Battle of the bodacious beauties

Luis Manzano (left) and Jessy Mendiola

Stunning Charmer is not only alluring, she is also sweet and kind-hearted. But then again SC can also bare her claws to defend herself.

Well, SC needs to sharpen those talons because Popular Personality is waging a bloody war against her.

PP pretends to be amiable and gregarious—treating SC like a bosom buddy in front of other people. But the moment SC turns her back, PP spews out all sorts of venomous tirades.

Is PP insecure of SC?

Or is PP simply rude and ruthless?

Unknown to PP, SC is no doormat and can slug it out with the worst of ’em.

Bea Alonzo and Gerald Anderson

Desperate act

After playing hard to get, Desperate Celebrity is now experiencing the worst kind of remorse.

DC hemmed and hawed about accepting a certain offer. DC mistakenly thought faux reluctance would sweeten the deal.

Turned out, the Big Bosses had other plans. DC got wind of the fact that the BBs were considering another Potential Candidate.

DC went on a charm offensive.

But is it too little, too late?

Baby or bust

Vivacious Luminary is determined to have a child, pronto.

Problem is, nature is not cooperating.

Seems there is something the matter with VL’s internal mechanism.

Making matters worse, VL’s Prolific Sweetheart has had plenty of practice in the baby-making department. PS has practically built a cottage industry when it comes to procreation.

So the pressure is on.

Sadly, VL can’t ignore the loud ticking of the clock these days.

Hate tandem

That’s the opposite of love team. According to a mole, Gorgeous Star can’t stand Famous Partner.

On screen, GS and FP act all lovey-dovey. Off screen, however, GS and FP eschew each other like the plaque.

FP hates GS’ guts and the feeling is mutual.

Is it because FP knows that GS is not the least bit interested?

Is it because GS’ gender is suspect and those saccharine declarations of love are just for show?

Welcome to show business!

Not-so-golden oldie

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Glamorous Beauty is certainly no spring chicken.

Still, GB is defying the ravages of time with ferocity that can daunt the faint-hearted.

Whenever young wannabes call GB tita or ate as an expression of respect, the golden girl goes berserk.

GB will go out of her way to confront the erring teeners and straighten them out like a stern school principal. GB often lashes out: “Don’t call me tita or ate, we are not related. My first name would suffice.”

Feeling millennial much?

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Enchong Dee, Jessy Mendiola game na game sa halikan at love scene sa “Mano Po 7”; Luis Manzano nag-enjoy! (TMI! Too much intrigue-mongering, huh!)

Bea Alonzo on her rumored romance: “Hindi kami nagmamadali ni Gerald (Anderson)!” (No need to rush.)

Tuloy na ang “Destined to Be Yours” ng AlDub; sa Quezon ang taping. (Ang layo!)

Rosanna Roces and partner Blessy Arias namigay ng condom sa mga bisita sa kasal. (Safe sex as wedding giveaway.)

Vilma Santos sa mga bashers: “Matalino at responsable po si Luis!” (Mommy knows best.)

Apat na ka-loveteam ni Barbie Forteza sa “Meant to Be” dumaan sa madugong audition. (There will be blood?)

Vivian Velez asar-talo kay Leila de Lima. (’Tis the season of love and forgiveness.)

“Ikaw” ni Yeng Constantino waging most watched OPM video sa YouTube channel ng Star Music. (“Ikaw” na!)