Dynamic duo’s abusive deeds get exposed

Delirious Lackey once gossiped about a senior colleague, Superior Benefactor, with the Powers That Be.

DL made sure SB would look bad. DL insisted that SB had “abused” certain perks and privileges.

Karma, however, retaliated in a jiffy.

DL is now being accused of the same “crimes” hurled against SB.

As Alanis would say: Isn’t it ironic, don’tcha think?

As bonus, DL’s cohort, Scandalous Accomplice also got caught in a bind.

When it rains, it pours!

Walk of shame

Well, SA got entangled in a similar controversy.

SA allegedly went on a lavish spending spree during trips abroad. The bill amounted to thousands of dollars.

Alas, SA couldn’t come up with a valid explanation for the seemingly unnecessary expenses.

No wonder SA had too slink silently into the night. It was a walk of shame, if ever there was one.

Mum’s not the word

While we’re on the subject of appalling behavior.

An insider got turned off with Maverick Entrepreneur.

Several personalities rushed to aid a colleague who was in dire straits.

While the other celebs chose to keep a low profile, ME vociferously bragged about the good deed in public.

Funny thing was, ME contributed a measly amount, compared to the others who kept mum about the charitable work.

Tsk. Tsk.

Boy for hire

Who knew that Vibrant Artiste leads a double life?

VA moonlights as a boy-toy for hire.

VA, who was once the kept lover of Excitable Dilettante, has gone freelance.

VA’s asking price is purportedly in the five digits.

Let us be clear: It’s VA’s talent fee, not his vital stats.

Ouch!

No hanky-panky

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Intrigue-mongers claim that Pretty Lass has found a lucrative sideline.

PL allegedly offers her services to lonely rich moguls. PL would act as companion for these wealthy gents if the price is right.

PL would go out on “dates” for a fee, but there is strictly no hanky-panky involved.

They can party all night—in public, not in the boudoir.

PL, who comes from a prominent clan, is not that kind of girl.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Maine Mendoza

Maine Mendoza at Arjo Atayde nag-date daw sa Bali, Indonesia; sigaw ng AlDub fans, “fake news” na naman! (Wow! Na-fact check nila.)

Nadine Lustre (left) and James Reid

Kalat na: Nadine Lustre, James Reid dinedma ang fan na gustong magpa-picture habang nasa beach. (Lumabas na ang natural.)

Julia Barretto

Basher basag na basag kay Julia Barretto: Galit ka ba dahil ako ang may-ari ng puso ni Joshua Garcia? (As they say, eat your heart out.)

Sey mo Sunshine Cruz… Cesar Montano may 3 anak na raw sa bagong girlfriend. (Ang bilis naman…)

Elmo Magalona at Janella Salvador (ElNella) nag-duet sa Canada concert, pero wala nang kilig. (As expected.)

Xander Ford paikot-ikot na lang sa mall; bumalik na ang dating itsura. (So anong itsura?)

Account specialist daw ang bagong dyowa ni Paolo Ballesteros! (Congrats!)

Jolo Revilla nag-emote sa New York, pinayuhang balikan si Jodi Sta. Maria. (Move on ka na.)

Ryan Agoncillo balik-“Eat Bulaga,” sumabak agad sa Sugod Bahay. (Welcome back!)

Lubluban ng mukha sa aquarium nina Gelli de Belen at Valerie Concepcion winner. (Wet and wild!)