Boisterous celeb makes noise to upstage rivals’ projects

Turned out the timing of Boisterous Celebrity’s shenanigans wasn’t accidental at all.

Those high-jinks are carefully and thoughtfully planned to coincide, and upstage, the projects of perceived competitors, particularly Magnanimous Sweetheart.

Just as MS was planning a sensational shindig, BC suddenly got entangled in a massive mess. Such serendipitous scandals didn’t escape the eagle eyes of another rival, Dazzling Maverick.

They used to be chummy, so DM was fully aware of the sinister schemes of BC’s minions. It’s because BC’s camp also mounted a hellish hullabaloo at the same time as an important milestone in DM’s life.

BC is incorrigible.

Battle of the belles

Vivacious Kewpie has a rather unsavory reputation in the biz.

Insiders complain that VK is a pain to work with. Alas, VK should shape up, pronto.

VK is slated to work with Raucous Outsider, who is infamous for being brutally frank.

Let’s just say RO won’t suffer fools gladly.

VK has finally met a worthy opponent.

Not a dainty doormat

As Maleficent would say: Well, well …

Who knew Charming Maven wasn’t so meek and dainty, after all. People thought CM was a doormat and would acquiesce to Yummy Jock’s every demand.

Fat chance. CM is as willful as YJ’s former amore, Cantankerous Banshee.

Formidable, fearless femmes tend to gravitate toward YJ. It must be fate.

Indiscreet

Guess who has been spreading the rumor about Delirious Jezebel’s sketchy romantic life? Surprise, surprise, it’s DJ who has been blabbing about being the lover of married performer, Scintillating Beau.

DJ couldn’t help bragging about the supposed illicit affair to anyone who cared to listen. Even those who were not interested would be given a blow-by-blow account by DJ!

Perhaps DJ should work as SB’s publicist, instead.

Unholy terror

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Demanding Entertainer hasn’t changed one bit.

Production staffers actually turn down projects that involve DE, who is notorious for being a holy terror.

They would rather remain jobless than get stuck in such a stressful work environment.

In a time of skyrocketing fuel prices and rampaging inflation, giving up a gig is a huge sacrifice. DE must be that horrendous.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Bakit mas pinili ni Coco Martin na walang ka-date sa 2018 ABS-CBN Ball? (Less stress?)

Yassi Pressman

Basketball player na nanliligaw daw kay Yassi Pressman pinagseselosan ni Coco? (Why naman?)

Coco Martin (left) and Julia Montes

Coco at Julia Montes perfect sa remake ng “Batang Quiapo.” (Let’s ask for Maricel Soriano’s take on this.)

Sharon Cuneta tatakbong mayor ng Pasay? (Ang kulit. Si brother Chet Cuneta nga!)

Kalat na: Bagong proyekto nina Janella Salvador at Elmo Magalona haharangin ni Jenine Desiderio. (Mommy knows best?)

Janella Salvador (left) and Elmo Magalona

Elmo, Janella hiwalay na, Jenine tagumpay! (Take a bow, mamshie.)

Pia Magalona dedma lang sa isyu ng anak at ni Janella! (Silence of the lambs.)

Jake Zyrus sa pagsikat ni Charice: “‘Yun ang pinakamahirap sa pinagdaanan ko!”  (Moving on.)

Birit kung birit: Regine Velasquez sinulit ang huling talent fee sa GMA 7. (Bongga!)

Vilma Santos sa pagpasok ni Luis Manzano sa pulitika: Handa ka na bang isakripisyo ang income mo sa show biz? (Korek!)

Matteo Guidicelli kay Sarah Geronimo: “You’re the most beautiful woman at the ball.” (Uuyyy!)

“Crime of Passion” isa sa mga anggulo sa panloloko kay Kris Aquino, male star nadamay. (Hay naku.)

Marian Rivera

Marian Rivera matakaw na buntis, naglilihi sa kamias. (Kamias, Quezon City!)

Erik Matti nag-resign bilang direktor ng “Darna,” script pinakialaman daw! (Ganern.)