Celeb blames frenemy for this latest intrigue

Controversial Celebrity is under fire again. CC’s career was reported to be in the dumpster. As expected, CC vehemently denied this.

Well, CC has never been completely candid about such matters. Even so, CC blames Famous Frenemy as the source of the gossip.

FF is chummy with CC’s Sworn Nemesis, that’s why.

CC suspects that FF is spreading the intrigues, under instruction from SN.

It’s getting dark and dirty—SN’s trademark.

Creepy mentor

Bubbly Nymphet grew up before Playboy Insider’s eyes.

Now that BN is grown up, she is attracting a slew of suitors—including PI.

It is downright creepy because PI was a father figure to BN in the not-so-distant past.

As far as PI is concerned, however, he is doing nothing illicit (or incestuous).

PI lost his first love, Gorgeous Star, to an Older Man as well. Curiously, OM was PI’s mentor.

Bypassed

Charming Ingénue’s supporters thought their idol had a plum role in the bag. After all, CI’s most recent project with the same team was a certifiable hit.

Still, CI was bypassed and Radiant Starlet landed the coveted part. Is it because CI’s previous coworkers vowed never to work with her again?

Does this give credence to the tattle tale that CI was a prima donna whose success went quickly to her pretty little head?

Shocking rendezvous

There is a brewing war in Show Town.

Desperate Housewife thought Lothario Hubby would lie low after hurdling life-altering debacles.

In fact, LH is supposed to be in a secure, secluded place far away from temptation.

DH was shocked to discover that LH frequently had a Secret Visitor. DH suspects something fishy, and is blaming Industry Insider for serving as matchmaker.

Oh no!

Hopelessly devoted

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Fans are wondering why Perky Stunner is currently jobless. That’s because her home studio isn’t keen on hiring her.

PS is still clueless when it comes to acting. All those workshops didn’t help her any.

Worse, PS can’t even be trusted with something as simple as lip-syncing.

PS’ guest appearance in a show was an epic fail because she couldn’t keep up with the prerecorded song.

But the girl remains determined. Hopelessly so.

Pia Wurtzbach is still texting the President. RICHARD A. REYES

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Nadia Montenegro: I swear, wala akong alam sa away daw namin nina Precy Ejercito at Laarni Enriquez! (Okay. Moving on…)

Dahil sa iskandalong naganap sa concert ng The Script; kalat na: Doris Bigornia pinagalitan ng ABS-CBN kaya napilitang mag-sorry. (Everybody knows that everything ends up on YouTube.)

Vice Ganda 4 na beses ibubuwis ang buhay sa Araneta concert. (Really not necessary.)

Wala raw ginawang krimen sa Miami Beach; Vice Ganda sa bashers: Magalit kayo kung sa simbahan ako nag-swimsuit! (It’s not like he was stark naked.)

Kris Aquino atat na atat maging kabit. (As Iron Man repeatedly said in the new “Avengers” move: “Language!”)

Pia Wurtzbach, P-Noy tuloy ang “relasyon”; nagpapalitan pa rin ng mga text message. (Maybe she got a green light from the exes.)

Willie Revillame kumuha ng 1,000 dancers para sa unang pasabog ng “Wowowin.” (Here we go again.)

Janice de Belen nagsalita na tungkol kay Gerald Anderson. (Malalaki na sila. Kaya nila ’yan.)

Patrick Meneses diring-diri kay Ara Mina, ayaw nang umuwi ng bahay; sawa na rin daw magbayad ng mga utang. (Ouch. And whaaaat?)

Maja Salvador tuloy lang ang trabaho kahit wasak ang puso. (Sige ka lang, sis.)

Maja posibleng ma-in love kay Paulo Avelino. (Well, he’s cute, too.)

Jed Madela sablay bilang judge sa “Your Face…” (Define “sablay.”)