Hubby ‘reunites’ with ex; wife turns on waterworks

Rushes spy noticed Glib Starlet’s eyes swollen. GS had wept buckets that day before appearing in public with Playboy Hubby.

Intrigue-mongers went to town: Was it because a new project had reunited PH with Old Flame?

GS knows that PH has trouble separating fact from fiction. Last time she went ballistic, it was because of another on-screen reunion—PH with Noisy Costar.

GS should realize that, with PH’s track record, she would never run out of reasons to get jealous.

It’s a small industry; PH has exes galore.

Runaround

Mole can’t understand why Colorful Celeb continues to flaunt a lavish lifestyle—posting photos of travels abroad in social media.

CC, also a self-styled fashionista, shows off expensive designer duds online.

CC should go easy on the ostentatious posts, which could incur the ire of Industry Players. CC failed to pay IPs for a project they earlier worked on.

Whenever the IPs inquired about the unsettled bill, CC pointed to an assistant who, in turn, pointed back to CC.

It was the classic runaround.

Wrong number

Showbiz Maven claims to have uncovered the identities of personalities in a Rushes item.

The tattletale involves Cute Heartthrob who is being stalked by Giddy Psychopath.

SM thinks the blind item is about Affable Idol, whose friendliness is misinterpreted as flirtation by Infatuated Insider.

II calls up AI at unholy hours, SM says. Same thing that GP does to CH.

Double trouble!

Cheating hearts

No wonder Alluring Nymphet is paranoid.

Perhaps she’s familiar with the saying, “If he cheated with you, he will cheat on you.”

AN fooled around with Current Sweetheart while still entangled in the beefy arms of Dashing Hunk.

Apparently, AN and CS hooked up while they were drunk as skunks.

Is this why AN gets antsy when CS goes bar-hopping without her?

Quite a “drinking” problem for AN, huh?

Panic attacks

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Flamboyant Personality has hit rock bottom. Pals say FP refuses to go out and just stays home all day, moping.

There are no offers for FP, who used to be in demand here and abroad.

Now there are no offers for shows and FP’s career is in limbo.

SHAINA Magdayao went solo to the Star Magic Ball—as did rumored suitor Sam Milby. Richard Reyes

Top of the Talk Shows

HEART Evangelista’s beau wants to patch things up with her parents.

For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

• Chiz Escudero, asked about his relationship with fiancée Heart Evangelista’s parents: “Darating din ’yun. Hindi lang dapat siguro minamadali.” (Not yet there, huh?)

• Iza Calzado, asked why she didn’t bring her boyfriend Ben Wintle to the event: “’Di ko siya sinasama ’pag sobrang laking show biz events. Naii-stress ako … kailangan ko pa siyang intindihin kung ano ang isusuot niya.” (He can’t do that?)

• Zanjoe Marudo on doing gay roles: “Nag-e-enjoy nga ako.” (Swish!)

• Jodi Sta. Maria on her love life: “All is well.” (Ah.)

• Jodi, asked if she would soon marry Cavite Vice Gov. Jolo Revilla: “Hindi pa … May kanya-kanya pang plano.” (Ha?)
  

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• Kris Aquino, asked if ex-husband James Yap is ready to be a stage father to their son Bimby: “Dapat lang! Karangalan niya ’yun na ganun ka-cute ang anak niya, ’no!” (Parang galit yata.)

• Billy Crawford, asked if he was suspended from “It’s Showtime” after being detained for malicious mischief: “[ABS-CBN] just wanted me to rest and assess everything [so I can] make the right decisions.” (How … corporate.)

• Billy on rumors that he was high on drugs: “I do not use drugs; I never will.” (Promise?)

• Billy expresses remorse for his actions: “Wala akong nasaktan, but I apologize to all. I’m a public figure; I should be more responsible.” (Hindsight is 20-20, yes indeed.)

• Kris Bernal, asked if she’s seducing “Hiram na Alaala” costar Dennis Trillo: “Hindi ah! ’Di naman ako ganu’ng klase. Siyempre pahabol pa rin ako!” (So it’s true: Courtship is running after him, until he catches her.)

• Kris B on her kissing scene with Dennis: “Malambot ang mga labi niya … mahusay siyang artista so, ibig sabihin mahusay din siya humalik!” (That gives us pause.)

• Manny Pacquiao on including hosting duties for “Sports Science” in his busy schedule: “Time management lang ’yan. ’Di ko nililimitahan ang kakayanan ko.” (This, too.)

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