Music outfit blacklists Dazzling Diva

MAJA Salvador

A Music industry insider passed on this cautionary tale.

Dazzling Diva has always been put to task for her unprofessional ways by peers.

Undeterred, Music Outfit prepared a special program for DD. The MO staff pulled out all the stops for DD. Alas, the poor staff waited for hours and DD was a no-show.

After snooping around, MO execs found out that DD accepted an income-generating gig on the same day as the canceled appointment.

With dispatch, DD was demoted to the D-list. Actually, she was blacklisted. A source alleged that DD’s projects with MO would be ignored, as far as the offended execs were concerned.

Insiders hope that DD has finally learned her lesson by now.

DEREK Ramsay

Beauty banshee

Who knew that willowy and winsome Controversial Celebrity has a mean streak?

CC purportedly has the nasty habit of screaming at underlings every time they make the flimsiest of mistakes.

CC sometimes gets “physical” and slaps erring employees.

BELA Padilla

A Defiant Staffer got fed up and threatened to resign if CC refused to change. Still CC was unrepentant.

DS abandoned ship and made it a point to warn people about double-faced CC.

Instant karma

Seems CC got her comeuppance even before DS could sing “Karma Chameleon.”

Apparently, CC got addicted to gambling. A mole claims that CC’s business empire is sinking fast because of massive losses incurred at the casino.

All those who’ve experienced CC’s wrath can only roll their eyes in mock sympathy.

Casino hunks

Seems there’s a virus going around in Show Town.

Other celebs have been similarly bitten by the gambling bug.

KEAN Cipriano

Handsome Hunk, who’s now rich and famous, was once a regular at the casino when he was still a trying-hard novice, according to a source.

It was HH’s way to escape the dreariness of his love life – especially since he was then involved with a fire-breathing virago.

Turned out another Gorgeous Hunk is addicted to the slot machines as well.

GH had to hook up with Notorious Gay to subsidize his trips to the online casino joint.

Publicity hungry

Seems Scandalous Artist hasn’t learned new tricks.

SA is still hooked on unnecessary (and cheap) gimmicks. The latest controversy, however, lacked originality and was a rehash of an old stunt.

Didn’t SA do the same thing years ago? It was even published in a book. Déjà vu, anyone?

Art of the deal

Seems Enterprising Actor’s “relationship” with Major Mogul has taught him a thing or two about making deals on his own.

EA is trying to increase his stock in Home Studio. What better way to do it than to spread rumors of an imminent transfer to Rival Studio?

True to form, EA denies the scuttlebutt and insists that he’s not bailing out. EA asserts that he’s only being proactive.

Top of the Tabloids

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Mega pipirma na ng kontrata sa TV5 (Pero hindi raw totoo … as of now.)

Janno Gibbs papakasalan uli si Bing Loyzaga (How sweet!)

Alex, Toni Gonzaga ‘naglaglagan’ (Sana walang nagkabukol.)

Joey de Leon: Favorite ko si Sarah Geronimo! (Kami rin!)

Mas sikat at mas magaling pa rin ang pop princess, Sarah Geronimo ilalampaso si Angeline Quinto (Saang contest ba sila naglalaban?)

Oyo Boy Sotto may pinatunayan sa TV5

BF ni Toni Gonzaga ‘binastos’ ni Vice Ganda (Sagot ni Paul Soriano: “Game naman ako.”)

Toni handa nang pakasal kay Direk Paul Soriano (Go!)

Ate Guy, Fr. Robert Reyes bati na (Baka isang tingin lang ni Ate Guy, lumambot na puso ni Father.)

Dennis Trillo, Jennylyn Mercado, nagkabati na (Kiss!)

Maja, Coco Martin, Matteo Giudicelli muling maghaharap (No need for a referee?)

Kahit daw ‘Love’ ang tawagan nila, Kean Cipriano: Wala kaming relasyon ni Vice! (Baka magselos si J–?)

Ogie Alcasid gusto na uling buntisin si Regine Velasquez, hindi pa man daw nanganganak (Hindi ba mahirap yun?)

Maja Salvador takot maagawan ng dyowa (Madali yan, bumili siya ng posas.)

Bela Padilla winawasak ng fans ni Marian Rivera

Luis Manzano, Jennylyn, echoserang frog? Walang naniniwalang nasa ligawan stage pa lang sila hanggang ngayon (Baka may alam ang frog.)

Vilma Santos takot masapawan ni Nora? (They’re too old for that.)

Annabelle Rama kay Nadia Montenegro: Ang kapal mo, girl! (Giyera na ’to.)

Pagkatapos idemanda ni Nadia, (say ni) Annabelle: Bayaran niya ang lahat ng utang niya! (Pwede bang isagot yun sa korte?)

Nakakatakot pong umutang kay Annabelle Rama – Ehra Madrigal (talent ni Annabelle) (Malaki ba ang interes?)

Ruffa Guitierrez: Nadia, ’wag mo na akong tine-text! (Galit-galit muna sila.)

Kili-kili ni Derek Ramsay, makinis, mabango (Dun ba na-attract si Angelica?)

Mariel Rodriguez, naging mareklamo sa ABS-CBN?

Cristine Reyes: Hindi ako sosyal! (E di hindi.)

Kristeta nangutang ng pambayad sa BIR