Celeb’s face looks not-so-familiar

RYZZA Mae Dizon wants to meet a pop star.

Was Youthful Insider being snide or just plain clueless?

YI committed a monumental faux pas.

YI greeted Veteran Coworker, thus: “You look younger now more than ever!”

According to the Rushes mole, VC looked flabbergasted, unsure if it was a compliment or a rude joke.

It was an ill-timed remark because VC had just emerged from the plastic surgeon’s clinic. In fact, the stitches behind VC’s ears were still fresh.

Someone should tell VC to go easy on the cosmetic enhancements, though. Under harsh lighting, VC’s face looks lopsided.

VC’s battered face now looks unfamiliar.

Clandestine meetings

Is this what they call method acting?

Perhaps Gorgeous Hunk has immersed himself too deeply in the role. GH was cast as the gay lover of Playboy Costar who is notorious for breaking girls’ hearts.

According to an insider, GH and PC would often disappear between takes.

Did GH succeed in convincing PC to “experiment” and try new pleasures? Or were they simply “throwing lines” and “rehearsing” in private?

Why were the staffers unaware of those clandestine meetings? As such, they had to look for the vanishing duo all over the place?

Hmmm…

Rated A

Brazen Performer had the temerity to snub Iconic Star.

At a splashy event, IS approached to greet BP. Instead of warmth, IS was met with cold indifference.

Fellow guests, including IS’ Staunch Supporter, overheard BP exclaiming, “I don’t know that person!”

Quite understandably, SS was livid and trashed BP. “BP has become snotty because handlers tolerate it,” SS exclaimed.

Rated A for arrogant.

Tit for tat

Cute Heartthrob has a secret.

CH is into other handsome young men. No wonder CH is not interested in Perky Costar. As a result, CH’s onscreen partnership with PC sorely lacks sizzle.

For her part, PC is getting too close for comfort with a female colleague who is gay as well.

Tit for tat? Different strokes, for different folks?

Messy life

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

• Troubled Thespian is on the verge of penury.

• TT has failed to pay the rent for months and is drowning in debt. TT has lost several friends as a result.

• The few who have remained loyal to TT are seriously concerned.

• TT is living in abject conditions. TT’s pad is a mess. Worse, there’s a foul stench emanating from the bedroom.

• It’s a scene straight from “Hoarders.”

Top of the Talk Shows

For those who missed last weekend’s “Startalk” on GMA 7 (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

• Ryan Agoncillo on wife Judy Ann Santos’ pregnancy: “Hindi naman maselan, pero lagi kaming maingat. Compared to her pregnancy with Lucho, which was easy … this time may konting morning sickness siya.” (No two pregnancies are ever alike.)

• Ryan on the new baby being “Made in New Zealand.” “Mukha, eh. Parang sulit ang pamasahe! We’ve got a kiwi baby!” (Cute!)

• Ryan, asked if the kids are ready to have a new sibling: “For the past week, bago kami nagpa-ultrasound, naglalambing na si Lucho. But when we revealed it to him, na-excite siya. Gusto niya ng baby boy, si Yohan naman gusto baby girl.” (For sure, one of them will be right.)

• Jennylyn Mercado on being spotted with ex-boyfriend Dennis Trillo: “Kung ano ’yung nakita nila, eh ’di nakita… Okay lang. Marami kami; ’di naman kailangang bigyan ng malisya. Magkaibigan kami, wala namang masama doon.” (Friends … for now.)

• Ryzza Mae Dizon wishes to meet Ariana Grande: “Gusto kong magpa-picture …Gusto ko ’yung mga songs niya … Sana mag-guest siya sa ‘Eat Bulaga!’” (Dreams do come true.)

• Aljur Abrenica on being reunited onscreen with Kris Bernal: “Sobrang na-miss ko siya … May special place siya sa puso ko at surprisingly, hindi nababago ’yun.” (“Return of the Comeback” ba ito? But wait, why is it a surprise?)

• Christopher de Leon on his wife Sandy Andolong having a kidney problem and his son being diagnosed with testicular cancer: “It was very hard. There are days when I would shake … I don’t know if out of stress or nervousness.” (We feel for you!)

• Christopher on how he deals with life’s challenges: “You go back to your personal relationship with your Creator, and talk to Him.” (Amen.)

• Princess Punzalan on ex-husband Willie Revillame’s new game show: “I wish you all the best… Alam ko naman talagang ginagalingan mo lahat ng ginagawa mo.” (Let’s wait and see…)

Princess, asked if she would be willing to cohost Willie’s new show: “Andiyan na yata ang sundo ko. Hahaha!” (Nice one!)