Sketchy charmer can’t fool major star

Celebrated Star should tread very carefully since Maverick Aspirant is involved in latest venture. MA has a sketchy past when it comes to such high-octane enterprises.

For starters, MA managed to pull the wool over Pugnacious Mogul’s eyes. Quite an impressive feat, considering PM is a master of the game.

But then again, MA and PM had a “special” partnership that defied common business sense.

CS, however, is not the type who can be easily blinded by glitz and glitter.

In spite of their shared history, CS will surely be a tough nut to crack. MA really needs to work double-time—especially since those much-ballyhooed charms failed to work in the past.

Hell-raiser

There’s more to Betrayed Macho’s confounding behavior than meets the eye.

With just one shot, BM was able to hit two birds with one stone. Indeed, BM succeeded in destroying two enemies at once.

A mole alleged that BM had threatened to get even with Charming Cutie for hooking up with Former Flame. BM blamed CC for stealing FF’s affections!

As for FF? Well, BM has effectively shattered FF’s already tarnished reputation with only a mouthful of innuendoes as ammo. Hell hath no fury…

Scandal peddler

Seems Bodacious Celebrity has found a new calling—as professional rumormonger.

In order to ingratiate oneself with Top Execs and secure potential jobs, BC has resorted to badmouthing colleagues.

BC believes that the quickest way to get ahead is to feed the TEs with delectably salacious scandals.

BC, however, went too far, disparaging an innocent victim, whose only sin is being related to Sworn Rival. Instead of impressing the TEs, CB’s muckraking backfired. TEs were turned off, big-time.

Miss-ion impossible

Studio staffers abhor working with Scintillating Luminary.

SL spent hours rehearsing a simple song for a recording session. SL kept vocalizing for hours, making everyone wait all throughout. Finally, SL approached the staffers who thought they could proceed with the much-delayed chore.

Alas, SL curtly told stunned assistants that it was an impossible undertaking. “Go look for another artist. The song doesn’t suit me,” SL remarked casually before walking out of the room. Poor gofers took a while before they could pick their jaws off the floor.

Starting early

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Handlers are going crazy, trying to fix promising discovery’s messy affairs. An insider related that Budding Charmer had just knocked up his much older lover. While the expectant mom is of age, BC is way too young.

BC’s guardians are now tripping all over themselves, making sure that the “situation” will be handled properly.

Meanwhile, BC’s career has been put on hold.

If you’re wondering why BC has vanished from the scene, it’s because management thinks it’s wise for the future dad to cool off for a while.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Sam Milby umamin: Si Yassi (Pressman) ang type ko! (Just in time for the promo blitz?)

Sam Milby (left) and Yassi Pressman

Paolo Ballesteros payag makasama sa pelikula si Vice Ganda, pero may sagabal… (Cynthia Luster?)

Kristoffer Martin kay Alden Richards: “Hoy, hindi ako bakla!” (“Kla, kla, kla, kla, kla…”)

James Reid laging nakatambay sa bar, walang ginawa kundi magwalwal. (Word of the day: Walwal.)

Maymay Entrata on Edward Barber: “Masaya ako dahil hanggang ngayon nandito pa rin siya sa tabi ko!” (Haba ng hair!)