Starlet bores influential pals

JUDY Ann Santos

PRETTY Starlet was rather proud of her latest project.

PS giddily asked Influential Beau to escort her to the presentation. IB invited similarly High-Profile Colleagues.

Seems the guests were hardly impressed with what they witnessed.

In the middle of the grand affair, HCs started inching their way to the nearest exit.

HC1 reportedly whispered to HC2: “That’s certainly all I can take. It’s time to go.”

Alas, IB couldn’t budge to join his more courageous peers.

VIC Sotto

Talk about captive audience.

Last day

Show biz Insider was happily working on the set.

Gorgeous Friend sauntered in with a strange greeting: “Enjoy our last day!”

SI was confused: “What do you mean?”

Turned out SI wasn’t aware of the sudden change of plans.

DENNIS Trillo

Needless to say, SI wasn’t too pleased about being the last one to know the project had been cut short by one day.

Ouch!

Missing in action

Not a few viewers are wondering why Glamorous Personality unceremoniously vanished from Big Project.

Turned out, GP’s Fearless Supporter had a tiff with Powerful Insider.

Funny thing was FS and PI’s quarrel had nothing to do with GP.

According to a source, FS wanted to take charge of Stunning Celeb’s affairs—beyond the romantic, that is.

PI purportedly disagreed. All hell broke loose.

CAMILLE Prats

Unexpected guest

Guests were surprised to see Character Actress attending a splashy gathering held in a posh venue abroad.

After all, CA was not part of the company that sponsored the bash. Curiously, CA belongs to a rival firm.

According to scuttlebutt, CA arrived with Top Honcho.

Apparently, TH was wooing CA with expensive gifts—including the trip to said five-star destination.

Who knew TH was into women of a certain age?

All the while, some people suspected that TH preferred younger and more masculine dates.

Smoking hot

Nubile Newcomer is smoking hot. Literally.

Although NN is a minor, she’s often spotted smoking cigarettes in malls.

Observers are alarmed because NN is being built up as a role model for teeners to emulate.

Perhaps NN’s mentors on her reality show should reprimand her, or at least remind her of the health risks.

Top of the Talk Shows

For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Dennis Trillo on his love life : “Okay lang kahit malamig; mahirap naman kung mainit masyado.” (Some like it hot, as they say.)

Rhian Ramos on lessons learned last year: “Marami akong natutunan … all the things na akala kong nawala sa akin, bumalik  times two pa … Maganda rin ang love life ko, it’s 70 steps up from what it used to be.” (Hmm. The new BF is twice as good!)

Vic Sotto on his love life: “Kung ano ang bigay sa ’yo alagaan mo, maging masaya ka.” (Uh, Bossing, is that you?)

Camille Prats on rumors that she’s dating again: “It was a group get-together [pero] kung karapat-dapat naman siya pag-aksayahan ng panahon, bakit hindi?  (Good answer.)

Baron Geisler: “Basta… ayoko na po muna magsalita, basta magugulat po sila sa gagawin ko.” (Naku, ayaw na naming magulat, pramis.)

Judy Ann Santos’ wish for Vic Sotto: “Ang isa sa pinakamaganda sa buhay ng tao  ay ’yung may makasama ka. ’Yun ang nakakakumpleto sa buhay ng tao. ’Yun ang wish ko sa kanya.” (A partner. There, that’s easier.)

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