Veteran avoids star wars

Sen. Pia Cayetano

Controversial Celebrity invited Veteran Personality to join a new project. They go a long way back, but VP turned down the offer. CC is quarreling with someone close to VP, Senior Artist. VP didn’t want to get sucked into the fray.

CC should’ve known better than to ask. It wasn’t the first time that VP broke CC’s heart.

Friend or foe?

Pretty Starlet wants to quit her latest show. PS is having a hard time with the program’s Big Star. PS and BS have never seen eye to eye, and it seems the problem isn’t going to resolve itself anytime soon.

PS complains that BS is sometimes nice to her but, at other times, ignores her completely! She wonders: Is BS a friend or a foe? Or just bipolar?

A nose for surgery

There’s something new on the face of Handsome Hunk.

Richard Gutierrez

Seems HH’s nose has had a little nip and tuck. Could the plastic surgery have been the influence of his Lovely Sweetheart?

LS has also had a nose job, as can be gleaned from her old photographs. Now, HH and LS have matching pert noses!

Bash for cash

There has been incessant talk that Scandalous Personality can be a mean drunk.

SP isn’t just verbally abusive; he beats up underlings when under the influence of alcohol.

So why have no complaints been filed with the police? Apparently SP shuts up victims with cash! Some employees have gotten used to being battered in exchange for money.

Jericho Rosales

Inseparable

Guess which couple best fits that tune popularized by Natalie Cole?

Although Seasoned Charmer and Young Colleague have neither confirmed nor denied their alleged romance, there have been numerous sightings of them together.

On a recent trip abroad, they were inseparable—eating and hanging out together. Apparently, they felt comfortable, thinking they were far removed from the public gaze.

They were wrong.