Heartthrob blabs about playboy pal’s indiscretions

Who knew Cute Heartthrob has the makings of a chismis columnist?

CH can’t help blabbing about good friend, Notorious Playboy.

CH has known NP for ages. Turns out NP has been confiding in CH about Lovely Companion.

CH suspects NP is merely “using” LC for the media mileage.

According to CH, NP insists that LC isn’t the type of gal that a guy should take to the altar.

NP looks down on LC, too. “NP thinks LC is a cheap flirt,” CH quipped.

Well, NP is hardly a prized catch, either.

NP is flighty and flaky and isn’t as fearless and focused as LC.

Opposites attract

No wonder Glamorous Celebrity clicked with longtime love, Seasoned Idol.

GC and SI almost parted ways in the past, but good sense prevailed in the end. Actually, GC was the one who should get a medal for preserving the beleaguered union.

A mole claims that, while GC is mature and rational, SI is the complete opposite.
SI can be an insecure braggart.

A deadly combination for sure, but GC’s level-headedness never fails to neutralize SI’s foibles.

Fool for love

Seems Flamboyant Insider hasn’t learned the meaning of discretion yet.
FI had already gotten in trouble in the past because of certain dangerous liaisons with very young lovers.
Still, FI remains incorrigible.
According to a spy, FI frequently fools around with ravenous teeners.
As expected, Longsuffering Kin is always ready to bail FI out of every mess. Thing is, LK is also prodigious and prolific when it comes to affairs of the heart.
As they say, the star apple doesn’t fall far from the kaimito tree.

D for desperate

The whispers are getting louder.

Concert producers are now hesitant to hire Troubled Entertainer. When it comes to live singing, TE can be unreliable (and unbearable).

TE can no longer hit the high notes and tries to compensate by ad-libbing non-stop.

Alas, old fans are frequently turned off because TE looks and sounds desperate onstage.

Uh-oh.

Love child

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Scandalous Celebrity is still at it. SC, who is related to Popular Starlet, doesn’t want neighbors to know the real identity of a certain child in their household.

Thing is, SC often brings along Poor Kid to numerous events—even affairs that feature PS.

Snoops got curious, of course, and asked about PK.

No, PK is not PS’ love child. Seems PK is the fruit of SC’s indiscretion with a certain Powerful Personality.

Case closed.

Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Mars Ravelo’s son Rex on what kind of actress must play Darna: “Darna is a kind and strong woman.” (But who should play her?)

Rex on his plans of building a museum for his father’s works: “We want it to become the home of komiks, past and future.” (Good luck!)

Vina Morales

Vina Morales on her toned physique: “Muscle is sexy to me!” (Different strokes for different folks.)

Vina’s advice on getting fit: “You can start it slowly, but you have to start it now.” (In short, don’t procrastinate.)

Jericho Rosales

Jericho Rosales on coping with his father’s recent death: “There’s no perfect way for getting over something. You just try to do it and become a better person.” (Amen.)

Jericho on how he paid tribute to his father: “May nakita akong picture niya sa San Juanico Bridge. I don’t know how to get there by bike, and how long it would take. I just said I would do it and replicate that photograph. It’s meaningful because it’s like retracing my father’s path.” (In the name of the father ang drama!)

Ai-Ai de las Alas on helping fund the construction of a church in Quezon City: “’Yung iba kasi kapag nagsisimba, nababasa ng ulan. Kawawa naman. So mas maganda na mas malaki ’yung simbahan, para maraming ma-accommodate na tao.” (The comedienne turns serious.)

Ken Chan on his Holy Week tradition: “We cook something sticky, so the family will stick together!” (Isn’t this tradition for the New Year, too?)

Dina Bonnevie

Dina Bonnevie, on acting with Gina Alajar, 28 years after Lino Brocka’s “Orapronobis” was release
d: “’Di ko na kailangang malaman ’yung [story]. Basta si Gina ang kasama, go! Tatanggapin ko. I have been wanting to work with her.” (Brocka babies reunited.)

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