Charming gent’s minions poison mind of enemy’s pet

This is how Charming Gent gets even. CG can’t hit Cantankerous Superior directly. So CG usually assigns cohorts to do the nasty job.

It’s because CG doesn’t want to be perceived as the villain in this decades-old narrative.

Now, CG’s camp is allegedly luring Coquettish Kewpie into this unending skirmish with CS. Rumor has it that CG’s minions are poisoning the mind of CK against CS. In the end, it’s really up to CK.

Will CK believe this dubious version of ancient history? Or will CK let common sense prevail and not get swayed by the sweet but empty words?

Best production design

And the award for best production designer goes to…

At a recent gathering, Bodacious Celebrity wanted to make a big splash to impress the guests.

Unfortunately, organizers had very little budget to go around. With dispatch, BC asked underlings to buy flowers and party trinkets to spruce up the venue.

Of course, BC was forced to shell out moolah for the last-minute decor improvements because the hosts were unwilling to do so.

Party animal

Speaking of party poopers.

Rakish Jock is quite notorious for painting the town red, white and blue until the wee hours.

And we thought RJ has a shaky health condition. As a newbie, RJ had gained not a few sympathizers for this supposed vulnerability. But now that stardom is within reach, RJ is partying nonstop.

All that boozing and womanizing will surely take a toll on RJ’s well-being sooner or later.

Doomed union

Fans have been wondering why Ravishing Doll’s marriage with Vexatious Egotist hit the skids. It was supposed to be a picture-perfect union.

The public, however, wasn’t aware that VE was constantly insecure—jealous of RD’s fame. RD even shied away from the limelight and relocated far away from prying eyes, but still VE remained antsy.

Well, VE strayed and found comfort in another partner. RD gave it the “old college try,” but VE was incorrigible.

Crabby mentality

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Who knew arrogance can be contagious? Gorgeous Juvenile used to be simple and self-effacing. After meeting Beautiful Jezebel, GJ’s personality changed overnight.

From being humble and obedient, GJ has become moody and crabby. Aloof GJ no longer hangs out with lowly crew members, too.

GJ has undoubtedly improved as a performer. Alas, GJ’s attitude has deteriorated and insiders blame BJ as the culprit.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Mister ni Anne Curtis na si Erwan (Heussaff) binayaran ng malaking talent fee para sa “Buhay Carinderia”’ project? (Question mark or exclamation point?)

Erwan Heussaff (left) and Anne Curtis

Sharon Cuneta sa kampo ni Gabby Concepcion: “Hindi ko sila kailangan! Pinaglalaruan nila ako!” (Moving on.)

Sharon Cuneta

Alex Gonzaga na-bash dahil sa Instagram post na “Japan, Japan sagot sa kahirapan!” (Foot-in-mouth disease?)

Vice Ganda sa pagpapasaya sa noontime show: “Alam ko na ang tunay na misyon ko sa buhay!” (Huh?)

Gabbi Garcia-Ruru Madrid loveteam tuluyan nang binuwag ng GMA 7. (Ho-hum.)

Janella Salvador nawala ang pagkasosyal; Jameson Blake bagong “rom-com prince.” (Look na lang sa sky.)

Tito Sotto goodbye na sa “Eat Bulaga!”: “Mag-uusap kami nina Vic (Sotto) at Joey (de Leon)!” (Babu!)

Agot Isidro binantaan ng bashers: “Huwag na huwag kang tatakbong senador.” (’Di president na lang?)

Agot Isidro

Ellen Adarna at John Lloyd Cruz nanghihingi ng privacy pero pakalat-kalat naman kung saan-saan! (Bull’s-eye.)