Starlet dumps newbie

ANGELICA Panganiban predicts she’ll tie the knot next year.

Pretty Starlet has an on-off affair with Cute Partner. During one of their “off” periods, PS hooked up with Naive Newcomer.

PS strung along NN, who thought they were officially an item. One day, NN just found himself in the dumpster.

PS threw a party and invited CP and their friends. NN was not on the guest list.

Then PS had a show, with NN as front act. Before NN could go onstage, he was told that CP had taken over his duet with PS. Of course, he was heartbroken.

Interviewee for hire

Controversial Personality’s dubious deeds keep tumbling out of the closet. And cyberspace.

Interview requests from students are de rigueur for CP and colleagues in the profession. CP, however, charges the hapless students P15,000 per interview.

Perhaps CP thinks she’s a movie star.

Overdressed, underwhelming

SWITCH ’EM ON Music Museum Group Inc. president Precy M. Florentino (fifth from left) and German Moreno (to her right) lead the Christmas lighting ceremony at the Theater Mall, Promenade and Teatrino complex in Greenhills with Kapuso stars (from left) Teejay Marquez, Sharmaine Santiago, Hiro Peralta, Louise de los Reyes, Jake Vargas and Sanya Lopez.

Perky Starlet can be a tad overbearing, insiders say.

At a charity event, while most celebs chose to keep it casual in deference to “Yolanda” victims (the beneficiaries), PS arrived all dolled up, in a gown.

An observer snapped: “Where is the wedding?”

Onstage, PS bungled her spot number with a performance marred by flats and sharps.

ANGEL Locsin’s fans are on the warpath. Again.

PS should spend more time on voice lessons than on outfits.

Parental misguidance

From Radio Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

Remember Veteran Personality who is having an affair with Underaged Starlet?

According to a mole, the May-December affair has the blessings of Misguided Parent. MP had gotten in trouble in the past for tolerating US’ previous, and equally inappropriate, relationships. MP is still at it, it seems.

Rated “PG,” for Parental Gaffe.

Dire straits

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

MARIAN Rivera branded a copy cat by fans.

Handsome Hunk, who was hooked on illicit drugs, hit hard times.

HH’s family disowned him. He had no one to turn to. Friends closed the door on him, except one: Macho Coworker, who continued to loan him cash every now and then.

HH is hesitant to ask help from Closeted Costar— scared, perhaps it would come with strings attached.

Or is HH afraid that CC would give him a mean tongue-lashing?

Top of Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Hinihintay na lang ang milyones na talent fee sa ABS; Vice Ganda bibili na ng bagong house and lot sa halagang P50M. (Wow. He can probably buy whole barangays in Tacloban.)

Kahit pagod na pagod at puyat sa pagtatrabaho, Judy Ann Santos personal na ipinagluluto ng baon si Ryan Agoncillo, kaya hindi nambababae. (That’s all it takes? Bakit si …?)

VICE Ganda is buying a P50-million house.

Chokoleit: “Napagdaanan ko na rin po ang maraming trahedya, pati mawalan ng ina!” (’Yun ding mga “Yolanda” victims, nawalan ng ina, ama, anak …)

Hiyang-hiya kay Lani Mercado sa kumalat na tsismis; Jennylyn Mercado: “Wala kaming relasyon ni Sen. Bong …tatay ko lang siya!” (Aray.)

Gretchen Barretto “inagawan” ng pelikula si Dawn Zulueta. (Parang hindi naman.)

Hindi raw totoong pinagbakasyon lang ng ABS-CBN; Korina Sanchez pinarusahan, suspendido ng 1 taon sa  “TV Patrol” at DZMM. (Speechless kami.)

Cristine Reyes sinuswerte pa rin sa buhay kahit na binaboy si Ara Mina. (What goes on between the two of them should really stay between them na. Kakapagod, e.)

Ginamit pa si Marjorie Barretto para asarin si Gretchen; bagong drama ni Claudine wa epek sa bagsik ni “Yolanda.” (Spin a win!)

Tinanggihan ang daily show na offer ng TV5; Ryan Agoncillo: Respeto lang sa Dabarkads! (Applause.)

Kris Aquino: Alam ko  from heaven, super proud ang mom! (Heavenly memo?)

Wala nang pakialam sa mga bashers sa Twitter; Regine Velasquez: Sige, okrayin at laitin n’yo ko hanggang gusto ninyo!; Mang Gerry mahina pa ang katawan pero magaling na. (Dedma lang, Songbird; Dedma lang.)

Lalong nawalan ng identity, nilamon ni Sarah Geronimo; Angeline Quinto nagparetoke uli, kinopya na ang mukha ni Regine!? (Careful, it’s addictive.)

Nagsimula na naman ang giyera ng mga fans; Marian Rivera gaya-gaya kay Angel Locsin, pati pagbuyangyang ng boobs kinopya. (Fans again?!)

Walang paki sa mga nang-ookray sa kanila ni John Lloyd Cruz; Angelica Panganiban: “Malakas uminom, adik sa alak, e, ano … basta enjoy ako! Baka sa 2014 kasal na ako, gusto ko nang mag-asawa!” (Gusto rin kaya ni Lloydie? Uh, Lloydie?)

Cristine Reyes binalahura pa rin sa Twitter, wa epek ang pa-good girl. (These twits on Twitter need to get a life.)