Only sale items for exec’s new GF

NO KISSING for Richard Gomez and Dawn Zulueta? His wife Lucy says it’s OK

Top exec hasn’t changed a bit; he’s as stingy as he is wealthy.

TE treated Young Sweetheart to a junket abroad. Their first stop was a classy mall. Unknown to them, a sales personnel in a chic boutique was from the Philippines.

The Pinoy sales clerk overheard TE inquiring about an expensive luxury item for YS, who was naturally thrilled.

But seeing the price tag, TE backtracked and told YS: “Let’s go to the discount section.”

Only the bargain bin for sugar daddy’s YS!

Sharing with friends

Scandalous Star always had the nasty habit of “sharing” boyfriends with gay pals.

SS once “dated” Aging Lothario, who also counted Gay Personality as client.

These days, SS is eyeing Hunky Actor, new lover of another Gay Friend.

No problem catching hand-me-downs from gay pals?

Gag order

Handsome Hunk is involved with Pretty Starlet. In interviews, however, HH refuses to talk about PS—as instructed by Gay Handler.

Turns out, HH is the new apple of Influential Benefactor’s eye. But wait, IB is also dating HH’s Stud Costar.

Looks like it’s IB who stops HH and SC from chatting about their girlfriends in public!

Make-believe breakup

Talk about separation anxiety: Observers suspect that Hunky Actor and Lady Love are not really separated.

During an out-of-town trip, HA was seen talking lengthily on his cell phone. Asked who was on the other end of the line, HA’s reply was, “My mom.”

Witnesses insist it’s LL.

Banned

Controversial Celebrity made a boo-boo in public, disparaging a certain influential sector of society.

As a result, several talented artists erased CC’s number from their directories.

CC wanted to attend a splashy event in high style and contacted old friends who suddenly became unavailable.

They simply refused to have anything to do with CC, who was thus deprived of a freebie.

$5M in unpaid taxes

CHICAGO—R&B star R. Kelly, who last year saw his suburban Chicago mansion fall into foreclosure, now has the Internal Revenue Service at his door.

The Chicago Sun-Times reports documents held by the Cook County Recorder of Deeds show the recording artist owes the IRS nearly $5 million in unpaid taxes.

The Grammy-winning singer was acquitted on child pornography charges in 2008. AP

Top of Bandera

Top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Dahil nagbago na nga ng pananampalataya, Pacquiao, Dionisia magkaiba na nga ng style ng pagdarasal (Wala ’yan sa style.)

Kahit natalo raw siya ni Bradley sa boksing; Pacman: Panalo pa rin ako dahil nandiyan si Jinkee! (Ayan. Para ’di na magalit si Jinkee.)

Hindi pa raw nakuntento sa kayamanan nila ni Pacman; “Si Jinkee Pacquiao, TV host na? Ha-hahahaha!”  (Uhm… please leave TV hosting to the professionals.)

Sarah buking ang pagtataksil ni Gerald (Hindi pa sila mag-on, nagtaksil na?)

Kung totoong naghiwalay na sila ni Gerald; Sarah malas talaga sa mga lalaki, may sumpa (E hindi nga raw sila together, ’di ba? Anlabo!)

JODI Sta. Maria

Jodi tantanan mo na raw sana sila ni Pampi Lacson; Iwa: Hindi ako kabit! Siya ang ahas! (Nakup.)

‘Panlalalaki’ raw ni Jodi noon pa buking ni Pampi Lacson (We sort of heard different.)

Natatakot mabunyag ang mga kasinungalingan; Iwa hinamon si Jodi: Bakit ayaw mong lumaban? Takot? (Baka may class lang.)

Richard, Dawn bawal maghalikan sa teleserye (Hmm, bakit kaya?)

Lucy: OK lang na maghalikan sina Richard at Dawn (See? Trabaho lang.)

GMA pinagbawalan si Alden Richards na tumodo sa paghuhubad (For now?)

Sa balitang nagtatampo na sa kanya si Regine; Ogie: Promise ko, babawi ako sa kanya! (Welcome to wedded bliss.)

Derek iniligtas sa kahihiyan sina Angelica at John Lloyd (You really wonder why he’s so sure. Or… who didn’t get the memo ba?)

Angelica Panganiban: Walang basagan ng trip, OK? (’Di rin namin ito trip.)

Nag-promise daw kasi sa kanyang tatay at lola, Carla Abellana ayaw maghubad sa magazine, pero OK sa laplapan (Thin line. Very thin.)

Sam Milby inaatake na sa nerbyos dahil kay Juday. (Welcome back; you deserve it.)

Kris, James Yap, ‘nag-date’ daw sa Amerika (Here we go again…)

Kaya daw biglang pinatay sa “Walang Hanggan,” Rita Avila may malalang sakit? (We used to think that if a character in a series was killed off, the actor asked for a raise.)

DJ Mo umepal na naman, pero supalpal kina Aubrey at Troy (Good. Some people need to shut up, or be shut up.)

Tinanggihan daw ang proyektong pagsasamahan nila ni Uge; Joey de Leon ayaw nang gumawa ng pelikula (She’s way funnier.)

Sey ni KC, ang sarap uling kiligin sa lalaki! (Totoo na ’yan ha? Totoong kilig, we mean.)

SLATER Young

KC: Takot pa rin akong magka-boyfriend ulit! (So, kilig na lang muna?)

Slater Young nilalandi ng mga babae (Guwapo siguro.)

Huwag na raw siyang kulitin tungkol kay Pauleen; Vic: Hindi naman makatutulong sa ekonomiya ng Pilipinas ang love life ko! (It sells tabloids, Bossing.)

Maxene malas sa lalaki; “Matutuwa naman si daddy sa ’kin!” (He’s resting in peace.)

Vice, Vhong nagkapikunan, nagsigawan (Apologies are just around the corner, you’ll see.)

Aiza Seguerra naiirita pag sinasabing ‘uma-Aiza’ si Charice. (Nakakapikon nga. Being a lesbian is not news. Next!)

Hindi pa raw sanay magpatulo ng luha; Isabelle Daza mas type masampal kaysa umiyak (Right; they don’t always go together.)

Kaya raw agad pinagpalit ng damit ni Willie Revillame, ‘laylay’ na ang boobs ni Rufa Mae nag-hello. (There are body parts that should never ever greet a television audience.)