How gay star spoils BF’s whole gang

LOVI Poe and Benjamin Alves have some steamy scenes in “Guni-Guni,” now in theaters. She is said to have complained about them.

Seems Gay Celebrity’s all-time favorite movie is “All Mine to Give.” GC not only treats Hunky Beau and company to out-of-town trips (with free board and food in a resort); he also regularly throws parties for the guys.

A mole says GC often books the country club in the village where HB lives for all-you-can-eat-and-drink overnighters.

HB’s macho friends have overcome their homophobia and are only too happy to go along for the ride. Plus freebies in gift bags.

Is it true that HB’s elders and so-called mentors tolerate the setup because they get the same perks?

Delirious drunk

Television Personality loves to troll bars and clubs for cute boys. TP doesn’t discriminate, either; she had a fling with the best friend of an ex-boyfriend.

RICHARD Yap and Jodi Sta. Maria in “Be Careful with My Heart,” a big Kapamilya hit.

TP has gone a step further. On many occasions, she was supposedly too soused to tell if a man is straight or gay.

Not infrequently, TP ends up bringing home closet cases. A spy insists that her current beau is a flaming you-know-what.

Is TP’s Controversial Dad aware of his grown child’s indiscretions?

Sugar town

Fading Diva has a way of putting down competitors without sounding like a raving witch.

FD once casually quipped that Popular Rival was “aggressive” when they were younger. Turned out, FD was more sexually rabid than PR.

FD is supposedly insatiable you-know-where. Unfortunately, she isn’t getting any younger and has had to venture into Cougar Town and Sugar Mommy City. That is, she has to shower the younger hunks she dates with lavish gifts.

Blind fury

Insiders have a theory on why Scandalous Celebrity has become a loose cannon. SC’s Savvy Nemesis knew the right buttons to push.

At a show biz gathering, SC wanted Influential Personality to snub SN. SC was feeling possessive, that’s why. SC’s plan backfired.

GERALD Anderson and Sarah Geronimo: Mom is not impressed.

SN showed up escorted by IP. No big surprise, since SN and IP have been longtime friends—

way before SC entered the picture.

SC was left seething in one corner. No wonder SC soon went ballistic.

Constant companion

A source insists that Former Cutie has become the constant companion of Inspiring Leader.

Nothing the matter with that, except that inquiring minds can’t help but wonder: Does FC have to accompany IL everywhere?

Then again, is it a sin for IL to have a handsome consort?

Top of Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Bukod sa matinding gamutan sa ibang bansa; cancer ni Zsa Zsa gagamutin ng matinding dasal. (Everyone’s so upbeat, it’s infectious—the mood, not the illness.)

Janice ayaw tulungan si Aga sa pangangampanya sa 2013 elections (Let’s not lay this on her.)

Kapag hindi nag-No. 1 ang MMFF entry nina Vic at Bong;

Juday: Nakakatakoot! Baka sabihin nila ako ang salot! (Pressure ba?)

Ipagdasal daw ng mga Pinoy na makuha ang tropeo; Ate Guy susugod sa Venice, lalaban sa pagka-best actress (And why not!)

Charice plastic, staff ng  ‘X Factor’ bwisit na bwisit na (Until we witness this, we’re giving her the benefit of the doubt. Fair enough?)

Bea nakipaghalikan kay Ronaldo Valdez, muntik atakihin sa puso (Yowza! Who almost did?)

Aljur natakot sa press, nagtatakbo palabas ng Broadway [studio]. (Were they wielding guns or tape recorders?)

Totoo nga bang ayaw siyang tulungan ng  NBI? Katrina ayaw sumuko, ididiin si Hayden sa Supreme Court (Sige lang, Ate!)

Benjie Paras istrikto at ‘kuripot’ na tatay, luho ng mga anak ayaw ibigay (Shouldn’t we be lauding him?)

Matagal na raw nilang gustong sundan si Julianna, pero… Lucy ayaw pa ring mabuntis, Goma isasagad pa ang lakas (You could adopt, you know?)

Dawn hindi napilit makipaghalikan kay Richard. (It’s just a job, guys. Uh, isn’t it?)

Nanay ni Sarah sobra-sobra ang pangmamaliit kay Gerald. (Gerald is a modern hero—he’s proven this during two calamities in the metro. Obviously, this is not good enough for the mom.)

Kahit anak ng politiko ang type ni Mommy Divine; Sarah, Gerald tuloy ang landian (So, no problem then.)

Anne Curtis naki-party nang walang panty (Was she otherwise fully clothed? Yes? Then let’s move on.)

Alagang-alaga si Kathryn Bernardo; Daniel manang-mana kay Robin pagdating sa babae (But they’re kids!)

Hindi totoong nagkita at nag-date sila ni Ruffa sa London; Derek may bago na ring dyowa, pero  “secret” daw. (Hello? He named her on TV—a  US Olympian.)

Lovi nagreklamo sa mahabang love scene nila ni Benjamin Alves (Did she now? What about Benjamin?)

Angelica, John Lloyd ‘kating-kati’ na sa kanilang relasyon (Scratch it!)

Hindi na siguro natatakot kay ex-congressman Ronald Singson; Jake, Lovi lantaran na ang tunay na relasyon (No need for any more drama.)

Maricel tinanggal sa indie movie dahil maraming arte (Define “arte.”)

Natatakot daw na mabuking ang kanyang mga lihim; Kris ilang beses nang inisnab ni Sarah, ayaw mag-guest sa ‘Kris TV’ (Can we blame the girl—seriously?)