Heartthrob ignores cute lover’s ‘unholy’ past
Handsome Heartthrob has found love in Cute Charmer who can do no wrong in his eyes.
The idle chatter in the studio, however, is getting louder, and HH seems determined to ignore the naysayers.
Turned out CC once had an “unholy” relationship with Rich Benefactor. In this day and age, there is nothing shocking about the rumor.
Alas, CC’s former sponsor was supposedly a man of the cloth! Moreover, CC was once among the wards of Influential Gay.
Come to think of it, HH looks priestly and, well, pristine. Seems HH is exactly CC’s type!
Vanity pair
Hot Newbie is the latest apple of Vociferous Expert’s eye.
Well, this detestable duo makes the perfect pair. Both are vainglorious.
Staffers abhor working with VE, who is afflicted with delusions of grandeur. VE’s arrogance knows no bounds.
HN, on the other hand, is narcissism personified. According to a spy, HN struts around the campus like a peacock.
To think, HN isn’t that good-looking. Same with VE.
They’re a match made in Hades.
Time and tide
Look how the tides have turned.
Powerful Insiders once catered to Cantankerous Celebrity’s every whim. But then again, CC is no longer the flavor of the month.
PIs were quick to dump CC.
They’ve erased all evidence of CC in their lives. To top it off, CC’s dirty linen is now being washed in public. CC’s unprofessionalism and vindictive ways have been exposed.
If all these venomous tirades sound familiar, it’s because these are the same misdeeds that were thrown at CC’s rivals in the past.
File under B for Boomerang!
Rude upstarts
It’s true that youth is wasted on the young.
Respected Veteran had an unfortunate encounter with Scandalous Upstart.
During a road trip, RV felt a tad queasy. A witness claims that SU, who was accompanied by Ambitious Sweetheart, made fun of RV’s woes. SU and AS snickered behind RV’s back.
Well, SU and AS have since parted ways and their individual careers have gone pfft, too.
Karma Martin came knocking on their door.
Reluctant vixen
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Other nymphets would’ve sold their mothers for this much-coveted role. Controversial Starlet, though, bravely nixed the tempting offer to portray an iconic vixen.
What gives? CS apparently wants to shrug off the negative persona that enemies have painted as a result of the incessant intrigues that are constantly being heaped on her.
CS wants to turn a new leaf.
CS’ image makeover is supposedly for the sake of loved ones who have been unwittingly caught in the crossfire.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Aiza Seguerra pinaplano na ring palitan ang pangalan; bukas din sa sex change! (Why not, Choc-Nut?)
Nadine Lustre nahawa na raw kay James Reid, adik na rin sa party-party. (Define adik. Ayaw ni Du30 Harry n’yan!)
James Reid and Nadine Lustre
Babala kay Erich Gonzales: Huwag magpabiktima kay billboard guy! (Billboard should come with a caveat.)
Luis Manzano on playing Captain Barbell: “’Di naman ako big star!” (Refreshing candor.)
Romnick Sarmenta ayaw matali sa teleserye: “Gusto ko kasing makitang lumalaki ang mga anak ko!” (Good reason.)
John Wayne Sace on being a drug user: “Halos lahat ng uri ng droga natikman ko…pero malinis na ako ngayon!”
(Keep it up!)
Maine Mendoza, 2 taon na sa show biz. (How time flies.)
Maine Mendoza
Aljur Abrenica nag-audition sa bagong show ng Kapamilya. (And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.)
Aljur Abrenica
