Giddy celeb frolics with secret lover in paradise

Talk about living the luxe life.

Tongues are going on hyperdrive. Gaudy Rascal was spotted frolicking in paradise with Secret Lover.

Well, GR wanted to get away from it all—especially from the prying eyes of rumormongers.

GR wasn’t exactly successful because word still spread about the scorching summer escapade.

But will GR’s Avaricious Relatives raise hell about this titillating tryst?

Uh-oh.

Sabotage

Could it be that Luminous Stunner was sabotaged, so that rival, Gorgeous Celeb, would shine all the more?

LS was dealt a bum card—a seemingly insurmountable challenge that no one in that bunch could easily pull off.

LS was honest enough to throw in the towel Asap. But then again, such refreshing candor was taken against LS.

Tsk. Tsk.

Careful, careful

Perhaps Seasoned Maven’s companions should be extra mindful whenever they step out in public.

SM apparently had a little mishap in the middle of a splashy event recently. According to a witness, SM stumbled and fell hard on the floor. Thing was, it wasn’t the first time!

Pals should really guard SM like a hawk.

After all, bones become quite brittle at a certain age, and SM is no spring chicken.

Derring-do

Here’s a shocker.

Ostentatious Starlet’s chutzpah knows no bounds.

Even before the dust could settle, OS started a campaign to claim a bountiful share of the loot from Magnanimous Donor.

OS feels this small piece of fortune is well-earned. After all, OS was MD’s pet.

Alas, OS didn’t wait for MD’s minions to make the first move. No wonder they got turned off by OS’ derring-do.

Taking sides

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Macho Beau feels like a social pariah. Supposedly close friends started distancing themselves from MB, as if they were afraid of catching some communicable disease.

Even former coworkers now avoid MB—yes, like the plague.

Is it because MB “inadvertently” started a word war with Pretty Pal and Kinetic Charmer?

Are colleagues taking sides in this ongoing battle royale?

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Sharon Cuneta: “Never kaming nag-away ni Kiko [Pangilinan] dahil sa babae!” (Hindi rin dahil sa lalake…for sure.)

Sharon Cuneta

Loisa Andalio wagi sa 2018 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. (Congruch.)

Ellen Adarna ikinahihiya nga ba ang anak kay John Lloyd Cruz? (Spare the baby.)

John Lloyd Cruz (left) and Ellen Adarna

True ba, John Lloyd at direk Cathy Molina nag-away dahil kay Ellen? (Moving on.)

Kris Bernal nilait ng bashers: Tuyot, parang nanganak na! (Harsh, man.)

Kris Aquino nakipagsanib-pwersa sa Cornerstone; gagawa uli ng pelikula sa Star Cinema? (Yawn.)

Liz Uy mas proud bilang ina kesa maging “kabit!” (Mind your words!)

“Sumpa” ng show biz walang epek kay Ejay Falcon! (Kalurkey.)

Ejay Falcon

Liza Diño walang balak mag-resign sa FDCP. (Ah, kasi si Ice Seguerra, nag-babu sa gobyerno. Took a while….)