LOOK: Kris Aquino won’t go out for coffee anymore (so forget about her helping you get those planner stickers)
Image: Instagram/@krisaquino
Kris Aquino went witty again on social media by jokingly asking an author of a funny post to have coffee with her.
It all started on Instagram, when she recently posted a hugot about friends who would use other friends to collect more Starbucks stickers. Once the minimum number of these stickers is earned, a customer can avail of the planner.
Aquino admitted that she has also once expected something special from a coffee invite: “Super relate because minsan umasa rin ako ng dahil sa Starbucks invitation.”
After “learning [her] lesson,” she bought three espresso makers, so she can just make her own coffee and prevent herself from having further expectations from coffee date invites. “I just ask Jack [Salvador, Aquino’s employee] or Jane [Villarino, her nanny] to please buy me Chai tea latte, soy, no foam… but my coffee, it’s personal,” Aquino explained.
She later added that she hopes no one would give her a lecture on an “unfaithful boyfriend,” as she joked about graduating summa cum laude from the course “How to get over an ex.”
Article continues after this advertisementAquino then ended her note by asking the creator of her shared post to have coffee with her. “After all, I’m nice in person,” she said.
Followers of the “Queen of All Media” could not help but laugh at her post, and how they find it so relatable.
Image: Screengrab from Instagram/@krisaquino
Image: Screengrab from Instagram/@krisaquino
Image: Screengrab from Instagram/@krisaquino
Image: Screengrab from Instagram/@krisaquino
Meanwhile, Aquino has also been known to clapback at bashers using her signature wit. A recent incident saw her offering one some halo-halo to cool off, after the basher left a nasty comment on Aquino’s post about her and son Bimby enjoying siopao in bed. JB
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