to…
BC bumped into Cute Hottie abroad.
BC made a big fuss of the chance encounter.
Alas, CH was on a clandestine trip with Wealthy Benefactor.
Busted!
But then again, it’s not entirely BC’s fault because CH should’ve been more discreet.
Un-friend
Speaking of Tinseltown ailments, Show Town is teeming with celebs afflicted with short-term memory loss.
Perky Starlet was overly amiable with new acquaintance, Industry Insider. PS obviously wanted to get on the good side of II. PS even promised to follow II in social media.
II perfunctorily sent a “Friend” request to PS on Facebook. II never heard from PS again.
Was PS too busy to respond? Or was PS’ effusive friendliness just an act?
Your guess is as good as ours.
Irreconcilable differences
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Seems Talented Thespian will never patch things up with similarly Gifted Kin.
According to a spy, TT’s emotional scars run deep.
Until now, TT refuses to open up about GK. Less talk, less mistakes.
TT would rather steer clear of a possible misunderstanding.
Both TT and GK are real pros, however, and will never shun an offer to share the screen.
As TT would often say: “Work is work is work.”
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Shaina Magdayao
Shaina Magdayao wala pa ring boyfriend, plano na lang daw magmadre! (Nun of the above?)
Maymay Entrata at Edward Barber handa na sa shooting ng “Loving in Tandem.” (Parang riding in tandem?)
Vilma Santos kay Luis Manzano: “Wala na kaming baby, puwede mo na kaming bigyan ng apo!” (That’s an order!)
Liza Soberano bibida sa life story ni Pia Wurtzbach sa “MMK.” (But not Darna?)
Daniel Matsunaga on issues linking him to Arci Muñoz: “May kontrata na kami ni Arci sa love life!” (Moving on.)
Judy Ann Santos (left) and Piolo Pascual
Hiling ng madlang pipol sa ABS-CBN: “Bigyan ng bonggang serye sina Judy Ann Santos at Piolo Pascual.” (Agad-agad?)
Alden Richards at Maine Mendoza may grand wedding sa “Destined to be Yours” finale. (Mabuhey!)
