Flamboyant personality falls for closet gay

CHIZ Escudero and Heart Evangelista will spend honeymoon in Japan. ARNOLD ALMACEN

Flamboyant Personality recalls his crazy, colorful adventures as a budding gay. He happily commuted for hours, to visit his “crush,” Struggling Student, who lived in the province. FP followed SS around like a lovesick puppy.

Years later, FP bumped into SS. He was stunned to see SS had emerged from the closet! SS was no longer the prey; he was a full-fledged predator. In the end, FP found not a lover, but a competitor, in SS.

For the love of

For the longest time, Rich Benefactor succeeded in delaying a high-profile enterprise that he had promised to Hunky Celeb.

Alas, HC got in trouble with RB’s partners. To his credit, RB waited for things to simmer down. Unfortunately, HC stuck to his guns and refused to patch things up with the frenemies.

Despondent RB was forced to let go of HC—reluctantly.

Pay hike

According to the rumor mill, Cute Hunk bought a pricey new car with a little help from affluent gay friend.

CH has apparently mastered the ways of the biz. He floated the rumor that he received an indecent proposal from Millionaire Mogul involving a ridiculous sum (six figures) for one night of indiscretion.

Seems CH is about to up his asking price.

KATHRYN Bernardo and Daniel Padilla find themselves in a triangle with Piolo’s son.

Fully booked

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Sultry Starlet has expensive tastes in fashion. Friends wonder how SS can maintain such a luxurious lifestyle when she is jobless.

Come to think of it, SS is rarely seen these days. There is talk she has ventured into the world’s oldest profession, with a Close Relative as “booking” agent.

No wonder SS is fully booked! She has instructed CR, however, not to accept “dates” with dirty old men. She likes ’em young but filthy rich.

Top of the Bandera

CRISTINE Reyes slapped a Kapamilya for real.

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Iñigo Pascual panggulo sa relasyong Daniel Padilla-Kathryn Bernardo. (Show biz, that’s all.)

Daniel kay Kathryn: Walang silbi ang buhay kung wala ka namang partner! Hirit pa ni DJ: Mas wild ngayon si Kath, ako ’yung mabait! (Define “wild.” Okay, define “mabait” na rin.)

Sarah Geronimo, Matteo Guidicelli napag-uusapan na ang kasal. (This is going to be a loooong talk.)

Warning ng Popsters kay Alex Gonzaga: Huwag na huwag mong aahasin si Matteo kay Sarah! (Ayan, o, lumiko agad.)

Albie Casiño, Jake Ejercito hinamon: Tama na ang dakdak, sapakan na lang! (Whatever.)

Angelica Panganiban: Totoo, sinampal ako ni Cristine Reyes, at sobrang sakit! (Malamang eksena sa… whatever.)

Ser Chief may mga anak sa labas? (He wouldn’t be the first, last, or only. Next!)

ANGELICA Panganiban says the slap was painful.

Kalat na: Marian Rivera nabiktima ng sindikato, nakabili ng mga pekeng damit sa Internet. (And let us not waste time on this. Next!)

German Moreno nakakapagsalita na pero di pa rin makalakad. (Sige lang, Kuya Germs, we’re waiting for your return.)

Sen. Chiz Escudero kay Heart Evangelista: Sorry, hindi ako pinalaking sweet! (‘Di pa ba sweet ang lagay na ’yan?)

Honeymoon nina Chiz at Heart: Sa Japan balak gawin ang una nilang baby. (Land of anime!)

Payo kay Enrique Gil: Bilisan ang panliligaw kay Liza Soberano. (Not on our account, no.)

SARAH Geronimo is now discussing marriage with her beau.

Bago magretiro bilang presidente ng Kapamilya network; Charo Santos, pababalikin sa ABS-CBN sina Derek Ramsay, Sharon Cuneta, Aga Muhlach; paano naman si Willie Revillame? (Good question!)

Coco Martin may planong makipag-date sa Valentine’s Day… pero may problema; nanay ng mayor sa Batangas pinaligaya ni Coco. (Again, again, again.)

Pokwang ilusyunada, niloloko lang ng dyowang Amerikano. (Malaki na siya, boys and girls.)