Celeb scared to get sucked into another marital hellhole

Maricel Soriano (left) and Vice Ganda —BANDERA

If Pretty Hopeful (PH) is expecting to get hitched to Imposing Celebrity (IC) anytime soon, she may have to wait for a long time—or perhaps another lifetime!

The truth is, while IC doesn’t mind giving PH babies, he told Close Confidant (CC) that he was too traumatized by the scheming ways of his Manipulative Ex (ME) that he’d rather stay “single” than get sucked into another marital hellhole. Poor PH!

But given ME’s antics, it isn’t hard to commiserate with IC.

INQTOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

• Maricel Soriano inaming si Vice Ganda ang pinakamalakas niyang nasampal: Dumugo eh (Not a lot of her “victims” recall their ear-ringing experiences with “fondness.”)

• Cassy Legaspi sa relasyon nila ni Kyline Alcantara matapos mag-unfollow sa isa’t isa sa Instagram: ‘I think, civil po’ (Hmm. We think this “relationship” doesn’t sound promising.)

• MTRCB nagbabala sa publiko matapos mag-viral ang paglafang ni Vice Ganda: ‘Mag-ingat sa mga fake news!’ (Of the many issues thrown its way, this is the one the MTRCB pays attention to? Hello?)

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• Herlene Budol tanggap na ang katotohanang produkto siya ng ‘gin-bilog’ hindi ng love-making: ‘Nabuo lang ako dahil sa alak’ (Hic. No comment. Hic.)

Sharon Cuneta (left) and Gabby Concepcion —SHARON CUNETA
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• Sharon-Gabby binalak magkaroon ng 8 anak (Perhaps in a parallel universe.)

• Raquel Pempengco kay Jake Zyrus: Kahit gaano katagal siyang hindi mag-reach out sa amin, family pa rin siya (Time heals all wounds.)

• Richard Gutierrez, Sarah Lahbati trending sa socmed, true bang hiwalay na? (Time will tell.)

• Pagtawag kay Ricci Rivero ng ‘user,’ ‘namera,’ ‘may sugar GF’ at ‘cheater,’ inalmahan ng ama; may patutsada na naman kay Andrea Brillantes? (These two are still at it? Ho-hum.)