Flamboyant celeb wins back beau via intrigue

KRISTINE Hermosa: the next Darna?

Insider insists that Flamboyant Celeb masterminded a recent intrigue that spread swiftly in cyberspace.

Post-breakup, FC still carried a torch for Hunky Beau, who had fooled around. FC caught HB with a nonshow biz girl.

FC concocted a fake affair with Cute Boy to make HB jealous. Guess who leaked online all those photos of FC and CB together?

The gambit worked. HB ran back to calculating FC. Smart!

Unwilling winner

Troubled Star was reluctant to attend a recent industry event but friends were insistent, since TS was receiving a special honor.

TS couldn’t refuse the invitation of Influential Pal who was always willing to help with much-needed moolah when it was time to settle various household bills.

COCO Martin has campaign “fee-ver.”

Was this why the organizers hastily came up with another award, this one for IP— to drag TS out of self-imposed seclusion?

Winner!

Attention seekers

Observers wonder why Hunky Newbie and Pretty Partner are often seen in public places. HN and PP were once spotted sashaying on a stretch of road in Quezon City, famous as a party place.

Apparently, they haven’t received the memo requiring real stars to make themselves scarce to maintain an air of mystery.

KIM CHIU: Unforgiving.

Or is it because HN and PP are inveterate attention seekers and can’t help getting their fix of fame on a daily basis?

Unfortunately, no one really minds them. Fail!

Belle of the brawl

Heard on the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.).

The bosses nipped this scandal in the bud: Handsome Actor crashed the set of Sultry Girlfriend’s project and picked a fight with her Macho Costar.

Some people thought it was because HA got jealous after learning of a “budding” affair between MC and SG.

Nothing could be further from the truth. SG hates MC’s guts. She told HA all about her coworker’s booboos on the set.

HEART Evangelista getting sexier.

Touch and go

Picked up from the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Who knew that Wholesome Gentleman had a nasty temper?

WG projects a strait-laced, soft-spoken image. During a provincial show, however, he lost his cool.

An overeager fan got a bit too touchy-feely and hurt WG’s sensitive parts. The actor unleashed a barrage of curses on the culprit!

A witness swore WG got “physical” and knocked the admirer on the head. Not everyone noticed WG’s momentary lapse.

Top of the Bandera

ENCHONG Dee had a man-to-man talk with Xian.

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved.)

• Jodi on Ser Chief: Chenes! Hindi ko siya kaya talaga! (Kami na lang, whatever!)
• Erap wagi pa rin sa Manila kahit “pinatay” sa text message. (Death by SMS?)

• Grace pinatunayang buhay pa rin si FPJ sa masang Pinoy. (Eventually, this has to be about her.)

• Nasa likod ng photo scandal ni Marjorie tukoy na. (Are we moved? Nope.)

• Marjorie sa mga anak: ‘Wag n’yo nang gayahin ang mga pagkakamali ko! (‘Wag mo na silang isali, mother.)

• Sarah wala nang reklamo kahit pagbawalan ni Mommy Divine na magka-boyfriend muli; ‘Nagpapasalamat pa ako at  naging sobrang higpit niya sa akin!’ (May tawag diyan.)

• Ang bilis kasi nilang manghusga, kesyo laos, mataba… huwag namang ganu’n! –Joey Reyes, Ipinagtanggol si Sharon sa mga taong nanlalait at nang-aalipusta (Sharon is Sharon. Her detractors can all just sharrap !)

• Enchong kay Xian: Nag-usap kami, lalaki sa lalaki! (Alangan namang babae sa babae.)

• Charice bawal nang bumirit dahil sa bagong itsura (Ano naman ang kinalaman ng boses sa itsura? Girl, sing ka lang.)

• Charice handa nang umamin sa tunay na kasarian, idol na idol daw si Aiza (Her look says it all. Can we get back to her singing, please?)

• Charice ipinaaresto sa mga pulis ang sariling ina; kinakasamang dyowa ipinabawi sa NBI ng mga magulang. (Uh-oh.)

• Kris: Ayokong makialam, takot ako kay Vice! Baka awayin din ako! (There are so many ways to pick a fight with this one.)

• Mas maraming Pinoy ang naniniwala sa mga pasabog ni Gretchen kesa kay Claudine. (And we’re still… zzzzz.)

• Toni, Alex feeling superstar na, grabeng mag-inarte sa shooting. (Not cool.)

• Kim suklam na suklam pa rin kay Maja, ayaw nang makipagbati sa dating BFF. (Girls interrupted, resume row!)

• P35-M talent fee ni Coco sa kampanya pinalabas na libre para lumusot sa BIR? (What?!)

• Mukha ni Aiko  “nasira” raw matapos sumailalim sa  “Health Treatment.” (Intriguing quotation marks.)

• Boobs ni Heart biglang lumobo simula nang maging dyowa si Chiz; Ano’ng sey n’yo Jericho Rosales at Daniel Matsunaga? (Naman.)

• Fans nina Angel at Cristine na-shock: Kristine Hermosa lilipad na raw bilang bagong Darna; pero maraming nagprotesta, ’di raw bagay dahil nanay na. (Let us judge on the merit of her… abs.)

Mamahaling damit at sapatos ni Gretchen agaw-eksena habang nag-iiyak sa studio ng  “The Buzz.” (She wouldn’t let them. Wanna bet?)