Ceasefire for dueling diva and divo

JODI Sta. Maria

Veteran Entertainer was never fond of Powerhouse Performer. Among friends, VE has called PP a certain disparaging term that rhymes with “witch.” That’s because PP can be quite haughty; VE, who’s not exactly bashful, was understandably threatened.

As luck would have it, VE and PP found themselves cast in the same project. Now VE is forced to play nice and ignore PP’s brazen ways. But other coworkers cannot stand PP; staffers have complained to reporters that PP’s a prima donna. Can VE stay quiet in light of this hate campaign?

Blissfully ignorant

A mole was shocked when Promising Starlet proclaimed, for all the world to hear, that she didn’t know who venerable Seasoned Artist was—and they work in the same studio!

This is reminiscent of a blunder made by Stunning Starlet, from the same company.

At a major event, SS admitted that she was not familiar with Acclaimed Filmmaker’s work.

SS should find another job if she chooses to remain ignorant of cinema history.

Catty chat

Did we hear that one right? Was Sexy Starlet gossiping with her all-gay posse about Popular Star?

SS, notorious in the biz for being catty and chatty, was dropping innuendoes left and right that PS had seduced Handsome Costar.

Well, HC was once the love of SS’ life. SS allegedly confessed to gay pals that HC was formidable in the boudoir. No wonder SS is still carrying a torch for HC.

Curiously, SS is now eyeing a role previously identified with PS. A professional and romantic rivalry gone berserk?

Newfound relatives

Concerned Colleagues were aghast when so-called “relatives” of Suffering Performer came out of the wood work, “concerned” about SP’s condition. Apparently, the newfound relatives got wind of industry friends helping SP financially.

“They wanted to cash in,” a source quipped. “Where were they when SP really needed them?”

Missy’s new ride

Controversial Starlet has been spotted riding an expensive car around town. She even posted pics of her new wheels online.

According to scuttlebutt, the luxury vehicle, which cost millions, was a gift from CS’ new beau, Popular Actor.

Is this true love or the latest promo slant for the two stars?

Or perhaps the car is really the product of CS’ own blood, sweat and tears?

Pia’s a mom!

TV host Pia Guiano gave birth to her first baby, Scarlet Jenine, via Cesarian Section at 12:55 a.m. on Thursday. The baby weighed 7.8 pounds and was 20 inches long, the new mom posted on her Twitter account. “Thank you Lord for the wonderful gift in our lives,” she added. Pia married businessman Steve Mago in December 2011.

Top of Bandera

EUGENE Domingo

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Pinanindigan na ang pagiging bomba stars; Boobs ni Eugene nagmumura, bukol ni Ogie pinalakpakan (Dirty, dirty minds.)

Dahil sa sobra-sobrang pagtulong sa mahihirap; Pacman, Jinkee nagkaroon ng matinding away sa pera? (Fighting about helping?)

Derek ayaw patulan ang hamon at mga kadramahan ni Angelica (Good call.)

Baka mahawa sa kanegahan, ABS-CBN pinagbantaan; Cristine binalasubas ng fans ni Gerald, malas at may sumpa raw (No way this can be good.)

Anong masasabi mo ngayon, Angelica Panganiban? John Lloyd umamin, naging kabit noon (Kissing and telling is not cool.)

Bea Alonzo humingi ng diamond na hikaw kay Lloydie (This is even less cool.)

OK lang kay John Lloyd ang magpakita ng pwet (Then start your squats now.)

Maglupasay man si Iwa, hinding hindi papatulan ni Jodi. (Good girl, Jodi.)

Goma na-shock sa mga batang babaeng maiikli ang shorts (Kami rin!)

Hindi raw doktor ang ama ng kanyang baby; Angelica Jones nabuntis lang daw ng kainuman? (Can’t drink with a doc?)

Ate Gay mas magaling magpatawa kay Vice (A matter of opinion.)

Si Cristine Reyes na raw ang bagong lulunok ng bato ni Narda; Angel tsinugi sa Darna ng ABS dahil sa taba (Angel did Darna for GMA. She should let Cristine have a crack at it.)

Shaina naging boba sa pagpili ng mga dyowa; ‘Sana maging wais na ako ngayon!’ (True.)

Ngayong susugalan na siya ng GMA 7 bilang bida; Mikael Daez: Ayoko nang maghubad! (Good for you.)

Kaya pinagbawalan nang magpa-sexy ni Pampi; Iwa nagmumura ang mga pata. (It’s Cussing Body Parts Week!)

‘Walang class si Iwa, masyadong palengkera!’ (Whatever floats his boat…)

Sey ni Julia Montes: Kahit sinong lalaki pwede na! (Scary.)

Lloydie lalayasan ang dyowa ‘pag hindi na masaya (Good to know he’s not the marrying type.)

Siya na lang ang balahurain, siraan at husgahan; Vice: ’Wag naman ang boyfriend ko! (Must be love.)

Gusto raw siyang makita at makausap nang personal; Pacman type na type ni Harry Potter (Type ng maraming tao si Pacman, ’di ba?)

‘Hindi ko lang matanggap na hindi ako umubra sa kanya!’ Aga umamin, pinagnasaan din si Regine (You weren’t her type, clearly. Get over yourself.)

Kaya raw nanggagalaiti ngayon sa galit si Geneva Cruz; Paco pasarap sa US, pero iresponsableng ama raw (We don’t know the half of it. There could be a lot more to that.)

Grabe talagang matuwa ang sister ni P-Noy; Kris binigyan ng bahay si Angeline Quinto (Wow. That’s how she gets to have so many BFFs?)