Perky starlet eyes rich colleague’s scion

Although a newbie in the biz, Perky Starlet has mastered the game quickly.

PS certainly knows the right person to latch onto in this fickle business of show.

PS seems unperturbed at all, even though the supposed romance with Cute Partner is fizzling out.

It’s because PS has set her sights on Non-showbiz Guy.

Actually, NG is related to PS’ Influential Colleague.

Talk about hitting two birds with one stone.

PS will be able to make CP jealous by flirting with NG and, at the same time, clinch job security by ingratiating oneself with the bosses.

After all, NG is pretty well-connected.

Smart cookie!

User-friendly

No wonder Fading Starlet never made it big in the biz.

Insiders complain that FS is only “nice” when she needs something from colleagues.

If FS is asking for a favor, she’ll be all over her friends—texting them nonstop.

But when FS has no use for pals, she turns into a hermit.

FS thinks nothing of snubbing coworkers’ text messages and calls. Curiously, these are the same people FS pesters when she is in dire need of assistance.

File under M: For Macintosh, user-friendly.

Caught in the act

Studio Insider was shocked to discover Cute Charmer’s hidden talent in the boudoir.

It was one of those heady parties where athletes and show biz celebrities were allowed to interact in the lavish home of wealthy gay.

SI made the mistake of following CC into one of the host’s bedrooms.

SI merely wanted to greet CC.

But SI got more than what he bargained for and caught CC in a rather compromising clinch with Hot Sportsman.

Kudos to CC’s wide-ranging appeal. ’Di lang pang pamilya, pang sports pa!

Curse of the brat

Feisty Personality is throwing a tantrum once again.

FP got wind of Graying Parent’s plan to have another child.

FP is quite understandably upset.

Another sibling would certainly change the equation, and FP wants to be the only “baby” of GP.

But then again, GP seems determined to raise another child and has looked into highly expensive medical procedures.

FP is livid, of course.

Deep, dark secret

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Perky Starlet has a deep, dark secret.

Don’t be shocked if PS now lives in a mansion, even though she’s a relative newcomer in the biz.

According to the grapevine, PS has a Wealthy Benefactor—make that, several Rich Sponsors.

Alas, it’s PS’ own Assertive Relative who has been pushing the poor girl into illicit affairs with men old enough to be her dad.

PS has no choice but to follow AR’s every instruction, because that’s the only way she can provide for her family.

Tsk. Tsk.

Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Yassi Pressman

Yassi Pressman on rumors that she’s being considered to play Darna: “Even if I don’t get to do it, kung isa ako sa iniisip nila …nakakatuwa pa rin.” (But who will play Ding? Onyok or Paquito? How about Awra?)

Bela Padilla on her rumored romance with Zanjoe Marudo: “Just friends.” (Friendzoned?)

Sofia Andres on rumored boyfriend Diego Loyzaga’s ill feelings toward his dad, Cesar Montano: “Andito ako to help him. I’m always ready to listen.” (Listen lang ha.)

Niño Muhlach on his son Alonzo: “I’m so proud of him kasi kahit nagwo-work siya, lagi siyang first honor.” (Wonder kid!)

Alonzo’s wish for his 7th birthday: “My wish is for everyone to be nice…and have a great family.” (Good boy!)

Siera Bearchell

Miss Canada Siera Bearchell on returning to the Philippines: “Everywhere I go I always share with others…how amazing the Philippines is…the people, the food, the sights!” (Miss Tourism.)

Kris Bernal

Kris Bernal on remaning a Kapuso: “Pinagdasal ko talaga. I’m happy. This where I grew up.” (Hmmm…)

Heart Evangelista

Heart Evangelista on her first baby: “I want a boy kasi isa lang sa family namin.” (Oh boy.)

Mark Herras on rumors that his girlfriend, Wyn Marquez, is pregnant: “Marami pang gustong gawin si Wyn. Gusto ko muna matupad ang dreams niya.” (OK, fine, whatever.)

Kim Domingo on her dream role: “Heavy drama…’yung inaapi ako—tipong Princess Sarah.” (Ho-hum.)

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